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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/10/2026

It's not quite done because all the shadows and such are going to be made by actual lighting once I build them into a proper display. The Genevieve and Eleanor models are just painted. I'm very new to this model painting so be kind. Saint Celestine is […] [Original post on friendsofdesoto.social]

The Warhammer 40k saint Celestine model set. Celestine is in the center and is flanked by the two smaller models. Celestine is the main focus.

A left hand side view of the Warhammer 40k saint Celestine model set. Celestine is in the center and is flanked by the two smaller models.

A right hand side view of the Warhammer 40k saint Celestine model set. Celestine is in the center and is flanked by the two smaller models.

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026

Let me be the first to wish @NickGates a happy birthday. The chu chu dance is not mandatory today but if it becomes a Chu Chu Chu dance, well...

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 07/10/2026

Came home late from work to find that my fridge freezer had stopped working. Less than a month after my oven broke. No wonder my wallet is full of moths.

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/10/2026

There is something to be said about the Tory conference impeding my way into work but I'm too tired to work out what it is.

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/09/2026

This recipe says to chill in the fridge overnight. But I don't fit in the fridge

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/09/2026

Today's adventure shall be escorting (and likely translating to standard English) Italians around the black country living museum. Pictures to follow if I remember

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/09/2026

I have a rule that I only regularly drink hot chocolate between the autumn and spring equinox. Mostly as a way of enjoying the changing of the seasons. This year though I am really craving hot chocolate l. I may have to start early. Then again there's just a week to go

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/09/2026

I'm thinking that I need to go to the shop to get some extra veggies for dinner. The question is do I suspend my diet and by a metric fuck ton of chocolate and cake?

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/09/2026

I think my luck maybe about to turn around. A septuple leaf clover! #futurama

My hand holding what looks like a septuple leaf clover similar to what Fry had in Futurama

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/09/2026

My line manager and I just made a new game that turned a boring safety meeting into a hilarious adventure. So as with most meetings lately, all images were generated by ai. The game is essentially this, spot the ai fuck up and type it into your private teams chat before the other person. There […]

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026

When is the worst time to realise your oven is broken? I don't know but right when you think your baked potato should be done is quite bad

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 09/09/2026

Oh hey ennui. I would say it's nice to see you but that would be a lie

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 02/09/2026

To birthdays in a row! Today let us raise our blood wine to honourable @howiecohen A good source tells that he's age ends with a 0 today so I hope there will be much rejoicing

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 01/09/2026

Attention FoD! Today is our overworked chief engineer's birthday. If you want to contribute to the running of the Hood (and the every increasing bar tab) don't forget to make a special birthday donation. ko-fi.com/scarves# And, thanks to time shenanigans, let me be the first to wish […]

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 25/08/2026

And now I'm only one week behind on pod. Urgh, I need a holiday

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 21/08/2026

Fun fact: all but 75 km² of the earth can be described as Tingham. Only the remaining 75 km², which is located in the UK, is not Tingham.

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026

A message from someone at work. If you want to help out and you are in a position to please follow the link for a worthy cause. "Hi Guys, My niece is trying to raise money for the Little Princess Trust. She's been growing her hair for the past year to have it cut and transformed into a wig […]

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 19/08/2026

Websites in the 90's: what about pop ups that will make money. Websites in the 00's: people hate pop ups let's put ads in the page. Websites in the 20's: what about pop ups but as a spinning wheel that gives a discount. People will love that.

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/08/2026

And I call this particular mocktail the Andorran ice desk

A blue fizzy drink with ice in a wine glass in front of a window

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026

A teenager just said she liked my hat and I didn't detect any sarcasm. Am I cool now?

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 14/08/2026

I just witnessed British people going outside to stand in a bride shower of rain. They also declared that it was lovely. I may now have seen everything

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 13/08/2026

Fucking hell! It's hot outside but it's like 4⁰c hotter on the bus

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/08/2026

Bridget life update for those that care. So where we left off our intrepid hero had just gone through a break up and everything sucked, as you may recall. That didn't last though as before the week was out she came back realising she made a huge mistake. She has apologised endlessly had has […]

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/07/2026

Wooo! Big performance based bonus! Lego store here I come

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/07/2026

Parks and Rec really misled me about doing government work. There hasn't been nearly as many zany hijinks as I was led to believe. I mean yes, I did just do the second fake proposal this year to get someone out of a meeting but not once has there been a tiny horse in the office.

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/07/2026

Ladies, gentlemen and all variations there upon. I present the mind meld mojito What makes it a mind meld? Well the lack of alcohol means you can maintain perfect logic while refreshing you mind

A mojito mocktail with a red metallic straw in a wine glass

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026

[Sad sack bridget] So, Nadia just broke up with me. Guess things are going to suck for a while.

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 12/07/2026

Wait, so there is a non zero chance it's coming home, Nigel Farage is running against a bin, Starmer is out and Burnham is in. Are... Are things looking up for little England?

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/07/2026

If anyone is wondering why we complain about the heat when it's not even that high. It's currently 07:50 am and 18⁰c outside. My house however is built to retain heat and is already 27⁰c. It's going to go as high as 33⁰c outside today.

My central heating smart meter reading 27⁰c

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/07/2026

I had to go to a mandatory work conference this week. My gods! The ai in the PowerPoints. Every graphic had nonsensical lines and things that just look so odd. I think there is some sort of dunning-kruger effect with this. Anyone with anything to do with design would be horrified by them but […]

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 05/07/2026

Kids born in 2000 are now 30 years old! You might say my maths is off but time will prove me correct.

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026

On my way back home from sewing Sweeney Todd at the Rec theatre. Really can recommend

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026

Oh right, happy rebellion day America. I shall be celebrating by going to the theater

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 04/07/2026

Is it me or, with the exception of lower decks, do star fleets spend a lot less time in tubes in the modern series and movies

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 30/06/2026

You know how in the remastered Star wars they replaced force ghost Anakin at the end of jedi? Well what would it take the get a remaster of hide and Q with adult Wesley Crusher replaced with present day Will Wheaton?

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 29/06/2026

still waiting on the printer to make the last few shelving brackets but the bedroom makeover is basically done. Walls painted, curtains, pillow cases and duvet cover sewn and one of the shelves between the wardrobes up. And in case you are wondering that is a perfume atomiser

3d printed brackets holding up a recycled white wood chip board as a shelf.

A bedroom with a bookcase on the left,desk in the center and dividing curtain on the right. The curtains are William Morris design fabric. The walls are painted blue with a mural of hanging flowers at ceiling hight

The duvet and pillows I have sewn with the curtains behind. The duvet is a print of strawberry thieves by William Morris

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 26/06/2026

I booked some time off work to do some decorating around the house. How was I supposed to know that we would be having a heat wave at the time. Excuse me while I melt🫠

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 24/06/2026

The benefits of working from home. I call it a virgin Risan sunset If you're interested it's pineapple juice, then coconut water then pomegranate juice over ice.

A wine glass filled with ice and mocktail.

It is a layed mocktail going from orange to red

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 16/06/2026

So I woke up super tired this morning. I started to run as usual and thought my joggers felt weird. I reach down to pull them up and... Oh

A picture of me in the hallway mirror. My shirt is lifted a little to show that my jogging bottoms are on backwards

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 15/06/2026

I have been thinking about getting some new clothes for running. Watching today's episode of tng "Justice" has given me ideas.

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 11/06/2026

I just found out that the new CRM system that they were trying to build at work had the directive of "build it with no coding in it" I have no words

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 10/06/2026

Attention Hood! We have had a massive uptick in the amount of bots trying to gain entry recently. The Hood's security is tight enough to catch them but other servers might not be as vigilant. With this in mind please remember to keep yourself safe online by not clicking suspicious links or […]

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Just Plain Simple BridgeMakes⚪ @bridgemakes.friendsofdesoto.social.ap.brid.gy · 08/06/2026

I just went to buy paint for the walls. A pale yellow, not too far from the standard fashionable colour. I can see tester paints of the colour I want but literally not one full can. Basically everything is a shade of white, gray or magnolia with an occasional black and sage green. Like what […]

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