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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 17/08/2026

Me to me: you should have killed me when you had the chance!

Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 22/06/2026

If I had a nickel for every time House of the Dragon gave one of my favorite book characters a WEIRD ass fetish for no reason I’d have two nickels.

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 06/06/2026

How 👏 can 👏 you 👏 say 👏 you 👏 love 👏 someone 👏 you 👏 can’t 👏 tell 👏 is 👏 dying!? 👏 👏 👏

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 22/05/2026

Time to hang out with my comfort war criminal.

A tv showing HBO Max’s page for House of the dragon season 1 episode 8 “The Lord of the Tides”

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 16/05/2026

Just a little over a month before my insane anime villain prince is returned to me

Aemond Targaryen as played by Ewan Mitchell on House of the Dragon season 3

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 15/04/2026

Hi yes how do I get the kind of nervous system where “chasing cars” by snow patrol playing at the Walmart doesn’t make me feel like I’m being hunted for sport?

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 04/03/2026

I think if Harrison Ford ever called me “kid” I could die happy

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 21/02/2026

Really had a “how did I get here moment” tipsy AF at a concert shouting the plot of House of the Dragon at my poor bestie who Did Not Ask.

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 05/12/2025

Who wants to help me pick out a new career?

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 27/11/2025

*shouting at my reflection in the mirror* IM A REAL TOUGH KID, I CAN HANDLE MY SHIT, THEY SAID BABY GOTTA FAKE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT AND I DID

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 24/11/2025

Why did we rebrand scalpers as “resellers”? Call em what they are!

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 23/11/2025

By my math it is statistically more dangerous to be president of the Walt Disney company (2/9 people who have held the position died as a direct result of the stress of the job.~22%) than it is to be president of the United States (8/45 presidents have died in office, ~18%)

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 20/11/2025

Sending my friends thirst traps of their blorbos that I’m not *really* into but like… i get it and captioning them as follows.

Screenshot of a TikTok dm that says “truly excellent points made here” under a video of a man, his identity obscured but real ones will recognize as Copia from Ghost, in uncomfortably tight pants

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 17/11/2025

Grey November… I’ve been down since July…

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 17/11/2025

Feel like I was put on this earth to remind my friends they could totally pull their favorite fictional characters

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 20/10/2025

RIP Theodora Crain you would have loved “The Giver” by Chappell Roan.

Theodora Crain from The Haunting of Hill House at the bar with her black opera gloves and black croptop.

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 11/10/2025

AI Spotify: we’re designed to keep your shuffle from being too jarring, so each song flows into the next Also AI Spotify: here’s Creep by Radiohead into Soda Pop

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 24/09/2025

I didn’t leave my house all day but I assume the Rapture didn’t happen?

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 13/09/2025

Has anyone made a “The Future is a Foreign Land” edit with Jyn Erso and Andor or do I have to do everything myself?

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 19/08/2025

I swear to god if one more person’s response to me talking about my WIP book is “why don’t you just use AI?” I’m going to BE ON THE NEWS.

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 14/08/2025

Can not BELIEVE I’m getting new Taylor Swift content and new Alien content on the same day I’m truly god’s favorite

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 22/07/2025

Every day I open pinterest and get a new picture of this guy and tbh it’s the only thing keeping me going. The horrors persist but so do those freaks at Universal and I thank them for their service 🫡

Ygor from the Dark Universe section Universal Studios Resort Park “Epic Universe”

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 05/07/2025

All timer sentence from the fan-fiction discord.

Screenshot of a discord comment that says “never underestimate the erotic potential of shared blood types”

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 04/07/2025

Your child is not fine your child is screaming “Guilty As Sin?” In their car

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 20/06/2025

Truly did not understand what authors meant when they said “characters have minds of their own” until I was writing last night and I sent my MC into a room for romance and she tried to JUMP OUT A WINDOW. 😭

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 18/06/2025

How to beg for help while still seeming cool, elusive, and witty.

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 15/06/2025

Taking my Epic Universe brain rot to the park (iykyk)

Me sitting in the park on a colorful picnic blanket, reading Frankenstein by Mary Shelly with a can of Baja Blast

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 15/06/2025

They should invent a position to read in that’s comfortable for longer than, like, 15 pages.

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 15/06/2025

My pet peeve is when people who are picky-er than you tell you it’s up to you. It never is.

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 30/05/2025

Happy Swiftie Independence Day!!! What are you listening too?

A screenshot of a phone, in the upper left corner is a Spotify widget playing blank space

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 24/05/2025

They should warn you when you turn 16 that, deep down, you’re stuck with that personality forever.

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 23/05/2025

Love being a writer because I was just chatting with some friends about someone from my past and described them as "not having the sense god gave a goose, and twice as mean" and then immediately went "ooh I gotta write that down" (this is me writing that down.)

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 23/05/2025

Singing the Doctor Who “Dugga Doo” song in my head because “Mission Impossible: Final Reconning” started giving me a panic attack. In case you were wondering what kind of person I am.

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 20/05/2025

Depression/ADHD is a WILD combo what do you mean I just… forget about the things that bring me joy? For months at a time?

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 19/05/2025

Post the first 4 characters you know from your results! This is… flattering.

Daniel Franzense as Damien in Mean Girls

Aimee Loo Wood as Aimee in Sex Education

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 18/05/2025

I’ve been blessed with great taste and a big ass. Also horrific visions of the year 2027.

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 17/05/2025

I was feeling off and when my husband asked if I thought it was my new meds or my period or normal depression stuff I shrugged and deadass said “I dunno man I just work here”

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Bridget 🦝 Raccoon Witch @bridget4ness.swifties.social · 30/04/2025

Y’all who buys tickets to the Revenge of the Sith rerelease and then texts through all the lightsaber fights???

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