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Brian Crozier

@briancrozier.bsky.social
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Occasional sports broadcaster living in Central Illinois.

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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 3h
THE TWO UTES!
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Vinny My: I Would Love To Hear This
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 7h
This is what drives me crazy about the media sometimes. The below is from Bill Barnwell, who I think does a pretty good job with football analysis, however in discussing the Bears-Vikings game he doesn't mention a key factor that took place..... IT WAS PLAYED IN A RAIN STORM
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 17h
(Finger to earpiece) Wait a moment! I am being told the Big Ten football replay office has given the Yankees one more out!
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Clock Alarm Clock
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 19h
Oh man the conspiracy theories are going to be flying no matter what the call is here in the Yankees-Rays game...
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Just for kicks though he took the Arkansas job for a day before quitting again.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This play still annoys me so much that I had to find a photo of when the ball was caught to show how bad of a play it really was. Roush might have a -1000 football IQ. And he went to college at freaking Stanford! (Red is where he actually went, green is the direction/area he should have gone.)
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This update has been brought to you by Chevy.
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Chevrolet Like a Rock Truck Commercial
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The Lewis & Clark River Otters - Dominating football games and the logo business at the same time haha!
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The LeBron James Fanatics Helicopter story is hilarious, you couldn't pay me enough to get on any helicopter but to get on the Fanatics helicopter? You might have to give me half of the Fortune 500 before I even think about it LOL...
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Time for Illinois Football Cope & Hope: Purdue might NOT be that bad of an L? They barely lost to Wake Forest, who only has one loss (Against #4 Miami). Purdue also lost by only 14 on the road at undefeated UCLA. And, yes, they lost big to Notre Dame, but the Fighting Irish are #3 for a reason.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Chicago Bears Fans Toast to Victory
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The best plays for the Bears today have pretty much been Jets penalties.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I'm sorry but if you throw a multi-vitamin bottle across your kitchen, you're a crazy person LOL.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It took Fox an entire commercial break and then four plays to actually get the scorebug correct LOL........
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It is 23 to 12, not 23 to 13, but expecting Brando and this Fox production crew to get anything right is just a bridge too far.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Might want to stay with the run game, Bears...
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THE PRIDE OF THE STATE UNIVERSITY OF NEW JERSEY
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Roush has all kinds of room to the left so of course he runs to the right and doesn't get the first down because of it.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh for goodness sakes.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Kick the field goal here with 6 seconds left. Don't risk things with your young backup QB.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Now that was a nice throw from Bagent. Notice that he was able to step into that pass.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Tim Brando calling this an "enjoyable" first half, LOL he is so bad at this.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I might regret putting this into the Universe, but if anyone ever combines a political ad with a gambling ad there is a strong chance I'll go on a multi-state crime spree LOL.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Intermediate middle and deep middle are the areas of the field that might always be a problem for Bagent, if he can't step into passes then his lack of arm strength really shows up.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Definitely not getting the A-Team today when it comes to the TV broadcasters, the TV production crew and the officiating crew in the Bears game.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Geno, thank you, but you have to throw the ball away there. I don't think I've ever seen a defensive end be able to jump, land and then sack the quarterback.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Bears scoring a touchdown today
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LeBron James: Finally Tardy
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Jets vs. Bears
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NFL Referee: Hold Up! Flag on the Play!
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I have been critical of Ben Johnson on some of his go-for-it decisions before but I have absolutely no problem with that one, you're not losing a chance to tie or take a lead there and also a pretty likely result if you don't get it is that the other team punts out of really poor field position.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fake rally from Illinois in Champaign?????
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Illinois Football had been good three out of the last four years, the Universe had to reset itself by forcing the Illini to suck this season or else everything would have collapsed to a black hole and nothing would continue to exist.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Purdue hasn't won a Big Ten football game in 1,043 days. But, today, they played Illinois.
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Ben Affleck: Hello Darkness My Old Friend
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Purdue hasn't won a Big Ten football game in 1,043 days. But, today, they played Illinois.
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Hello Darkness My Old Friend Meme
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Every Illinois run up the middle for one yard just kills me a little more.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Maybe the worst "holding" call you'll see all year wipes an Illinois touchdown off the board because of course it did.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Illinois gets to 3rd and 3 desperately needing a touchdown and they........ run it up the middle with a 240 pound running back? They deserve to lose this game based on that crappy play-call alone.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Man, does Illinois need a double dip here.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Never thought I would be saying the following this year, but the Illinois Football team has leaned on its defense to stay in today's game so far.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Illinois offense is good at everything except scoring points.
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Kermit The Frog Shakes Head in Classic Muppets Meme
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My thoughts on Michigan Football being very, very average:
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Jeremy Clarkson's Oh No! Anyway - Top Gear
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We don't need a stairway to Heaven, just uprights.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I have absolutely no inside information, these are just purely my guesses concerning some potential Chicago baseball broadcasting changes in 2027: Zach Zaidman replaces Schriffen on White Sox TV play-by-play. Mark Grote replaces Zaidman on Cubs radio. Kelly Crull replaces McGregor on Marquee.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Don't let @kdzwierzynski.bsky.social know that I'm now scared to know what South Carolina's procurement system is called LOL...
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No Kevin Warren at this meeting today, but don't worry... Lovie Smith says "Kevin is our President".
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm the new Illinois defensive coordinator, we're going to play the "Actually tackle the guy with the ball this time" defense LOL...
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Twilight Zone Nightmare
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Wait, a Cubs player touched home plate and there's a new-fangled number next to their logo on the score bug, what is happening? Somebody explain to me what's going on LOL!
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
LOL he finally did something productive by never swinging his bat.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here's Ian Happ to kill this potential rally.
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Brian Crozier @briancrozier.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
A walk and a hit IN THE SAME INNING? Who are these guys? And what have they done with the real Cubs?!?!?!?!?
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