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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 17/08/2026

Me to me: you should have killed me when you had the chance!

Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 22/06/2026

If I had a nickel for every time House of the Dragon gave one of my favorite book characters a WEIRD ass fetish for no reason I’d have two nickels.

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 06/06/2026

How 👏 can 👏 you 👏 say 👏 you 👏 love 👏 someone 👏 you 👏 can’t 👏 tell 👏 is 👏 dying!? 👏 👏 👏

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 22/05/2026

Time to hang out with my comfort war criminal.

A tv showing HBO Max’s page for House of the dragon season 1 episode 8 “The Lord of the Tides”

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 16/05/2026

Just a little over a month before my insane anime villain prince is returned to me

Aemond Targaryen as played by Ewan Mitchell on House of the Dragon season 3

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 08/05/2026

For me? No I’ve seen it at least half a dozen times 😅 first time for the crew tho! So that’s fun.

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 08/05/2026

Born again went way too fast so I’m currently making my friends watch the Netflix show with me… Just so I can keep hanging with my good friend Matt 😂

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 15/04/2026

Hi yes how do I get the kind of nervous system where “chasing cars” by snow patrol playing at the Walmart doesn’t make me feel like I’m being hunted for sport?

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 04/03/2026

I think if Harrison Ford ever called me “kid” I could die happy

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 21/02/2026

Absolutely nuts how many times I’ve said “uncle-husband”

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 21/02/2026

Really had a “how did I get here moment” tipsy AF at a concert shouting the plot of House of the Dragon at my poor bestie who Did Not Ask.

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 05/12/2025

I’m coming from the tech world, I was a product designer, but I’ve been out of the game for more than a year with no luck. I’m thinking about going into medicine?? Become a phlebotomist or something? But tbh I’m open to anything.

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 05/12/2025

Who wants to help me pick out a new career?

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 27/11/2025

*shouting at my reflection in the mirror* IM A REAL TOUGH KID, I CAN HANDLE MY SHIT, THEY SAID BABY GOTTA FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT AND I DID

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 24/11/2025

Oh thanks for telling me I had no idea! Still think “resellers” is too nice of a word but guess that’s what we have until someone thinks of something better.

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 24/11/2025

Why did we rebrand scalpers as “resellers”? Call em what they are!

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 23/11/2025

By my math it is statistically more dangerous to be president of the Walt Disney company (2/9 people who have held the position died as a direct result of the stress of the job.~22%) than it is to be president of the United States (8/45 presidents have died in office, ~18%)

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 20/11/2025

I have an uncle who cheated on his wife, drove his wife to 💀, immediately married his mistress, stole from both of my grandparents as they were dying, and refused to go to the planetarium with me because “god created the world in 7 days so all of that is a lie”

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 20/11/2025

Sending my friends thirst traps of their blorbos that I’m not *really* into but like… i get it and captioning them as follows.

Screenshot of a TikTok dm that says “truly excellent points made here” under a video of a man, his identity obscured but real ones will recognize as Copia from Ghost, in uncomfortably tight pants

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 17/11/2025

Grey November… I’ve been down since July…

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 17/11/2025

Feel like I was put on this earth to remind my friends they could totally pull their favorite fictional characters

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 20/10/2025

RIP Theodora Crain you would have loved “The Giver” by Chappell Roan.

Theodora Crain from The Haunting of Hill House at the bar with her black opera gloves and black croptop.

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 11/10/2025

AI Spotify: we’re designed to keep your shuffle from being too jarring, so each song flows into the next Also AI Spotify: here’s Creep by Radiohead into Soda Pop

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 24/09/2025

I didn’t leave my house all day but I assume the Rapture didn’t happen?

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 13/09/2025

Has anyone made a “The Future is a Foreign Land” edit with Jyn Erso and Andor or do I have to do everything myself?

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 19/08/2025

I swear to god if one more person’s response to me talking about my WIP book is “why don’t you just use AI?” I’m going to BE ON THE NEWS.

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 14/08/2025

Can not BELIEVE I’m getting new Taylor Swift content and new Alien content on the same day I’m truly god’s favorite

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 29/07/2025

I agree! The addition of Frodo’s temptation was by far the most effective part of this show for me. I saw it in Chicago and I thought it had high highs and low lows but that choice has stayed with me for more than a year now.

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 22/07/2025

I feel like I’m mostly getting 3 or 4 different actors on my TikTok, but 8?! That’s awesome I love it

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 22/07/2025

I do not discriminate I am obsessed with all the Ygors 😅

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 22/07/2025

Every day I open pinterest and get a new picture of this guy and tbh it’s the only thing keeping me going. The horrors persist but so do those freaks at Universal and I thank them for their service 🫡

Ygor from the Dark Universe section Universal Studios Resort Park “Epic Universe”

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 05/07/2025

All timer sentence from the fan-fiction discord.

Screenshot of a discord comment that says “never underestimate the erotic potential of shared blood types”

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 04/07/2025

Your child is not fine your child is screaming “Guilty As Sin?” In their car

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 21/06/2025

MY BOOK ALSO HAS CLOWN SEX HOW DID YOU KNOW!?

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 20/06/2025

Truly did not understand what authors meant when they said “characters have minds of their own” until I was writing last night and I sent my MC into a room for romance and she tried to JUMP OUT A WINDOW. 😭

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 18/06/2025

How to beg for help while still seeming cool, elusive, and witty.

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 15/06/2025

Taking my Epic Universe brain rot to the park (iykyk)

Me sitting in the park on a colorful picnic blanket, reading Frankenstein by Mary Shelly with a can of Baja Blast

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 15/06/2025

They should invent a position to read in that’s comfortable for longer than, like, 15 pages.

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 15/06/2025

My pet peeve is when people who are picky-er than you tell you it’s up to you. It never is.

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