Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Mark Twain’s quote is so appropriate today! I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure," Hey Scott Adams say hi to Rush and Ashli and enjoy the heat 🔥 140
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 22/11/2025November 22nd 1963 on my eighth birthday I came home from school to find my mother in tears as John F Kennedy was assassinated earlier in the day in Dallas Texas. Not realizing it at my young age but realizing it years later is the world changed that day #jfk 041
Reposted by Brian Patafie ComedyMolly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Gov Pritzker: Donald Trump and his bootlickers have torn down the Department of Education from the inside. Books are being banned. History is being erased. Donald Trump and his cronies can f*** all the way off. 10382145
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025I just watched a clip of Jimmy Kimmel calling Donald Trump Shamuoussolini 😂😂😂 and I’m absolutely pissing my self laughing at this! #trump #kimmel #nokings 050
Reposted by Brian Patafie Comedy🦋💔🇺🇸SEB🇺🇸💔🦋 @sebastiangarof5.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Wouldn’t it be cool if this photo of Obama receiving his Noble Peace Prize went viral today? 🔄 321232652
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025The smug look on Scott Jennings face just got wiped off by a twenty two old YouTuber from @meidastouch.com and it was glorious. @cnn.com bringing that piece of shit Jennings on certainly doesn’t help calm the rhetoric in this country but you don’t really care do you? It’s all about your ratings 021
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Some people are just meant to be with each other! #baseballbitch #phillieskaren #coldplay #andybyron 020
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2025The State of Florida is going to really kill it at the next Summer Olympics with their Water Polio team especially with their honorary captain Marco Polio Rubio! #floridia #vaccine 010
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2025If you think women are going to be drowned out by a flyover then you’ve never met a real woman! #flyover #epsteinfiles #trumpisguilty 000
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025jojo.fromjerz just named Stephen Miller “Count Ejacula” and now I’m gonna shut down my internet forever cause it won’t ever get any better then that! 020
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025#WednesdayWisdom Our past may have moulded us but as humans we’re pretty flexible. It’s never too late to reshape your future. 000
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 24/08/2025This face would make onions cry! #rosannebarr 010
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 21/08/2025Melania Trump marrying Donald is the only proof I need that Immigrants will take on jobs that no American wants! 010
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025Since Florida has limited internet porn most horny Floridians log onto Threads! 000
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Hey @foxnews are your guys doing a mini series on astronomy because I’ve noticed you’re showing Uranus quite a bit? #foxnews #jessewatters 101
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 09/08/2025To my brothers and sisters in Christ! ⬇️ 040
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025The face you make when Big O Tires informs you you can’t get a rotation without an appointment #gregabbottisamoron 000
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Rest In Peace Ozzy #legend #ozzy 010
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 18/07/2025I never thought I’d have to post this! #coldplay 000
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Mary had a little lamb 🐑 and the little lamb was pissed Because Mary’s lamb like millions of Americans expected the release of the Epstein List! #epsteinlist 000
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 11/07/2025🇨🇦 Just a reminder for all Canadians #canada #tariffs 072
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 01/07/2025Happy Birthday Miss. I love you ♥️🇨🇦 #canadaday 030
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Kyle Rittenhouse has more Chins than a Chinese telephone book. #murder #kylerittenhouse 030
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 21/06/2025I’m just curious but has anyone ever seen Pierre Poilievre and K.D. Lang in the same room at the same time? #pierrepoilievre #kdlang 020
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 20/06/2025Put up your hand if you finished in fifth place! 000
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Frankly my dear Lauren I don’t give a damn that you jerked off your last date during a performance of Beatlejuice #laurenboebert #kidrock 040
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025This is outstanding! How yah doing #stephenmiller looks like #elon has something that you thought belonged to you 😂😂😂 030
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025At a certain point any male can become a father but it takes a real man to become a dad. Happy Fathers Day to all the dads in the world #happyfathersday 021
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 10/06/2025When the salesperson is so full of shit so you show her the receipts! #trump #leavitt #ice #lariots 010
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 06/06/2025SIRI, show me a pair of douche bags! #bonginio #patel 010
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025The FUNNY AS PUCK TOUR has been a blast so far! Tonight and Tomorrow night in Salt Lake City Utahhhhhhhh 010
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Nuff Said! #katyperry #tuesdaythoughts #amazon 020
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Me after reading why Kanye was trending. #kanye #sicko 020
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025I can only imagine how bad this room smelled when this picture was taken! #joerogan #dwarf #kidrock #trumpanzees 010
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025#nuffsaid #katyperry #mondaymadness 031
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025#thefunnyaspucktour2025 #atlanticcanada June 18th - 28th 000
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025My pre-show soundcheck lasts a lot longer than Katy Perry was in space! #katyperry 030
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025I was today years old when I realized that five of the letters in the 7-ELEVEn sign were uppercase while the letter n was lowercase #hmmmm #fridaythoughts 010
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025I don’t know about you but I’d avoid the tartar sauce they use for the fish fry! #saturday 000
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Wow prostitutes are available thru Door Dash now! What a country 🇺🇸 #murica 000
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025Yesterday was National Siblings Day and fortunately I was able to find an old picture of my three sisters and myself. Like they say you can pick your friends but you can’t pick your family. #siblingsday 010
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Every year at this time I’m reminded of the multiple times that I attended The Masters while living in Augusta Georgia. As far as sporting events are concerned there’s nothing else that even comes close. ⛳️ 🏌️♂️ #themasters 000
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025Found this on Tik Tok #hilarious 010
Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025My doctor told me yesterday that I have a slight touch of dyslexia. I didn’t believe him so after I left his office I was craving a beer so I went to my favorite bra. #wednesdaywisdom 010