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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"The Texas Chainsaw Massacre is a home invasion movie."
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Paul Verhoeven-directed PG rated Cats knockoff starring Leonardo DiCaprio made $500M, thing’s clearly busted.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Kevin Malone: What Does a Bean Mean? (The Office)
ALT: Kevin Malone: What Does a Bean Mean? (The Office)
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Next comes the K Car, Dijon ketchup and a monkey. www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/vide...
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Kawhi Leonard gets free ‘Kraft Dinner' for life
Kraft Dinner says the offer stands from the ‘Ka’wine & Dine’ campaign to honour him rejoining the Raptors.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Gotta think Tony Romo's gonna get a call here.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The NYT does not, in fact, know this.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In awe of Horse Racing Nation dot com's commitment to 2002 UX.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No relation to Melvin, disappointing.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Watching boxing in the late 90’s
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Scale of Britney to SOAD
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
All of us are formally appealing in our own ways.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
/To the tune of “Band On The Run” Drugs on the job
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
LA Sports Team Owner Don’t Do Thing To Draw Negative Attention To Yourself Challenge
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
[visiting Circe and seeing Odysseus's crew huddled around the cauldron] You PIGS
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
NFL fans want the really crunchy stuff, like the latest updates on the Jets' QB2 race.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
/"Rural Juror" voice Hallmark Ballpark
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
#whoopsadoodle
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It may seem counterintuitive, but has he considered throwing Just Guys? Casey Fossum and Jake Westbrook were beasts in that game.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Why would opponents scout and practice when they can simply stuff wax in their ears?
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Wintry Mix White
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Jerry Lundegaard gave me a free ticket for going with the TruCoat.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Salvy did it! What a shot!
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
They got that one through the keeper’s legs like it was a hole in some kind of cheese that escapes me.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
Way to steal Dusty May's thunder, SMH.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
/To the tune of “Gone Till November” January February March April May Allowed three goals in the first half today
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
A real shame that Herman Cain didn’t live to see Uzbekistan in the World Cup.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
/To the tune of "You Don't Win Friends With Salad" Brisket empanadas
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
To the tune of Del tha Funky Homosapien’s “Mistadobalina” Victor Wembanyama
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
We’re at the point in the Royals season where every cool thing Bobby does reminds me of the Tungsten Arm O’Doyle tweet.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
ERNIE: Alex Caruso went 5-8 from deep in this one. Shaq, what did we learn about the Thunder offense tonight? SHAQ: Triples is best.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Bracing myself for the deluge of "Did Gen Z kill ______?" articles about alcohol brands that older generations have nostalgia for but haven't bought in decades.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
Bangerang, Cookbook
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
/Cranberries voice Do you have to Do you have to Do you have to Brady Singer
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
/to the tune of “Californication” Brandon Manumaleuna
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
No need for wrapping presents, you can sip a margarita And watch YouTube highlights of Super Bowl champion Scott Fujita (he's adopted)
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I'm in favor.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
What's going to happen to Fritz's
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
You literally can’t spell Wrestlemania without Weitsman. Can’t have a more perfect partnership.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Lee Cronin’s Jim Boeheim Court at JMA Wireless Dome.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Damn, I had U72.5.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
#HEYHEYHEYHEY
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
#HEYHEYHEYHEY
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
#HEYHEYHEYHEY
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
#HEYHEYHEYHEY
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
#HEYHEYHEYHEY
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
@seankeeley.bsky.social Gerry McNamara said today that his two favorite albums are Ten and August and Everything After. Maybe it’ll work out after all.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Must-win game, IMO.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
It was if Irene wasn't working.
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Brian Goodman @briangoodman.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Accidentally left the Dome through the wrong exit and it was the closest spot to get food
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