Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Those Guatemalans tryna steal those sweet Swiss Guard jobs. 150
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 24/12/2025Replay showed a pretty serious hyperextension. I hope it’s not ACL but… 000
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I am a karate man. Karate man bruise on the inside. 150
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 15/11/2025“As a sitting member of Congress. I am stunned to learn that my actions have consequences.” 010
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Aside from your desperate need for attention? Oh, not much. 000
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Yeah, you sent this yesterday, I responded, and you never replied. We’re a year out from the election. Suggesting we should settle for the apparent lesser of two evils without even vetting the candidate and looking at platform and past behavior is stupid. 100
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Oh yeah, because wanting to know a candidate’s positions on key positions is too demanding. But hey, glad her video gave you warm fuzzies. 000
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 13/11/2025Then she shouldn’t run for office. Are you fucking kidding me? Would you enthusiastically vote for someone who won’t take a stand on positions that are critical? You want to vote for people who can’t decide what’s important? Nevermind. Don’t answer. 200
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 12/11/2025And then for some fool-ass reason, you decided that I was personally attacking you. “I voted for a Trump too…blah blah blah. You gonna kick me to the curb??? Question: do you live in Colorado-04? 100
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 12/11/2025*your She hasn’t won a fucking primary yet. Look, if she‘s the only viable candidate who could beat Boebert, I will more than likely vote for her. I said ‘pump the brakes” to suggest that blind enthusiasm should maybe be tempered with some skepticism, and I gave reasons why. 100
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Please point out where I said you shouldn’t have an opinion. My objective in voting is to vote for choose candidates who reflect my values. That’s what all of us should do. But simply “not being Lauren Boebert” doesn’t mean that she’s good. It is possible that Laubacher is terrible too. Right? 100
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 12/11/2025You’re changing the topic again. You were asking some silly shit about me kicking you to the curb? So are you running for office? What curb am I kicking you to? 100
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Oh, are you running for office In a race that I’m voting for? Because that’s the topic here. If you want to twist my words into a different meaning and get butthurt about it, please do. That’ll be fine with me. 100
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 12/11/2025It’s pablum. It’s “oh, hey…I’m gonna fight against these Washington lifers with their money.” Yeah, what a brave stand. Wow. 000
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 12/11/2025And piss right off with the “voting for conservatives“ bullshit. You don’t know me, child. Don’t judge me or my values. I haven’t said shit about your complete ignorance, so don’t make snide comments from a position of ignorance About what I do or don’t do. 000
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Term limits are unfathomably stupid. We’re going to arbitrarily restrict people from holding office IF THEY HAVE TOO MUCH EXPERIENCE DOING IT? Explain to me any other profession where being in the role for a long time is a bad hint. She served in the Navy for 37 years. Would you say that was bad? 000
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I understand the concept, and if the vote comes down to choosing between Boebert or Laubacher, it's an easy call to make. But that completely avoids my counterpoint. She's not an interesting candidate. Her website lacks any mention of climate change, abortion rights, or healthcare. I'm uninterested. 100
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 12/11/2025There's NOTHING on climate change. NOTHING on abortion rights. NOTHING on rescuing Social Security. NOTHING on healthcare. Forgive me if I'm disinterested in someone so fucking bland and uninteresting. She's a carpetbagger. 100
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 12/11/2025There's literally nothing in there that talks about her values or political positions. And if you go to her website, you'll find that her platform is term limits, stock trading by Congress, limit lobbyists, ending dark money, balanced budgets, voting rights, and...common sense? Seriously? 100
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Are you familiar with US Senators Kyrsten Sinema or John Fetterman? We don't need to elect glory-seeking assholes who crave influence and lack values. I'm fully on board with ejecting Boebert (and she is my Rep), but I'm not willing to just sign on to anyone who comes along. 100
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Nah, sorry. We can do better than Trump voters who just changed their mind. 220
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 12/11/2025Pump the brakes: she’s a lifelong Republican who just switched to Dem recently. She voted for Trump in past elections. 460
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 09/11/2025Out of curiosity, what non-citizens are you concerned about? 000
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 09/11/2025A simple majority vote can remove the Speaker. 100
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 09/11/20251) Because no laws have been created that prevent it. 2) See #1. 100
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Nice AI pic. I like how the necklace stops halfway around your neck. 010
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 05/11/2025Took me about 10 seconds to find evidence that you're a scammer. 000
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 05/11/2025You just made an account and aren’t following anyone. I’ll bet you haven’t looked into starter packs or feeds. Gosh, super weird that you’re not getting any content you like. Who could have ever foreseen such a thing? Anyway, guess you can leave now since you;ve seen everything, dipshit. 100
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 04/11/2025Oh, well since you have a meme, it must be true. I’m going to go out on a limb and assume you’re not educated. Fair? Question: does it cause you physical pain to be this stupid, or do you just wander through your day with a complete lack of self-awareness? 000
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Hahahah...what a fucking scumbag way to try to steal people's personal info. Wow. You're a genius. You're a total piece of shit, but you're a genius. 000
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 03/11/2025Fewer than 5% of food stamps go to non-citizens, but you needed to rely xenophobia to weaponize your ignorance and hatred. You're a small man with a small mind. 301
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Yeah, genius, one is reading and one is writing. They have different words for them and everything. And yes, 21 is very young. But this is starting to make sense. Did you complete high school? 100
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Let's look at this single post. You've managed to create a run-on sentence, unsupported by fact, and lacking punctuation. Perhaps this is a good time to ask how old you are. 100
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Fantastic. You clearly don't read or write it. 100
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 02/11/2025"Olala" again? Come on, you stupid fucker. Read a book. It's a French expression: "Oh lá lá". Consider this your free educational moment of the day since you clearly can't be bothered to read. 100
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 02/11/2025And quit acting like you didn't come here to start shit, you little bigoted bitch. I'm giving you exactly what you wanted, dumbass. 100
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 02/11/2025What the fuck are you talking about now? What argument? Seriously, try to make a single salient point. 100
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Debatable. However, what's undeniably true is that I'm considerably more intelligent. 100
Derek Johnson @bridgeburner.bsky.social · 02/11/2025What the fuck are you talking about, dipshit? Why are you bringing up free speech? Yes, Congress is not limiting our conversation here at all. Great job. Jesus Christ... 100