not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026for the record it’s (maybe) because some locusts crawl and others hop. if they hop they’re fine. if they crawl they are unclean because they don’t follow the understood locomotion of land animals and have “indeterminate movement” which means they can’t be categorized. kind of cool! 000
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026going to fucking Epstein college is crazy because I’m in danger of having my entire scholarship revoked on a whim. I’m in a super precarious position which is so anxiety inducing because if I lose this it’ll be the fifth or sixth time my education has been ripped away from me at the last second 120
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026“I love anthropology,” I say with tears in my eyes, as I’m assigned yet another 50 pages to read about Balinese cockfights where I’m expected to grasp the terminology of betting odds and evens and apply that to broader society 310
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 08/10/2026(former, as of like 2 hours ago) president of my college is in the Epstein files for assisting directly with sex trafficking and also appears to have been a serial freak himself at the college. 100
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026leviticus is so funny because what do you mean i can eat some locusts but not others. which locusts 010
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026this class scares me because why do I want to go into neurorad now 110
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026have to go to the doctor btw because it looks like what happened to me a month ago was likely a ruptured cyst, which is less scary than endo but still makes me anxious 110
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I badly want my car detailed but who just has $300 lying around 020
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026went to bio club after work. played kahoot. i will have an authentic college experience no matter what 010
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026taking a break from bio to do algebra hw. taking a break from algebra to shower and then read 48 pages of poems. taking a break from poems to go back to bio and make a reference sheet for exam. finishing that so I can finish algebra and then read 1 of 2 30 page articles for anthro 100
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026worried about my bil’s mental health as always but idk it just hits closer to home the closer i get to my birthday. his room is basically inhabitable, it makes me really sad. he says he’s fine living like that but i know how much it can compound depression. if you’re in a clean space you feel better 210
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have a debilitating fear of windows at night so my friend kindly covered the window in their bathroom so I could pee 😭 bc i was truly too afraid 020
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026asked my irl friend group to submit songs anonymously to a shared playlist so we can all enjoy new music and received, I think, the full range of human emotion 030
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026was fed fries cooked in rancid oil and I was so chill about it at the restaurant but I’m growing increasingly more upset and also more sick 100
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026immediately became the most popular person in my bio class by bringing donuts 010
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026annotating discourse irritates me because if you’re annotating just for the sake of aesthetically highlighting words it’s not helping you engage with the book. but annotating itself does help you engage with the reading and think about it more in depth 100
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026printing this out whenever I feel too stupid for neurobio to remind myself of the stupid ass doctors I’ve met 180
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I love anthropology but why am I reading this many 32 page academic articles per week 030
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026mark can you tell me why you think I might know Martin Shkreli 010
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026who’s up learning about the structure of amino acids 130
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026unfortunately this is not working out quite as expected, 100
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026realizing at 9pm I have free will and craft supplies 020
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026fom is so funny because I keep forgetting I’m romancing balor and not eiland because eiland is head over heels for my farmer 050
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026something has happened to my brain because I’m distracted from reading a book from my lit class by wanting to go back to studying proteins and amino acid chains 030
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026studying bio going what the fuck and sending it to bio graduates only for them to also go what the fuck. At least it’s not just me 020
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Homesickness is a physical ailment because I started crying and feeling nauseous seeing a slideshow of growing up in Texas vibes and it feels so familiar but also so far away now 141
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026getting dental work done is the closest a human being will come to being a Chevy Cavalier 120
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 03/09/2026lowkey considering a minor in medical or cultural anthropology now that I understand what anthropology is 020
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026genuinely torn over who to invite to the shooting star festival 120
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026found out Today that there’s a geocache passport that you can fill out to get a special medallion but. it ends November 11th- 010
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026maybe it’s silly but I didn’t expect that geocaching would be such an educational hobby, I’m learning so much about the history of the areas they’re located and the ecological makeup. and so many caches are designed for this 140
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not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026eiland is so cute and so passionate about archaeology…I like that he’s not just a starter npc he’s actually good at it and useful to the plot 140
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not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I signed up to go to college full time specifically because I was assured by my job multiple times that they were flexible and will work around my schedule no matter what and now all of a sudden they’re implementing timesheets and really closely tracking hours and making everything super corporate 030
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026registered for classes AHHHH what the fuck haha 030
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 27/08/2026ok genuinely something is seriously wrong with my period, i have some kind of medical condition. it’s gotten really severe and debilitating over the past few months 110
not your belldandy @briarhoes.bsky.social · 26/08/2026I called my sister and found out apparently my nephew was in the ER, my dad was in a car accident that totaled his car, there was a shooting across the street from my parents house, and my dog almost died 020