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Basement of the Empire State Bldg

@brianhullfish.bsky.social
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As someone once said: Imagine you're The Empire State Building. You have 100s of rooms, many full of junk. You take the elevator to the basement. Down there it's electric gold. That electric gold activates cleaning robots to go around taking out the trash.

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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Remember those Pharoah who would entomb their servants in order to sustain eternal servitude? That's what Trump's up to. He knows his death is near...and wants to take us and the country down with him.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Trump's purposefully tanking the country because he's afraid his own rotting is accelerating.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Lee Greenwood and all these people asking god to "bless the usa" are increasing the likelihood that a meteorite will hit the ballroom during its first official function.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Instead of a triumphal arch or ballroom, Dumbold should create the Dumbold J. Drumpf Memorial Swamp.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
I hope by midterms gas is six/seven dollars a gallon and all the pardoned J6ers and the lame-ass militia members are rallying on Pennsylvania Avenue before storming and defecating in the stupid ballroom.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Simple solution to Iran war: In return for a ceasefire and reopening Hormuz, simply promise to turn over President Trump to the Iranians. I'm sure they'll treat him more than fairly.
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Donald Trump's Amused Reaction
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Journey sucks!
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
What the death of irony sounds like: “We arrrrrrrre liiiiiiiiiive from the South Lawn of the White House in Washington, D.C., for UFC Freedom 250, presented by Ram Trucks — nothing stops Ram — and by Crypto.com, the world’s leading cryptocurrency platform.”
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Glad to see an 80 year old warrior overcome his bonespurs to play 18 holes of golf today. An inspiration to us all.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Haha Andrew Tate! Hope you serve 100 and 8!
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
It looks like someone used a putty knife to spakle a big face onto a little head
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Trump is barely literate of course, yet I'll still point out that to "completely decimate" a country is a contradiction in terms.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Celebrating the 4th by watching Birth of a Nation. A representative panel; "Election day. All blacks are given the ballot while leading whites are disenfranchised." Anti-DEI lies and whitewashing are nothing new.
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Birth of a Nation
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
"Trump takes fraud seriously," says JD Vance. True, it's like his second job, and the only thing he does competently.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Trump cursed the USMNT...like everything else he touches.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Last night someone burned Dullnold in effigy. It sparked a fuhrer.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Celebrating the 4th by watching Birth of a Nation. A representative panel; "Election day. All blacks are given the ballot while leading whites are disenfranchised." Anti-DEI lies and whitewashing are nothing new.
static.klipy.com
Birth of a Nation
ALT: Birth of a Nation
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
"It’s going to be approximately 107 degrees out, and I’m going to go, and I’m going to make a really long speech just to show that I can do anything." Since you can do anything... stop being a buffoon, drop the temperature to 77*, and go roll in swamp gravy.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
King Don chopped down sacred cherry trees to build his lavish banquet hall and ballroom. Demeter cursed him: the more he ate, the hungrier his hunger grew. A one-man plague, he devoured it all. When nothing was left to consume, he trapped his fist and ate it, along with the rest and vanished.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Some say the USA's defining trait has always been cruelty. That hurts. That really hits home. I guess you could say "yes but" if your store of hope outweighs your knowledge of American atrocity.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
White House spokesperson Anna Kelly says that there are "no conflicts of interest" and that Trump "only acts in the best interests of the American public." Glad that's cleared up!
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
King Don chopped down sacred cherry trees to build his lavish banquet hall and ballroom. Demeter cursed him: the more he ate, the hungrier his hunger grew. A one-man plague, he devoured it all. When nothing was left to consume, he trapped his fist and ate it, along with the rest and vanished.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Why are "waves of diarrhea" being reported sweeping (swamping?) the US? Could it have anything to do with incompetence (incontinence) at the highest levels, including a rudderless FDA? I do vaguely recall someone high up cropdusting the nation, dropping straight 💩 bombs on us all.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Organizers supposedly honoring America's 250th birthday: where is the honor coming from...Temu?
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
One day Dull-n-old will be doing his trans weightlifter bit and the strain of the act will cause him to stroke out in front of God and everybody.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
No. Don't. Stop.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
One day Dullnold will be doing his trans weightlifter bit and the sheer strain of the act will cause him to stroke out in front of God and everybody.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
“I have met some very bad people, none as bad as Trump. Not one decent cell in his body." -Jeffrey Epstein
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
King Erysichthon chopped down a sacred grove of trees to build a lavish banquet hall. Demeter cursed him: the more he ate, the hungrier he became. Spent his entire treasury on food, sold his own daughter, went mad and consumed himself. An old myth, probably no connection to.current conditions
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
One day Dullnold will be doing his trans weightlifter bit and the sheer strain of the act will cause him to stroke out in front of God and everybody.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
King Erysichthon chopped down a sacred grove of trees to build a lavish banquet hall. Demeter cursed him: the more he ate, the hungrier he became. Spent his entire treasury on food, sold his own daughter, went mad and consumed himself. An old myth, probably no connection to.current conditions
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
One day Dullnold will be doing his trans weightlifter bit and the sheer strain of the act will cause him to stroke out in front of God and everybody.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Let's remember that Queen Latifah is someone's Aunt Tifah.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
45/47: Living the Americon Dream
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
We live in an age of irony, or perhaps post-irony since no one really irons anymore.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
One day Dullnold will be doing his trans weightlifter bit and the sheer strain of the act will cause him to stroke out in front of God and everybody.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Vacation Bible School: neither school nor vacation.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Omg! I'm so sorry I accidentally texted you! You're so nice! Let's go to another server and exchange pics 😊 bc this my professional work phone
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Whaddaya call a rotting orange surrounded by gold leaf?
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Breaking news: Department of Justice just indicted algae for being part of the terrorist group, Algaefa.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
I'm beginning to believe in American exceptionalism: exceptionally ignorant, exceptionally authoritarian, exceptionally crass. Happy 250! Yeehaw! USA! USA!
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
If anyone ever calls you an 'old-ass man,' remind them that your ass is the same exact age as the rest of you.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I was talking to my octogenarian mother and mentioned that I had Friday off because of the holiday and, not meaning to be funny, she said, "Oh that'sright...it's Umpteenth.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
The worst trip I ever took on acid was better than this current administration: it was over in 24 hours, and I was the only one who saw and heard the demons.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
FU UFC! We're done.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Don't look now, but the emporer has no clothes. Ew! Toldja not to look!
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
As Confucius says: Man whose pants are too tight will never have ballroom.
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Mighty Zeus! Hear my prayer, O wielder of lightning! Let your swift-striking fire cut through the clouds!
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Stephen Miller is "a visual assault on God's creation."
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Basement of the Empire State Bldg @brianhullfish.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Unhappy birthday to the malignant, sociopathic, Reverse King Midas turning the White House, the nation, and everything else he touches into mierda!
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