Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026I’ll never get over the fact that people used to print out their code and they could actually read it like that. 010
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Weird that Dems are “targeting” a progressive candidate in a good way. 010
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026If those people don’t go to jail, they’ll come back in ten years as Democrats and we’ll be told to vote for them for Harm Reduction. 030
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Giants normally join class remotely, but sometimes they have to visit campus to meet with advisers. 000
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Her next book will be all about how the universe is like a Swiss watch. :-) 010
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s going to be wild if we end up saving ourselves with cursive writing and rotary phones. :-) 110
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s a bummer, really. With smaller bubbles, we don’t share as many jokes and references. 100
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If I remember correctly, that’s the one where Idris Elba lived and showed up in three awesome sequels. 010
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"I've successfully made contact with the Prime Minister of Kamino. They're using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a clone army" 0100
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026YES!static.klipy.comBaby's Enthusiastic YES!ALT: Baby's Enthusiastic YES! 000
Reposted by Brian CribbSlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026When they call your name in a work meeting and you weren't listening. 19188998
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026That was my very first thought. We always seem to get robbed of the good stuff.  020
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026Don’t call on me, I sit in the back for a reason. 000
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026Sometimes Biology has to take a back seat to Physics. 020
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026It’s a rough world, everybody can’t be Ken.static.klipy.comRyan Gosling as Ken Makes a Heart ShapeALT: Ryan Gosling as Ken Makes a Heart Shape 000
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Universal healthcare is cheaper than what we have now, because a giant chunk of your paycheck wouldn’t go to shareholder profits for some insurance company. 000
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Some drivers don’t like being required to stay in their lane. They drift over the solid line. That’s why my favorite bike infrastructure is concrete barriers to separate bikes from cars.  120
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026We should just brace ourselves for having Tiffany as the governor. 000
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Polls and prediction markets mostly serve as a warning to the Establishment that they need to put last-minute resources into a race or else people might get healthcare. 010
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Thanksgiving was annexed by Christmas years ago and Halloween is barely holding onto its 24 hours of territory. 190
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026I love a good solar eclipse or a lunar eclipse, but I’d much rather have details on the apocalypse. :-) 050
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026The alert always pops up while I’m busy with an outdated hot take an I’ve been clicking “Not now”. 040
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I’m still running Woke 1.3 with abandoned plugins. It’s so hard to catch up. 170
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 06/08/2026That’s a desperate trick from a guy who knows he’s going lose. 050
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026We wanted 70 million dollars to be wasted, corrupt monsters to be defeated and for you to cry about it. We got exactly what we wanted. 020
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 30/07/2026Gonna set aside some time to watch this later, but I feel like it’s going to be bad for the occupants. :-) 020
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026Resistance is futile. Your calendar will be assimilated.static.klipy.comJeri Ryan as Seven Of Nine: We Are BorgAlt: Jeri Ryan as Seven Of Nine: We Are Borg 030
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026When Democrats are in charge, I have to wonder if they’ll reverse any of this. 041
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026She does play bows and spins around while I’m trying to stand up and remember my name. It’s deeply offensive. 010
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Oh no, your dog is also a Morning Person? People shouldn’t be smiling like that before coffee. :-) 110
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026There’s another universe where Trump became an insult comic instead of a politician and people get these zingers without any harm being done. 010
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026When we get past this, we can’t allow Democrats to say “bygones!” and then complain about the Parliamentarian. If we don’t have prosecutions then all of these people will come right back and do everything again. 000
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Some of this is because they’re banging two databases together and they don’t understand what they’re doing. And then of course they’re also liars. 000
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026Damn I’m so old. Looked it up and I’ve played the first THREE, but forgot one. Anyway, I have new stuff to check out! 010
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Which one is that? I don’t recognize that character. I’ve only played two, are there more? Are there more Deux Ex games? I MUST KNOW! 111
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Andy Beshear should just declare McConnell dead and start organizing the special election. Then he should offer to stop the whole thing if he is allowed to personally meet Mitch for a 20-minute conversation. 020
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026TikTok is getting worse. I regularly block AI accounts and Bible nonsense, but my feed doesn’t adjust against them. The nerds I follow barely show up unless I look for them. 000
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Sorry about the trouble. We’re hoping to do better on the next go ‘round. 010
Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 09/07/2026The computers will be Quantum, but the printers will still be Evil. :-) 040