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Brian Michael Scully

@brianscully.bsky.social
2.8K followers 295 following 481 posts

🏳️‍🌈 He/Him Alleged sleep paralysis demon. Screenwriter/Producer (PGA). CURRENT: Avatar: The Last Airbender for Netflix. Salty FFXIV healer. Punch Nazis. AI sucks.

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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
PERFECT MOVIE. MUCH DELIGHT. NO NOTES.
The poster for the wonderful film COYOTE VS ACME
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
My ultimate Broil Mage map for the Naga. Every possible damage and damage boosting cast ready to go, plus a convenient way to summon Eos (and promptly destroy her for more energy drains), all at my fingertips. There's even room for me to calmly sip tea upon watching a dragoon eat an unnecessary aoe.
A map of button programming for a Naga gaming mouse.
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
you after nailing that joke
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
apropos of nothing
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
BONESMASHING???
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
The Simpsons was a documentary
A screenshot from The Simpsons. Homer wears a t-shirt that depicts Uncle Sam aggressively chomping a bite out of a handheld Earth. The shirt is captioned, "TRY AND STOP US." Fuck ICE. Abolish it all.
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
hey babe what's your sign?
A meme from the cartoon Avatar: The Last Airbender. The spirit of Avatar Kyoshi is captioned saying, "End that motherfucker's life."
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
The classic Simpsons meme. Bart groans, "This is the *worst* first draft I've ever written." Homer comforts, "The worst first draft you've ever written so far."
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
a fat leopard glaring at the camera with a subtitle saying "yours too, chucklefuck"
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
How can one refuse such an offer?
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Indy the dog as award presenter or Oscars are invalid
Indy the dog, star of the best film of 2025, GOOD BOY, poses on a red carpet with a bow tie around his neck and the most joyous expression on his face. He is truly the goodest of the good boys.
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
angry skyscraper noises
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
when your new feature spec’s entire vibe can be summarized with a single line
A line of dialogue from a screenplay. A character named Erica sneers as she says, “Fucking MEN.” Because men are the worst.
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
The astronaut/gun meme. The first astronaut asks, "Heterosexuals aren't okay?" The second astronaut holds a gun to the first and responds, "Never were." And it's true. The straights have never been okay.
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
"WHY IS APPA AT SERPENT'S PASS??? WHY IS APPA AT SERPENT'S PASS??? WHY IS APPA AT--"
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
internet chucklefucks: "LOL AANG IS A WHOLE GROWN ASS MAN NOW, BRO HAS STUDENT LOAN PAYMENTS AND A 401K, LOOK AT HIM HE COULD--" me:
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
TOMORROW, THE AVATAR RETURNS (TO BE BULLIED BY TOPH)
The first teaser poster for Avatar: The Last Airbender season two on Netflix. It features Katara, Aang, Sokka and Toph standing at a cliffside while Momo and Appa are nearby.
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
I can fix him
A still from Guillermo Del Toro's FRANKENSTEIN. It shows Jacob Elordi as the Creature.
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 24/10/2025
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
A meme of a lawyer speaking in court as he says, “Your honor, at the time of the incident my client was in ‘goblin mode’”
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
apropos of nothing, Charlie Kirk's last words were spent continuing the manufacture of heinous excuses to attack transgender people
Audience member: "Do you know how many transgender Americans have been mass shooters over the last 10 years?"

Kirk: "Too many."

The same audience member went on to say the number is five, and proceeded to ask if Kirk knows how many mass shooters there have been in America over the last 10 years.

Kirk: "Counting or not counting gang violence?"

Seconds later, the sound of a pop is heard and the crowd screams as Kirk gets shot and recoils in his seat.
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Apropos of nothing.
A photo of Charlie Kirk smiling while holding a microphone. A quote attributed to him is written over the photo in text. It reads, "I can't stand the word empathy, actually. I think empathy is a made up, new age term, and it does a lot of damage." This was said by Charlie Kirk on the October 12, 2022 episode of his podcast, The Charlie Kirk Show.
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
The Pawn Stars meme.
Top text: "Residents: Give us back our rainbow murals"
Bottom text: "Florida: Best I can do is polio"
Vaccinations save lives. Anti-vaxxers can fuck off and die if they want to, but leave my goddamn health out of their stupidity.
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
A tweet that says:
I would be totally fine with this in any airport, hotel or casino bar provided it cost less than $7.
Bartender: *muddles*
Me (softly): oh no no n
Bartender: *adds 7.5 oz rail bourbon*
Me (softly): yeeeeeeeee
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 02/08/2025
Cat
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
I have one personal mission at SDCC: find artists’ alley artwork of the deadliest creature in the known universe
Moopsy!
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 20/07/2025
This is the greatest thing I have ever watched.
The poster for the anime series NYAIGHT OF THE LIVING CAT. It depicts a swarm of cute, cuddly, affectionate cats as they nuzzle, groom and curl up on a screaming human victim.
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
I don't know who made this or where it came from but it's fucking perfect.
A crude meme depicting an ancient, wizened, slug-like human gelatinously globbed onto a wheelchair and some sort of bizarre apparatus attached to his face. He's credited as Holden Bloodfest, Republican from Iowa. Below this, it lists three factoids:
- 118 years old
- Please god just let us nuke Iran, nothing else matters, I'll do anything please I just want to see burning flesh one last time before I die
- Respectable bipartisan
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
HAPPY HOLIDAYS TO ALL WHO OBSERVE
A screenshot from the film FRIDAY THE 13TH. In the still, a quaint rural town is depicted with a subtitle that reads “Friday June 13th - The Present”. Don’t go to Camp Blood. You’ll never come back again. It’s got a death curse.
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
A meme of Janeway photoshopped in front of a table with a banner that reads “TUVIX DESERVED TO DIE: CHANGE MY MIND”.
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
The “change my mind” meme but with Janeway looking annoyed while drinking a coffee behind a banner that reads “TUVIX DESERVED TO DIE. CHANGE MY MIND.”
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
Best thing that's happened all year.
The most perfect cat in the history of animated film standing possessively with its perfect Oscar for Animated Feature Film.
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
NOT THE TIME, DUOLINGO
A Duolingo notification that says “your friend is on fire”
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
my brain literally every time Trump opens his mouth
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Here is my cat again
Spaceship the cat, a Russian blue, once again prevents her father from getting any work done in the living room by draping herself across his torso and blocking any use of a laptop.
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
Here is my cat
Spaceship the cat, a Russian blue, looking chonky as she sits on a lap.
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
the moment the shooter was radicalized
A three panel cartoon of the Mario Bros and their mother. Panel one, the mother says "hey it's-a the Mario Bros!" Panel two, Luigi asks "Mama, why-a you never remember my name?" Panel three, mother answers "I'm-a sorry Green Mario."
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
One more that ABSOLUTELY lives in my head rent-free.
Third Amendment Rights Group Celebrates Another Successful Year
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Brian Michael Scully @brianscully.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
Drop the Lock Screen.
A cell phone Lock Screen. The art is a stylized digital painting of the character Hydaelyn from Final Fantasy XIV.
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