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Basement of the Empire State Bldg

@brianhullfish.bsky.social
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As someone once said: Imagine you're The Empire State Building. You have 100s of rooms, many full of junk. You take the elevator to the basement. Down there it's electric gold. That electric gold activates cleaning robots to go around taking out the trash.

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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember those Pharoah who would entomb their servants in order to sustain eternal servitude? That's what Trump's up to. He knows his death is near...and wants to take us and the country down with him.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trump's purposefully tanking the country because he's afraid his own rotting is accelerating.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
It's as if all my righteous humanist rage and disillusionment over the worst aspects of American history and culture had its own sketch comedy show geared toward exorcising it.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Geedamn
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Is that you Jeffrey Epstein?
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
He's not scared of a fight...unless he'll have to actually fight.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lee Greenwood and all these people asking god to "bless the usa" are increasing the likelihood that a meteorite will hit the ballroom during its first official function.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
It's beyond a tell at this stage of the game...
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Instead of a triumphal arch or ballroom, Dumbold should create the Dumbold J. Drumpf Memorial Swamp.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Wow. Nice textures.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I hope by midterms gas is six/seven dollars a gallon and all the pardoned J6ers and the lame-ass militia members are rallying on Pennsylvania Avenue before storming and defecating in the stupid ballroom.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Donny Dumbfyck
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Throw in Epstein et al
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I watched this as a kid with a friend sleeping over. When the movie ended, my dad turned out the lights and as I closed my eyes, I felt a finger swipe my forehead and I screamed. It was my pops trying and succeeding in freaking me out. This movie spun me: Satanists plus soup/body eviction = terror
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
John Candy really WAS John Candy.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Translation: "I'm a genius because I've been a predator all over the world!"
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Careful now...
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
What about epic corruption in the billions to the Trump crime family, would that be a good idea?
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
No way is that one of the police...
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Simple solution to Iran war: In return for a ceasefire and reopening Hormuz, simply promise to turn over President Trump to the Iranians. I'm sure they'll treat him more than fairly.
static.klipy.com
Donald Trump's Amused Reaction
ALT: Donald Trump's Amused Reaction
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
That leaf ain't safe.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
He can't empathize and can't fake empathy because sociopathy and lack of imagination.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Banff? Now you're just making up placenames...
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Translation: I don't read. I'm from Florida.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"Honorable" in front of Waltz' name doesn't make it so...
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
Don't stand too close to the edge...if the stiff breeze from the ocean dies, you could too!
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
War of necessity vs. war of choice: Iran is the latter and no amount of lying will transform it into the former.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
"At least we're not depending on foreign countries right now,* i should say not...they all hate us now because of ass hats like this guy and his boss, Lilfingers.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Doesn't anyone want to ask where we got these wonderfully stupid hats? We're only answering questions about hats!
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The key word here is "patriarchy."
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Projectionists...
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
The only thing Dullnold Blump advocates for is Dullnold Blump.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Pro or anti fascism is on the ballot. Pro or anti competency is on the ballot. Pro billionaire or Pro working class is on the ballot.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
For Vertigo, Hitch borrowed HEAVILY from Black Orpheus, as did Kubrick wirh Full Metal Jacket. Black Orpheus is a technicolor masterpiece...as is Vertigo.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
You don't have to be a hard worker to live up to your brother, just corrupt to the core and willing to do anything for power. Also, be gay privately and anti-gay in public office.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Markwayne is exactly as smart as you'd assume someone named Markwayne would be.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
He's certainly not tiring of whining...
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Journey sucks!
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
The government murders innocent people in paradise?
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What the death of irony sounds like: “We arrrrrrrre liiiiiiiiiive from the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, D.C., for UFC Freedom 250, presented by Ram Trucks — nothing stops Ram — and by Crypto.com, the world’s leading cryptocurrency platform.”
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I haven't seen the videos...but I'll defend the officers regardless.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Capris with ballet shoes paired with a purple camisole is a look I didn't expect from the king of the manosphere
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I believe that's capris with ballet shoes paired with a purple camisole.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thank you for your service. The country needs every single protester and act of protest. Viva la resistáncia!
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
I can't believe they split up.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Glad to see an 80 year old warrior overcome his bonespurs to play 18 holes of golf today. An inspiration to us all.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Haha Andrew Tate! Hope you serve 100 and 8!
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Their work is far from over...
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Better drive a stake through his diseased heart to be certain.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Some of DHS is useful and honorable, like the Coast Guard. Then there's the cancer that is ICE.
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