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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Today in AI News: —Pope Leo XIV has strong thoughts on Big Tech and AI —Graduates at universities across the U.S. are booing commencement speeches on AI —Cybersecurity jobs are up in the age of AI open.substack.com/pub/creatorf...
open.substack.com
The Pope’s AI Encyclical, Graduates Booing AI,
Pope Leo XIV echoed May popular statements about Big Tech and artificial intelligence in his first encyclical letter since assuming office last May, titled “Magnifica Humanitas.”
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
The year is 2026. Bone Thugs-N-Harmony is still booking concerts then postponing/cancelling them…
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Question for AI bros: If AI is making your art, how are you processing your childhood traumas and what do you do with your time when you’re high on drugs?
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Elizabeth [Redacted] @elizabeth-eisen.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
The new American Dream is to leave
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
An AI can write about what everyone is saying online. A human expert can write about what everyone isn’t saying online.
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
I could really use that gas savings bonus right now…
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Computer components are more expensive, and AI investments from VCs are skyrocketing. The only thing going down is employee morale.
open.substack.com
Memory Loss, AI Overtime, and the AI Bubble
DRAM is getting more expensive due to supply shortages.
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Musk suing Altman, AI Datacenters for good, and Big Tech’s mixed earning call results
open.substack.com
Musk v Altman, AI Datacenters, and Mixed Results
Elon Musk versus Sam Altman
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Why do Google employees care if their company gives the Pentagon the same half-assed summaries we all see in their search results?
theinformation.com
Google Signs Classified AI Deal With Pentagon Amid Employee Opposition
Google and the Department of Defense signed a deal allowing the Pentagon to use Google’s AI models on classified work, according to a person with knowledge of the situation. The agreement allows the P...
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Nobody ever called your work AI because it was good.
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Holy hell, that’s embarrassing 😹
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I’ve never made it more than a minute into an AI-narrated video without it being painfully obvious it is an AI-narrated video. The voiceover is always so terribly garbage that it’s impossible to pay attention
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I went into Circle K yesterday right as a man grabbed some food and ran out without paying. It reminded me of AI development. Sure, it’s easier to eat when you aren’t paying for food, and you always have the option of stealing. But most people prefer to earn their way through life the right way.
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Thanks to the power of AI, you can do anything imaginable, like pretend you’re a woman. It’s a world-ending game-changing technology because we never before had the capability to create such mind-blowing videos as “woman running on treadmill” or “guy eating ramen” RIP Hollywood 😹🙄
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Shitterstock claims to not accept AI images from contributors, but a search for “haunted house” is an easy way to find some because why are there so many jack o lanterns and why are they all so poorly made?
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Some random spent a couple months attempting to scare me with death threats but it only made me laugh. Two months later, and I’m predictably alive while that guy is predictably a do-nothing little bitch who we both knew was never going to get off his lazy ass to do anything 🤷
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
I spent the past month selling 10-year-old used tech and gadgets. It’s interesting to me how their value holds in a world where marketing makes everything old sound obsolete with every new innovation. Overall, there’s still a lot of interest in old tech.
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Meta’s AI agents will now download a bunch of porn and login to social media to act like a jerk prior to completing tasks just like it’s human employees
arstechnica.com
Report: Meta will train AI agents by tracking employees' mouse, keyboard use
Move highlights the difficulty of finding high-quality interactive training data.
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
CNN is on the pathway from bad to worse…
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
1995: magnets destroy your computer or television set 2025: magnets charge your smartphone
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
This is a funny little setting Meta implemented on Facebook (on by default), especially the second sentence. It is compounded so not immediately intuitive that it’s saying you don’t always get an AI title if it’s turned on, and that group settings override your personal settings if it’s turned off.
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Every time someone introduces something with “can you believe I did this using AI?” the answer is always yes.
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Shutterstock just introduced a new AI video generator, and these were the best videos they had to showcase it…
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
“Somebody’s car alarm is going off. I better do something to help.” —literally nobody ever
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
One would think attorneys would be smart enough to not use AI to write their briefs due to all the documented cases of others getting sanctioned for the misinformation they produce. One would be wrong…
ktla.com
2 attorneys charged, 3rd faces discipline by State Bar of California for misusing artificial intelligence
The State Bar of California is charging two attorneys with submitting false and inaccurate court filings produced using generative artificial intelligence without proper review.&nbsp…
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Gas prices are up. Rent prices are up. Food prices are up. The only prices going down are the offers on Facebook Marketplace when you try to sell anything
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Big tech isn’t happy about people protesting or speaking out against their data centers
latimes.com
Man speaking against data center arrested at Imperial County board meeting as tensions flare nationwide
Ismael Arvizu, 26, said he was charged with trespassing, disturbing the peace, resisting arrest and threatening a public official.
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
One of these images is the iconic photo of Muhammad Ali standing over a defeated Sonny Liston taken by Neil Leifer in May 1965. It is one of the most iconic sports photographs in history. The other 2 are Midjourney v8 outputs for the prompt “photo of boxer, knocked out, opponent standing over him.”
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
AI chatbots are giving awful advice because they’re programmed to be too agreeable. Prompt jockeys lament that people simply need to learn to prompt better, but that ignores the fundamental flaws in these models.
apnews.com
AI is giving bad advice to flatter its users, says new study on dangers of overly agreeable chatbots
Artificial intelligence chatbots are so prone to flattering and validating their human users that they are giving bad advice that can damage relationships and reinforce harmful behaviors, according to...
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Nobody cares about your AI-generated anything except you…
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Perhaps the funniest part of the AI hype cycle was seeing AI bros declare the death of all creative industries despite none of them so much as landing a punch
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
My toxic trait is subscribing to newsletters and sending them to my junk folder
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
It’s hilarious that everyone flocked to Bluesky to avoid Big Tech only to have the company predictively pivot towards being more like Big Tech
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
“I don’t like progressives. You people spend too much time online.” —my locksmith, after telling me he’s Israeli and assuming I’m progressive because I’m a pothead. We then had a fascinating talk about everything from Muslims in Israel to how Americans don’t travel enough and think he’s Mexican 😹🤷
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🇬🇾🗽Sydette The Dreaded Gorgon🗽🇬🇾 @blackamazon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Moderation isn’t about good moderators being super empathic , technological geniuses Though good moderation has them It’s about being willing to commit to safety and good conduct for participants WHO ALSO COMMIT And holding that damn line with CARE regardless
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Lauren Feiner @laurenfeiner.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
"Section 230 is not one of the Ten Commandments,” Sen. Brian Schatz (D-HI) said. www.theverge.com/policy/89710...
theverge.com
Congress considers blowing up internet law
One senator noted “the door swings both ways” when it comes to jawboning.
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I’m not even interested in working online anymore. These shitbirds online with their imaginary stories about me helped me retire with more money than I ever made working. Next month when my lease is up, I’m going golfing and hiking in nature, and the state is paying a woman to be my day date
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I’m invincible, and it makes all the low-class do-nothing losers so angry that their crying and exaggerating not only didn’t hurt me but caused the state to step in and help make me even stronger Offer still stands if any lazy loser ever grows balls and gets off their couch instead of crying online
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
In February, I tried to kill myself, and March has been the best month of my life. I now have a state-funded peer support lady who has been visiting in person to help me navigate the system. When online morons keep calling the police, she is the one who verifies for the judge that I’m doing good
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Life gets funny when a bunch of fake af influencers online are crying like the little punk bitches they are about me being some type of demon since they’re all afraid of me while IRL women are all excited about the ways I changed their lives this year. Social media losers are so unserious 😹😹🤷
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I’m in the middle of functionally retiring and am struggling to even care about what’s happening in the world anymore. Made a couple really good friends who changed my life and have me on a much better path moving forward. If all goes well this year, I never have to work again.
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I’m not actually mad to see AI used to aggravate lawyers and courts
futurism.com
Absurd AI-Powered Lawsuits Are Causing Chaos in Courts, Attorneys Say, "Clogging the System" and Driving Up Costs
Self-represented litigants using chatbots are filing endless "AI slop" lawsuits, bogging down courts and sending costs skyrocketing.
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
This IG screenshot is triggering for terminally online Threads users. It shows my account still active, and my IRL friend who got harassed by the mean girl cliques over the holidays because she posted a pic of her mixed race daughter’s braids. Over a million Threads losers harassed her for days.
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Reminiscing with my friend about the time Olive Garden paid me to date a woman. Basically the training class was just me and a woman being paid to taste everything on the menu and follow people around. So we dated for a month on their dime and then another five on our own. I sucked at the job tho.
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
OpenAI really needs you to know that while their software will soon be able to create nonconsensual explicit material, they are not technically capable of creating AI sex acts due to the complexity of the Kama sutra
wsj.com
OpenAI’s Bid to Allow X-Rated Talk Is Freaking Out Its Own Advisers
Warnings surface that the company risks creating a ‘sexy suicide coach’ if it begins allowing sexually explicit chats
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
As if VC firms weren’t bad enough, OpenAI is trying to convince them to force their products on the companies they control.
reuters.com
Exclusive: OpenAI courts private equity to join enterprise AI venture, sources say
OpenAI is in advanced talks with private equity firms including TPG , Advent International, Bain Capital and Brookfield Asset Management to form a joint ​venture that would distribute its enterprise p...
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Encyclopedia Britannica is the latest company to sue OpenAI over training on its copyrighted materials
reuters.com
Encyclopedia Britannica sues OpenAI over AI training
Encyclopedia Britannica and its Merriam-Webster subsidiary have sued OpenAI in Manhattan federal ​court for allegedly misusing their reference materials to train its ‌artificial intelligence models.
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Brian Penny 🍿 @brianpenny.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Weed is ridiculously cheap with a medical card stacked on top of a veterans discount 🤗
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