Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 5hstatic.klipy.comJohn Legend Bows Down: Hail The Queen!ALT: John Legend Bows Down: Hail The Queen! 000
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 5hThe last time this happened I asked if it was okay to ask a follow-up question or just awkwardly go into the next approved one because I'll have no idea what the subject was going to say, and I think it broke their brain a little to realize how stupid of a request this is. 120
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 20hLime scooters have infested my neighborhood, so can I borrow somebody's Westside rentals account? 000
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 20hWhen I showed Will the original last week I legit spent some time wondering what continuity to follow from there. 110
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 22hIt is atrocious. My kid is watching and I keep ducking out of being there when it happens. 010
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 23hStudies show that roughly every 73 minutes in October, someone else revisits H20 and discovers it's a dull, nearly plotless film with huge logic gaps (even by slasher standards) and a lead actress who is just playing herself instead of her iconic character. Oh and that all the kills are offscreen. 4170
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026There's a guy in LA who was always the biggest stickler for supporting small businesses and today I see him posting an AI flier and it's just so sad. 050
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Sadly I didn't get any vague insults. They just noted how much I like pasta. 370
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026To be fair, we should be informed whether or not Amazon was right. 150
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It is insane to me that the unrated cut of Scream is now essentially lost. Re-released a dozen times on a variety of formats, more popular now than it was in 1997, and yet they can't be bothered to present it in its ideal form. 160
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026static.klipy.comJack Nicholson's Iconic SmileALT: Jack Nicholson's Iconic Smile 010
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I'd genuinely like to know who is falling for any of these phones scams. They say things like "Hi, I'm the supervisor." Like even a 90-year-old has to be aware that that is a suspiciously vague thing to say. 260
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I've only seen two episodes of CRYSTAL LAKE but people already think I'm lying when I tell them certain plot points. Do not read into this as "encouragement." 260
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Tonight I will be hosting TRICK R TREAT at @screamfest.bsky.social and moderating a chat with writer/director Michael Dougherty. 50 attendees get the new graphic novel, and we will also show the restored Season's Greetings short. Join us! 2026screamfest.eventive.org/schedule/690...2026screamfest.eventive.org 051
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026An increasingly rare HMAD review has finally gone up! horror-movie-a-day.blogspot.com/2026/10/resi...horror-movie-a-day.blogspot.comResident Evil (2026)SEPTEMBER 25, 2026 GENRE: MAD SCIENTIST , MONSTER SOURCE: THEATRICAL (REGULAR SCREENING) Despite buying both a Playstation and Playsta... 0110
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026An increasingly rare HMAD review has finally gone up! horror-movie-a-day.blogspot.com/2026/10/resi...horror-movie-a-day.blogspot.comResident Evil (2026)SEPTEMBER 25, 2026 GENRE: MAD SCIENTIST , MONSTER SOURCE: THEATRICAL (REGULAR SCREENING) Despite buying both a Playstation and Playsta... 030
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Strong, I mean. Not Donato. I KINDA get that one at least. 181
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 07/10/2026I will never understand the appeal of this guy. 2133
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Screamfest has added a screening of Friday the 13th Part 2 tomorrow night after Trick r Treat! See Baghead (and Ginny 😌) on the big screen! 2026screamfest.eventive.org/schedule/690...2026screamfest.eventive.org 020
Reposted by Brian W. CollinsCackles & Coffee @cacklespod.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Meet the witches… @thatwitchmia.bsky.social, creator and co-host. The Wrath. @pnemiroff.bsky.social, co-host. The Joy. @rosiemarx.bsky.social, co-host. The Chaos. Follow along as we get closer to opening our grimoire to the world. 02813
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026#2 is the "it might be the real Santa." / "The fuck did she just say?" exhange from VIOLENT NIGHT 070
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"CHARLIE BROWN'S AN ASSHOLE!" remains the best line of dialogue from 21st century cinema. 170
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026One cool thing about the Dune popcorn bucket was that it actually functioned as a popcorn bucket. 1141
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Telluride attendees! Who is coming to my trivia game, sponsored by @fangoria.bsky.social and celebrating the amazing Compendium? Fango has generously donated some killer swag including the bookazines and many back issues. They will be awarded to only the wisest among the crowd! 030
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Trump has committed treason before, why are they so concerned this time? 040
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Considering the date, maybe it was an act of patriotism? nypost.com/2026/10/05/u...nypost.comIntoxicated woman allegedly masturbates on American Airlines flightA drunken women rubbed her fellow passengers the wrong way when she allegedly took off her pants and began masturbating on a flight from Baltimore to Miami last month. 160
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I am so excited. Horror movies and an excuse to wear some sweaters that never see the light of day in LA. Blessed. 151
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I just sang "Everytime" from Britney Spears at karaoke and some girl yelled "LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!" Can't even get mad, that's a solid burn. 091
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 06/10/2026The last good memory I have of someone was seeing a Butch Walker show together and today I learned he's a groomer piece of shit and I'm like... why do these things always line up? 040
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 05/10/202630 year old joke about Bill Gates now applies to several dozen guys and it's not a joke. youtube.com/shorts/99JGN...youtube.comBill Gates is Rich - Weekend Update with Norm MacdonaldYouTube video by Tuff Stuff Jones 010
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have two tickets for MCR at the Hollywood Bowl on Friday 10/23 that I can't use, so if you want them or know someone who does, send my way! Hoping to get what I paid ($438) but will entertain reasonable offers. 012
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Halloween gives away every scare too in between a guy saying "Halloween" over and over. 010
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"One for Beware Beyo... Boing... Boyee... fuck it. One for Resident Evil, please." 0111
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Poltergeist! But also NINJA III for some reason. 0130
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Pad Thai leftovers are often better! The sauce soaks thru! 120
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026static.klipy.comMichael Myers Appears in DoorwayALT: Michael Myers Appears in Doorway 020
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026This means it'll be even LONGER before we are inflicted with another Iñárritu, right? 010
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Despite the heat and poor organizing, Will won three of his six matches and another ended in stalemate. Proud! (He is also undefeated against me. I do not deserve the sweater I had from Chess King circa 1990.) 090
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Another reason to hate on Scream 7. The 13 Halloweens, 12 Fridays, and *six* Screams gave us exactly 31. 170
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026They finally decided "hey maybe we shouldn't risk heatstroke!" So they finally moved everything into the cafeteria, delaying everything to the point that they have decided to cut it from 8 rounds to 6. The matches only run 10 minutes. I've been here for 90 and they've gotten through two. 120
Brian W. Collins @brianwcollins.bsky.social · 03/10/2026At my son's chess tournament and holy shit, I have rarely seen something less organized. They had the kids out in the 100° sun, despite an empty auditorium and an empty cafeteria next to the field. No water, no snacks. 250
Reposted by Brian W. CollinsThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank theonion.comNation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of BankWASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th... 251600153
