Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 29/08/2025That darn spider keeps setting up her web across my front porch. This morning she was really clever. I looked out at 5...no web. But by 6 she had created her trap. I'm doomed to be spider food 020 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 04/08/2025Doesn't he have something more important to do. Wait, no he doesn't, the destruction of America is being done by his team 020 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 11/07/2025one of the shortest books ever written: How to negotiate with your cat. 000 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 10/06/2025Well, uh, you see, uh I didn't know um the bed... I'm fired Right? 000 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 28/05/2025Personally I am not getting older just less flexible and more prone to take naps. 010 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 26/05/2025I have never thrown a book in the trash instead of giving it away. But the book I did throw out doesn't belong in circulation. 010 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 23/05/2025Got cut off by a driver with a bumper sticker that said 'Keep your eyes on Jesus'... maybe look at the road too 010 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Anyone else hope the first American Pope first words would be "Greetings Y'all"? maybe it's just me. 000 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Saw a dude climbing this wearing a helmet. No helmet is gonna save ya bro 010 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 29/04/2025So printing the costs of tariffs on Amazon is considered "hostile" by 47's talking wannabe Barbie...who thought truth could be "hostile"? 000 0
Reposted by Brianscha·den·freu·de @blisterpearl.bsky.social · 23/04/2025There it is. The clam before the storm. 668245992641 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Well, people who have served are "suckers and losers" per 47... 000 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 19/04/2025Fire the 80K employee and pocket 6,000,000....that's transparent.... 010 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 19/04/2025That will make him a martyr to his fans...NOT the solution 000 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 18/04/2025And eggs 79 cents a dozen. Thought this was going to happen on day one...OH, and the end to the Russian aggression too! 020 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 16/04/2025Instead of cutting SNAP, why not cut life long health care and retirement for elected officials. 020 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 10/04/2025You didn't lose your job and house. You're just experiencing "discomfort" associated with the "golden age." 000 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 10/04/2025It's siblings day, so I like to give a shout-out to all the voices in my head! 000 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Zoomies on crack!!!media.tenor.coma cat is laughing with its eyes closed and the words `` hahaha homga '' written on the bottom .ALT: a cat is laughing with its eyes closed and the words `` hahaha homga '' written on the bottom . 010 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 06/04/2025The R's are too scared to meet with their constituents because they have to admit they don't represent them.. 040 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 06/04/2025My Eastman 515 and Eastman 305 Octave and it's offspring a 604...by our Azeala bush...the mandolins are within the first 200 instruments made of their respective models...the Octave is new 000 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Then we'll ship them off to a foreign torture camp... 000 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 04/04/2025So I asked myself 'is it possible that I might pull a muscle putting on my socks?' I answered 'yes, quite possibly yes.' 000 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Shouldn't DOGE be called DORF (Department of Random Firings)? 000 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 01/04/2025Went to the cardiologist this morning. They found a heart. Surprised? 000 0
Brian @brianjclaffey.bsky.social · 29/03/2025Nobody will ever call me a Great singer, but at least they've stopped throwing stuff at me. 😱 010 0