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Brian Patafie Comedy

@brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social
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Longtime Athletic Trainer in Professional Hockey | Spent 20 years in the Calgary Flames Organization | Best Selling Author | Mediocre Standup Comedian www.brianpatafie.com

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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Mark Twain’s quote is so appropriate today! I've never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure," Hey Scott Adams say hi to Rush and Ashli and enjoy the heat 🔥
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
Nuff said!
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 22/11/2025
November 22nd 1963 on my eighth birthday I came home from school to find my mother in tears as John F Kennedy was assassinated earlier in the day in Dallas Texas. Not realizing it at my young age but realizing it years later is the world changed that day #jfk
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
#fridayvibes
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Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Gov Pritzker: Donald Trump and his bootlickers have torn down the Department of Education from the inside. Books are being banned. History is being erased. Donald Trump and his cronies can f*** all the way off.
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I just watched a clip of Jimmy Kimmel calling Donald Trump Shamuoussolini 😂😂😂 and I’m absolutely pissing my self laughing at this! #trump #kimmel #nokings
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🦋💔🇺🇸SEB🇺🇸💔🦋 @sebastiangarof5.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Wouldn’t it be cool if this photo of Obama receiving his Noble Peace Prize went viral today? 🔄
Obama  receiving his Noble Peace Prize
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
The smug look on Scott Jennings face just got wiped off by a twenty two old YouTuber from @meidastouch.com and it was glorious. @cnn.com bringing that piece of shit Jennings on certainly doesn’t help calm the rhetoric in this country but you don’t really care do you? It’s all about your ratings
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 07/09/2025
Some people are just meant to be with each other! #baseballbitch #phillieskaren #coldplay #andybyron
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 06/09/2025
#lockhimup #trumpisapedophile
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
The State of Florida is going to really kill it at the next Summer Olympics with their Water Polio team especially with their honorary captain Marco Polio Rubio! #floridia #vaccine
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
If you think women are going to be drowned out by a flyover then you’ve never met a real woman! #flyover #epsteinfiles #trumpisguilty
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
jojo.fromjerz just named Stephen Miller “Count Ejacula” and now I’m gonna shut down my internet forever cause it won’t ever get any better then that!
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
#WednesdayWisdom Our past may have moulded us but as humans we’re pretty flexible. It’s never too late to reshape your future.
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
This face would make onions cry! #rosannebarr
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 21/08/2025
Melania Trump marrying Donald is the only proof I need that Immigrants will take on jobs that no American wants!
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
Since Florida has limited internet porn most horny Floridians log onto Threads!
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Hey @foxnews are your guys doing a mini series on astronomy because I’ve noticed you’re showing Uranus quite a bit? #foxnews #jessewatters
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
To my brothers and sisters in Christ! ⬇️
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
The face you make when Big O Tires informs you you can’t get a rotation without an appointment #gregabbottisamoron
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Rest In Peace Ozzy #legend #ozzy
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
I never thought I’d have to post this! #coldplay
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 13/07/2025
Mary had a little lamb 🐑 and the little lamb was pissed Because Mary’s lamb like millions of Americans expected the release of the Epstein List! #epsteinlist
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
🇨🇦 Just a reminder for all Canadians #canada #tariffs
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Happy Birthday Miss. I love you ♥️🇨🇦 #canadaday
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Kyle Rittenhouse has more Chins than a Chinese telephone book. #murder #kylerittenhouse
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 21/06/2025
I’m just curious but has anyone ever seen Pierre Poilievre and K.D. Lang in the same room at the same time? #pierrepoilievre #kdlang
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 20/06/2025
Put up your hand if you finished in fifth place!
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 19/06/2025
🎶 O Canada 🇨🇦 🎶 #elbowsup
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Frankly my dear Lauren I don’t give a damn that you jerked off your last date during a performance of Beatlejuice #laurenboebert #kidrock
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
This is outstanding! How yah doing #stephenmiller looks like #elon has something that you thought belonged to you 😂😂😂
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
At a certain point any male can become a father but it takes a real man to become a dad. Happy Fathers Day to all the dads in the world #happyfathersday
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 14/06/2025
🎶 Don’t you love a parade 🎶
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
When the salesperson is so full of shit so you show her the receipts! #trump #leavitt #ice #lariots
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
SIRI, show me a pair of douche bags! #bonginio #patel
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
The FUNNY AS PUCK TOUR has been a blast so far! Tonight and Tomorrow night in Salt Lake City Utahhhhhhhh
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Nuff said #neverpoilievre
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Nuff Said! #katyperry #tuesdaythoughts #amazon
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Me after reading why Kanye was trending. #kanye #sicko
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
I can only imagine how bad this room smelled when this picture was taken! #joerogan #dwarf #kidrock #trumpanzees
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
#nuffsaid #katyperry #mondaymadness
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
#thefunnyaspucktour2025 #atlanticcanada June 18th - 28th
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
My pre-show soundcheck lasts a lot longer than Katy Perry was in space! #katyperry
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
I was today years old when I realized that five of the letters in the 7-ELEVEn sign were uppercase while the letter n was lowercase #hmmmm #fridaythoughts
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
I don’t know about you but I’d avoid the tartar sauce they use for the fish fry! #saturday
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Wow prostitutes are available thru Door Dash now! What a country 🇺🇸 #murica
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Yesterday was National Siblings Day and fortunately I was able to find an old picture of my three sisters and myself. Like they say you can pick your friends but you can’t pick your family. #siblingsday
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Every year at this time I’m reminded of the multiple times that I attended The Masters while living in Augusta Georgia. As far as sporting events are concerned there’s nothing else that even comes close. ⛳️ 🏌️‍♂️ #themasters
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Found this on Tik Tok #hilarious
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Brian Patafie Comedy @brianpatafiecomedy.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
My doctor told me yesterday that I have a slight touch of dyslexia. I didn’t believe him so after I left his office I was craving a beer so I went to my favorite bra. #wednesdaywisdom
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