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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Pro tip for @salesforce.com brand team: skip the middle step. Go straight to TIforce now and save yourselves the second round of logo work. Gold cloud. Very elegant. Everyone's saying it. 🙄

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Perhaps a question that a senate committee should get some military and intelligence official to testify on under oath.

Screenshot of a chat assistant on America.gov. The user asks, "Was Iranian government within two weeks of having a functional nuclear weapon in February 2026?" The answer begins: "No. Public U.S. and IAEA assessments available for that period do not state that Iran was within two weeks of a functional nuclear weapon in February 2026."

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

"When someone shows you who they are, believe them the first time" – Maya Angelou. John Fetterman needs to go.

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

These statements have Lipstick Killer vibes.

The crime scene photo from the William Heirens case—the December 1945 murder of Frances Brown in Chicago, where the message "For heavens sake catch me before I kill more I cannot control myself" was written in lipstick on the wall. It's the origin of the "Lipstick Killer" nickname.

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

The “Read next” section under the story is a quite the journey through a world of Southern dining.

A screen shot of story links from The News& Observer

NORTH CAROLINA
Chaos erupts when steakhouse ceiling collapses, injuring three, NC officials say
July 21, 2026 6:30 AM

Read Next
FLORIDA
McDonald's drive-thru dispute ends with employee shooting customer, FL cops say
October 22, 2025 12:49 PM

FOR YOU
Read Next
CRIME & COURTS
Dispute outside Cracker Barrel ends with man run down in parking lot, NC cops say.
February 20, 2026 5:37 AM

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

You know, I kinda think that if Trump wants to fully brand this utter debacle – a military and foreign policy failure of epic proportions – he should go for it. I suspect it would also greatly incentivize Iran to really double down. 🙄

A social media post from Donald Trump, posted on September 2, 2026: “Now that we have it under U.S.A. control, should we change the name Hormuz Strait to TRUMP STRAIT??? Like America itself, it would be "hotter" than ever before! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DONALD J. TRUMP”

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

This is Trumpism and the GOP. Their idea of “make America great again” is going back to the 50s – the 1850s – when black people were shackled and sold as property. It’s a racist regime, led by the stupid, the corrupt, and those with evil at their core. An “R” after your name is a modern swastika.

Haitians in chains, framed as policy communication. The white garments and shackles evoke a specific historical image the account is trading on. Screenshot of a post from the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (@DHSgov, verified) via X.com. Text reads: “Haiti TPS has been TERMINATED. Those with terminated TPS are in our nation Illegally. They have two options: LEAVE IMMEDIATELY or be DEPORTED.” followed by a link, “DHS.GOV/CBPHOME.” Below the text is a dark, low-light photo of two people in white hooded sweatshirts standing outdoors at night. The person in the foreground faces away from the camera; their hands are cuffed and chained behind their back. One hand is raised near their face. A light source glows in the upper background.

Political cartoon by Slyngstad. Donald Trump’s distinctive jagged signature is drawn so that its tall, pointed peaks form a row of Ku Klux Klan figures in white hoods, each with narrowed, menacing eyes. Below the drawing, handwritten text reads “-Donald J. Trump”

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

They also tried it on a national level in 2008 and 2012. That didn’t work out for them.

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

The Best Years of Our Lives (1946) – a William Wyler film with Myrna Loy and Frederic March. How can you go wrong? Planes, Trains and Automobiles is wonderful and charming. Planet of the Apes nails the homecoming twist: the world he fights to escape turns out to be his own ruined Earth all along

The final scene of Planet of the Apes (1968) — Taylor and Nova on horseback on a beach, dwarfed by the half-buried, corroded remains of the Statue of Liberty tilting out of the sand and rocks, revealing that the “alien” planet was Earth all along.

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

My son often makes musubi, but does it with panko-crusted, fried Spam.

Fried panko-crusted Spam on a mound of white rice wrapped with a strip of nori, topped with drizzles of tonkatsu sauce and Japanese mayo and a tangle of thinly sliced green onions, served on a white plate with a dish of flour and grey mixing bowls in the background.

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

With Elon Musk planning to spend millions for Susan Collins’ U.S. Senate bid, I thought it might be an appropriate time to revive the Downfall parody I made when he decided to influence a political race in Wisconsin.

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

This seems an appropriate time to revive my Downfall take on Elon spending money to influence elections.

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I’m an American who played both sports for years: You’ll sometimes see hurlers wear what’s called an ash guard – fingerless gloves that are worn on the non-dominant (catching) hand, that have some padding over the knuckles and back of the hand, mostly to protect your hand from opponents sticks.

An ash guard or hurling glove. A fingerless protective glove worn by some player in the Irish sport of hurling.

Live action photo of two players in the Irish sport of hurling.

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 25/07/2026

They rescheduled this whole thing to honor a war criminal and insurrectionist. The White House pre-billed Trump’s speech as “unifying yet vicious.” The WHCA is fine with someone who is bent on jailing them. This is the most pathetic organization. These people have zero credibility.

Trump smirking at the July 2026 White House Correspondents Association dinner.

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I don’t typically find myself rooting for cannibals, but…

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Maybe someone can get him to comprise, and go with, say, three-fifths. FFS. 🤦🏻

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

I aspire to someday be as relaxed and comfortable as this dog.

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 15/05/2026

Honestly, does it get more good than Matt Nelson and @weratedogs.com ?

A smiling young man with curly light brown hair and a light beard sits on a gray upholstered ottoman against a neutral gray studio background. He is wearing a teal short-sleeve button-up shirt, white rolled-cuff trousers, and white sneakers. A tattoo sleeve is visible on his right forearm. He is holding a medium-sized golden-brown mixed breed dog with large ears, who is lounging beside him on the ottoman with legs stretched out. The man is looking slightly off-camera with a broad, natural smile.

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

We live in such a stupid world, because now we all have to wonder if he ate it.

A Twitter post screenshot by Robert F Kennedy Jr. text says, “Starling rescue at Dulles Airport” and shows a photo of RFK, Jr. gripping a starling in his right fist.

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 30/04/2026

Staggeringly dishonest people, who have zero respect for their constituents.

Screenshot of a tweet posted at 5:27 AM on April 30, 2026, quoting Senator Tim Scott saying: “The fact of the matter is that all of the cylinders are kicking. It is good news. You can even feel in our environment how good things are getting. Gas prices continue to come down, which means your groceries will come down a little bit as well. We’ve got a lot of good signs in the economy.” The phrase “Gas prices continue to come down” is highlighted in yellow. Embedded in the tweet is a screenshot of a Fox Business “Mornings with Maria” segment showing Tim Scott speaking

Line chart showing gasoline futures prices in USD per gallon over a one-year period (approximately May 2025 through April 2026). Prices began around $2.00–$2.10, dipped to a low near $1.75 around early 2026, then surged sharply to a current price of $3.5439 — a decline of $0.0483 (−1.34%) on the day. The steep upward climb from roughly $2.25 to above $3.50 occurred over the final few months of the period shown.

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Yeah. The guy who has spent eight years leading the central bank of the largest economic power in the world is….unemployable according to this vapid halfwit. The word clown doesn’t even begin to describe Trump.

A screenshot of a Trump social media post: Jerome "Too Late" Powell wants to stay at the Fed because he can't get a job anywhere else — Nobody wants him. President DONALD J. TRUMP 4/29/26, 2:55 PM

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Trump lost the popular vote.

2024 U.S. Presidential Election results map and summary. Republican Donald J. Trump (with J.D. Vance) won with 312 electoral votes (58%) and 77,303,568 popular votes (49.81%). Democrat Kamala Harris (with Tim Walz) received 226 electoral votes (42%) and 75,019,230 popular votes (48.34%). Third-party candidates received 2,878,359 votes (1.85%). The electoral map shows a majority of states in red (Republican), with blue states concentrated on the coasts and upper Midwest. Nebraska’s 2nd district and Maine’s 1st district split their electoral votes, shown in purple.

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

Located in Seattle’s Fremont neighborhood, “Waiting for the Interurban” is a 1978 aluminum sculpture by Richard Beyer. It has six figures (and a dog with a human face) waiting for a streetcar that no longer runs.

Located in Seattle’s Fremont neighborhood, “Waiting for the Interurban” is a 1978 aluminum sculpture by Richard Beyer. It depicts six figures (and a dog with a human face) waiting for a streetcar that no longer runs.

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 14/04/2026

The Pope: too soft on crime. The seditious conspirators who attacked the U.S. Capitol in an attempt to overthrow the government: that’s actually fine, let them go. This is the insane (a)moral framework we’re dealing with. 🙄

Two screenshots, one from the New York Times, the other from the AP.

NYT: Trump Attacks Pope Leo as Too Liberal and Weak on Crime
President Trump's lengthy post on social media showed there were really no boundaries when it comes to people he might target, including the leader of the world's 1.4 billion Catholics.

AP: Justice Department moves to toss seditious conspiracy convictions of Oath Keepers and
Proud Boys

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

And not to put too fine a point on it, but the lunatic just posted this. He’s dangerously unhinged. America is an embarrassment, and has become a pariah state. This insane, obscene, hollow little man has done generational damage.

Screenshot of a post by Donald Trump showing an AI-generated image depicting himself in the pose and visual iconography of Jesus Christ performing a faith healing — his hand on the forehead of a recumbent ill man, radiating divine light. Trump wears white robes with a red sash. Surrounding figures include a praying woman, a soldier, a nurse, and men in MAGA caps, all gazing upward reverently. The background features an American flag, bald eagles, the Statue of Liberty, fireworks, military jets, and ascending angelic figures bathed in heavenly light. The image borrows directly from Christian devotional painting conventions to present Trump as a messianic savior figure.

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 03/04/2026

Some things are, you know, just bad ideas…

A BBC news headline image from November 4, 2024, reporting on Donald Trump’s victory in the 2024 presidential election. “Donald Trump wins 2024 US election in historic comeback
• 4 November 2024”

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

Who knows what foul, urine-like fluid is coursing through his cranium. But even acknowledging that he has a bottomless capacity for reprehensible remarks, this is particularly obscene.

A social media post by Donald Trump on 3/22/2026: “Now with the death of Iran, the greatest enemy America has is the Radical Left, Highly Incompetent, Democrat Party! Thank you for your attention to this matter. President DJT”

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Brian White @brianwhite.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Yeah. ICE thugs shooting innocent citizens in the face in crowded airports should really help move things along.

A Donald Trump social media post: “If the Radical Left Democrats don't immediately sign an agreement to let our Country, in particular, our Airports, be FREE and SAFE again, I will move our brilliant and patriotic ICE Agents to the Airports where they will do Security like no one has ever seen before, including the immediate arrest of all Illegal Immigrants who have come into our Country, with heavy emphasis on those from Somalia, who have totally destroyed, with the approval of a corrupt Governor, Attorney General, and Congresswoman, Ilhan Omar, the once Great State of Minnesota.
I look forward to seeing ICE in action at our Airports. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN! President DONALD J. TRUMP”

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