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Dr. Brian O'blivion

@brianobliviondds.bsky.social
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I am confused about what i see a lot. Shut-in, not shut-out. I like cats. Powered by On-U. Dang!'s are not given lightly and sound like a Mike Breen "BAAANG!"

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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 1h
And risk losing out on those sweet, sweet Musk bucks? The Devil has it too easy. ❤️
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 3h
And that they might consider the study of an actual child "ecological research" sure does beat my Frigidaire for keeping shit cold!
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 4h
Sabotaging the FIL's biz could be a series-making hit! Kinda like Leverage but solo unless she's part of a cabal that have hookups that also are safewords for communicating their plans for Worker Domination. The cabal could be called the Blush Fund Allowance. Just riffing here, pardon me. ❤️
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The Bomani i remember and hope to meet again knew what losers were and how to protect one's self against them. The Falcons were a tremendous tool in this work. ❤️
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I just want Bomani clean and sober and like he was before getting bit in the kneecaps by that daywalker Dan Campbell!
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you want a taste of the classic Sonic menu, just order the Cheesy Baja Papcerz without the wrdep and it's like the #2 from their old menu.
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
During a Cannabis presentation for seniors at a local dispensary, i learned that if you are "too high", you can suck on peppercorns and that it supposed to mitigate the intensity. But i have never been "too high" to need to try it.
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Sucks to be him!
Screenshot of Google search for "Matt nagy d" and then letting autocorrect insult matt nagy's very conception of himself to the known universe before telling everyone where this sad piece of shit emerged from or is connected to (Delaware, for those cruelly curious).
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A couple mouthfilled growls and then YOINK!
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The various balls will all be rolling by midnight. It'll come in waves. Feverish and chilly one day and then stuffed up the whazoo the next, etc.
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Always wondered why Raygun magazine looked so weird and offputting to the concept of reading itself. To David Carson, who had a plan:
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Shaquille O'Neal: I Owe You An Apology
Alt: GIF of Shaquille O'Neal saying, "I owe you an apology, i wasn't really familiar with your game!"
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Heard from a doctor here yesterday that thought it was an apparatus for vaccuuming and compacting loose stool for those with a total loss of bowel control. Could be a creepypasta, could be a rational analysis by a trusted practioneer; YOU make call the call! ❤️
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Well, our nail clippers would have to start from an eyelash-trimmer crouch in their intial stages of design for one! And it'd be a real all hands on deck sitch for Gillete, leading pedicure manicure manufacturers, and Dremel too! Picture the movie Armegeddon but keratin!
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
What, you've never seen a pocket full of fingers turned inside out before? Pffft!
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Professor De'Lusion is still teaching?!? I had him as an undergrad and i died of a brain tumor over forty years ago!!! Time sure does fly! ❤️
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Getting big New Order/peter saville vibes in terms of overall color and boldness of forms. Modern and natural; eternal. ❤️
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
They gotta play that Bush song on a loop so Pete can keep pace. "Breathe in, etc..."
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Don't be so hard on yourself: you're at the mercy of a stranger's transcribed chicken scratch, they can't all be bangerz! ❤️❤️❤️
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
❤️ R.I.P. Jan, Tammy, and Phil. ❤️
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SNL: Phil Hartman & Church Lady Mascara Sketch
Alt: SNL GIF of Phil Hartman & Jan Hooks as Jim and Tammy Faye Bakker.
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
FanDuel & DraftKings: Yes, you can!
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No, but she's getting deeper into Diva territory by the day!
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This is just a harmless snapshot of Luke holding his lunch and greeting a fan. Prove me wrong too.
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I was only shocked that those weren't chocolate bunnies underneath the candy canes.
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What say the haters now?
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Justin Herbert Gestures 'Can't Hear You'
Alt: A GIF of Justin Herbert, quarterback of the Los Angeles Chargers, gesturing, 'I Can't Hear You'. The selection of a Justin Herbert/Chargers GIF was intentional, to signal to both sides in this dispute, the eternal and elastic folly of the human race.
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Why is this happening to me, like, right now?!?"
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I tried every version of redacted/brit to tag you on this one yesterday. It felt important. ❤️
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
That's a lot of Grey Poupon!
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Better have overnight delivery! L❤️L
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It was so strange to stumble upon that movie one night without any idea that the Foo Fighters had made a slasher movie starring themselves. Just a total what the fuck from top to bottom! ❤️
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Eh, he's just angry he's gotta wear sleeves today.
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope Britt Culp sees this, whereever she is. ❤️
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I would like to finally close the booky wook on this man, once and for all. Or repeatedly, if necessary. ❤️
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Yea, it's pretty cool. L❤️L
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Dang, NE Ohio Regional Sewer District!
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They put the ballerina legs on backwards!
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Five years from now, it's gonna look real stupid putting Wolf Blitzer's Fuck Hut last at 100. I just got a screener of the second season, and whoa buddy! Think House of Cards meets the 4th season of Bad Girl's Club! Fucking intense!
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Tomlin won't disappoint, i feel. It shall be a magnificient creation! ❤️ May time pass quicker to this new future! 🤞
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Talk about mission creep!
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And from this morning, back inside again! ❤️
Photo of a tabbie tortie shorty.
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Here's some good news How it started:
Missing cat poster, depicting a green-eyed, reddish shorthair tabbie who is very petite and very skittish
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sounds like an adventure!
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
And the collar has gone through a couple of rinse cycles while being worn.
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Do they have the sport yet? Or are they hoping for Daisy and Connor's shared intrinsic understanding of a certain sport to emerge during a battery of sports tests and other athletic trials during preproduction? I don't read the trades. ❤️
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Real thankful right now that the Medicis couldn't sponsor podcasts back then!
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@brendelbored.bsky.social , you may appreciate this. ❤️
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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The Simpsons Disturbing Universe
Alt: GIF of The Simpsons, featuring Maggie Simpson saying,"This indeed a disturbing universe
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Does look pretty cozy by the end ngl
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey, it's not THAT bad, i hear Lindsay still gets free refills! They gotta be doin something right!
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Dr. Brian O'blivion @brianobliviondds.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Thought the treats fast food drive-thrus give out was the end but i guess it's just start? 🤷‍♀️
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