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Brian Tunney

@briantunney.bsky.social
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Self-published dog calendar model.

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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 13h
The get ready with me 31 days of Halloween videos have ruined the sporadic fun of that day for me.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My entire facebook feed is full of aftermarket insole ads for middle age feet because I misspelled "antifacist" as "antifascitis" in a google search.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Chuck Grassley was born in September of 1933. Three months later, prohibition ended.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I think the Van Pelt just put out my favorite record of the year: thevanpelt.bandcamp.com/album/remain...
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Remain Obscure, by The Van Pelt
11 track album
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I only text politicians asking for money now. stop2end
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Can you rent an apartment in another dimension for a while? Just till some stuff blows over?
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You’ll never see a car manufacturer name a car after a city in New Jersey. The Hyundai Hackensack.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Vans continues to do an excellent job at keeping me far away from ever buying another pair.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Finally bought that Breather Resist album (22 years after it was released) for Bandcamp Friday....
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Words I hate: Freshies Sando
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
It's important we remember that Rand Paul had the shit kicked out of him by a 59-year-old neighbor over a lawn debris argument.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Hear me out: a reboot of Look Who’s Talking, from the perspective of Jimothy.
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jimothy
ALT: jimothy
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Once the government finally acknowledge the death of Mitch Mcconnell, we as a society are obligated to keep the Mitch proof of life memes going for at least a few months.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Social media’s tendency to re-memorialize celebrity deaths feels less about grief and more about clicks, views, and getting on the trending train.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Just stopping by to say that I still confuse Seven Mary Three with Green Apple Quick Step to this day.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Proud to announce that I’m partnering with Led Zeppelin. The streetwear brand, not the band.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Happy 10-year anniversary to this classic. Still core a decade later.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It will never not be funny to me that so many digital creators end up producing their own version of Guy Fieri shows.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
You're a good sport, Charli XCX
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Blood Sugar Sex Magik is the best diabetic rock album ever.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Every time I have to prove that I'm a human using Recaptcha, I overthink the difference between motorcycle, moped and scooter.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
There was a few month run after January 6 where Stephen Colbert wouldn’t even say t*ump’s name on the air. I’m gonna hold onto that energy.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Here's a nice selection of Megadeth album covers... on the UC Davis Nuclear Physics Group website: nuclear.ucdavis.edu/~rpicha/pers...
nuclear.ucdavis.edu
Megadeth Album Covers
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
I honestly thought this was Sascha Baron Cohen pulling a fast one.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Dave Grohl buying Ian MacKaye a Ted Nugent cameo video for his birthday is my favorite story of the day. www.pushkin.fm/podcasts/bro...
pushkin.fm
Dave Grohl | Broken Record
On today's episode Justin Richmond sits down with Dave Grohl at the Foo Fighters' studio to talk about their twelfth album, Your Favorite Toy, DC's hardcore scene and Nirvana, and about a song from a ...
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Rediscovering my favorite Lake Ronkonkma area synth pop band this morning. Coincidentally, they're called My Favorite: www.youtube.com/watch?v=9wiJ...
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Homeless Club Kids
YouTube video by My Favorite - Topic
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
You are never going to convince me that something called "Huel" is good for me to drink. My rule of thumb is simple: never combine grandfather names for any food name: "Hugh" and "Abel" would agree.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
I keep hoping spellcheck makes it Netanyahoo.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
This is what 10 year old brian was watching on cable TV when I first became acquainted with the name Chuck Norris. In my adult brain, I had kinda transformed this memory into urban lore, but no, it actually exists: www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmAm...
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Chuck Norris Kills a Rat
YouTube video by Johnny's War Stories
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
This Goo Goo Dolls trend may be the death of hope inside of me.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Every podcast I listen to (aside from Malcolm Gladwell) either circles around the pitfalls of living and driving around in Los Angeles, or how things were before Instagram.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
They tell you certain things before you wander. “Don’t walk alone at night in Quito.” “Beware the craters of the Quilotoa region.” “The repe lojano, a soup made of green bananas, it’s an acquired taste.”
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Sure, I spent a night in Dublin. Many more in Belfast. I wrote, I painted, I drifted. Sometimes, when the days blurred to night, I’d walk the city streets, in search of a pint. But that was a long time ago.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
It started as a simple business trip. The job: land the client. Simple enough. We started in the morning, casually at breakfast. Said client had eggs, hash browns, coffee, a few strips of bacon. We talked, we loosened up, we appeared to like each other.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
New extremely uncomfortable feeling unlocked: dry needling into a very tight tibialis anterior muscle.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Places where I have monthly accounts that charge me at 12:01 am on the first of the month irritate me. Wait til 12:36 am so I feel like an afterthought.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
This was a necessary listen this morning.
Image of Messthetics record
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Future footwear review: I couldn’t get my battery-powered footwear off in time and ended up peeing all over the house.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I took a gamble on some closeout Adidas 5-10 MTB shoes for flatland because the soles are stiff and my feet ache all the time. So far, I’m into them.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
I don’t know how I feel about the word “ambivalent.”
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
“When in doubt, play insane.”
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Last night, I watched the episode of Seinfeld where George Costanza thinks he's having a heart attack, and today, my facebook feed is flooded with heart attack medication ads. To know that somewhere in the world, a facebook chip thinks my voice sounds like Costanza, is all I need today.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Seeing a bunch of normal ass midwestern moms and dads marching in -20 degrees knowing they might be tear gassed or worse really drives home what a cowardly lot of people the pundit class is
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Weird Al parody of Duran Duran’s “The Reflex” called “The Reflux.” (The reflux is a stomach acid, its burning up your heart)
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Do I know any cereal marketers? Your “trek” to going viral just got a whole lot easier.
William Shatner eating a bowl of cereal in a car
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Things I've written on LinkedIn, part 1: "As a lifelong Police Academy fan, you had me at Steve Guttenberg."
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
One positive thing I can say about Anthony Kiedis: he genuinely cares about hydration.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
The neighbor who told me “don’t ever touch my fucking trash cans” had to hand deliver my new 90 Day Men box set cause the mailman left it at her house. Cool story Brian.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Commenting "Let's fucking go" on a post about a new energy drink flavor is my new north star.
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Brian Tunney @briantunney.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Today I learned that AI image identification will confuse Flea with Sting and I've never felt more alive as a result.
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