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Brian

@brianjclaffey.bsky.social
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Happily married Christian, Musician, Cat Dad... proudly independent

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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
That darn spider keeps setting up her web across my front porch. This morning she was really clever. I looked out at 5...no web. But by 6 she had created her trap. I'm doomed to be spider food
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 04/08/2025
Doesn't he have something more important to do. Wait, no he doesn't, the destruction of America is being done by his team
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
one of the shortest books ever written: How to negotiate with your cat.
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
We are in full Don Quixote mode...
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Who put my apartment up here?
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Well, uh, you see, uh I didn't know um the bed... I'm fired Right?
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Nope
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Crying all the way to the bank however
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Very touching
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
Personally I am not getting older just less flexible and more prone to take naps.
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
I have never thrown a book in the trash instead of giving it away. But the book I did throw out doesn't belong in circulation.
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Got cut off by a driver with a bumper sticker that said 'Keep your eyes on Jesus'... maybe look at the road too
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
I'm a nice guy. Qatar can I have a plane too?
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
Great start
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
It would be great if he'd just shut up
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Anyone else hope the first American Pope first words would be "Greetings Y'all"? maybe it's just me.
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Saw a dude climbing this wearing a helmet. No helmet is gonna save ya bro
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Is he for hire?
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
So printing the costs of tariffs on Amazon is considered "hostile" by 47's talking wannabe Barbie...who thought truth could be "hostile"?
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Me and the octave mandolin at McGrath's OBX
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Awesome
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scha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
There it is. The clam before the storm.
A clam on a wooden railing with a stormy grey sea in the background
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Wow...
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Beautiful
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A surprise puppy?
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Well, people who have served are "suckers and losers" per 47...
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
Fire the 80K employee and pocket 6,000,000....that's transparent....
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
That will make him a martyr to his fans...NOT the solution
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
bass line is kicking
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
And eggs 79 cents a dozen. Thought this was going to happen on day one...OH, and the end to the Russian aggression too!
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Obey das leader. Do not resist.
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Instead of cutting SNAP, why not cut life long health care and retirement for elected officials.
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
You didn't lose your job and house. You're just experiencing "discomfort" associated with the "golden age."
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
My Siblings...
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
It's siblings day, so I like to give a shout-out to all the voices in my head!
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Zoomies on crack!!!
media.tenor.com
a cat is laughing with its eyes closed and the words `` hahaha homga '' written on the bottom .
ALT: a cat is laughing with its eyes closed and the words `` hahaha homga '' written on the bottom .
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
OV OV OV
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
The R's are too scared to meet with their constituents because they have to admit they don't represent them..
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
My Eastman 515 and Eastman 305 Octave and it's offspring a 604...by our Azeala bush...the mandolins are within the first 200 instruments made of their respective models...the Octave is new
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
And he'll be on the next plane...
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Hey I'm in charge here
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Then we'll ship them off to a foreign torture camp...
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
So I asked myself 'is it possible that I might pull a muscle putting on my socks?' I answered 'yes, quite possibly yes.'
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025
Shouldn't DOGE be called DORF (Department of Random Firings)?
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
Went to the cardiologist this morning. They found a heart. Surprised?
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Nobody will ever call me a Great singer, but at least they've stopped throwing stuff at me. 😱
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Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Catzilla
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