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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

The State Department posted this poster I thought it was only fair to fix it for them.

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 16/02/2026

Considering the State Department posted this photo I thought it was only fair to fix it for them.

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

This is someone who was never “good enough” at anything in his life without being propped up by daddy’s money and even then he screwed that up multiple times. Kudos to our ELITE ATHLETES who actually earned their positions and their platforms to call out this disgusting occupier of the White House

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Bill Maher’s ankles being prepared for all his jumping on and off of the bandwagon!

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

I got fired years ago from The Sports Authority because I lied about being certified in drilling bowling balls 🎳 Here’s a sample of what got me fired.

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 12/02/2026

Pete Hegseth after receiving the news he lost his court case against Mark Kelly

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Randy Fine is about two cheeseburgers 🍔 🍔 and one milkshake short of departing this earth

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 10/02/2026

Lindsey Vonn has that “old school athlete” win at all costs mentality. I’m so gutted that it physically hurt her even more in the end because these types of athletes are very rare in today’s society. Best of luck to her on her recovery.

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 09/02/2026

Will she be appearing from the nail salon or while getting a massage in the Club Fed spa? Absolutely disgusting!

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

Can someone please show Donald a picture of a President who actually won a Nobel Peace Prize

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 08/02/2026

JD Vance would be better off judging a cow pie throwing contest than being a hillbilly distraction at the Olympics! Seriously why is he even there?

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 07/02/2026

𝐈𝐧 𝐓𝐨𝐝𝐚𝐲𝐬 𝐅𝐥𝐚𝐬𝐡𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤: 𝐇𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐏𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐎𝐛𝐚𝐦𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐍𝐨𝐛𝐞𝐥 𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐏𝐫𝐢𝐳𝐞 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐡𝐢𝐦!

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

I’m a Canadian 🇨🇦 and I’m absolutely embarrassed for my neighbours to the South 🇺🇸 but I can’t say I’m surprised after all this should have ended his campaign right then ⬇️

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 06/02/2026

Both of them and their old man are absolute clowns

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Kid Rock should really cut those threads off hanging from his shorts………….Oops my bad those are his legs.

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

When Fox News asked Kid Rock what he thought of the Grammys he thought they were referring to the average age of his female fans

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

Major Airlines from around the world have stopped offering the Melania movie as their Inflight Entertainment Option

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

More trucks destined for a DC paper mill to generate enough stationary for Trump’s frivolous law suits!

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Bondi’s hiding the Epstein Files under her veneers

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Well I’m glad he “came out” of the liquor closet but when is gonna come out of the other……………….Oh never mind

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Todd Blanche is nothing but a two bit fucking ambulance chaser and by the looks of his face a lot of those ambulances were parked!

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Doctors are concerned they cannot receive the Apple iOS 9.2 Software Update in their condition.

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Get your stationary out Susan it’s time to write a very “concerning” letter again

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 02/02/2026

The merch tables will be running a special on Kid Rock eight track tapes along with used catalytic converters and slightly damaged Sudafed packages.

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026

I hate to say this but this gif depicts what the rest of the Free World thinks about the United States of America 🇺🇸 Oh how I long for the good old days when not having universal healthcare was the worst of our problems!

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 01/02/2026