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Brian Cribb

@briancribb.bsky.social
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Some dude. In Maine, but originally from SC. Really hoping that we can get to Star Trek without wrecking the world first.

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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
They should stop having so much avocado toast.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I’ll never get over the fact that people used to print out their code and they could actually read it like that.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 07/10/2026
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms theonion.com/dnc-releases-preemptiv…
DNC Releases Preemptive Autopsy Into Why They Lost Midterms
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The Onion @theonion.com · 06/10/2026
Tilly Norwood Moved To Trash Folder By Deranged Fan
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Weird that Dems are “targeting” a progressive candidate in a good way.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If those people don’t go to jail, they’ll come back in ten years as Democrats and we’ll be told to vote for them for Harm Reduction.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Giants normally join class remotely, but sometimes they have to visit campus to meet with advisers.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Her next book will be all about how the universe is like a Swiss watch. :-)
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Gracious me.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s going to be wild if we end up saving ourselves with cursive writing and rotary phones. :-)
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It’s a bummer, really. With smaller bubbles, we don’t share as many jokes and references.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
If I remember correctly, that’s the one where Idris Elba lived and showed up in three awesome sequels.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
"I've successfully made contact with the Prime Minister of Kamino. They're using a bounty hunter named Jango Fett to create a clone army"
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
YES!
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Baby's Enthusiastic YES!
ALT: Baby's Enthusiastic YES!
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We need to disband that joke when Trump is gone.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Your jokes are pretty good too. :-)
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
When they call your name in a work meeting and you weren't listening.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
The Universe needs to stop it right now.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
That was my very first thought. We always seem to get robbed of the good stuff. 
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Don’t call on me, I sit in the back for a reason.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Sometimes Biology has to take a back seat to Physics.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
It’s a rough world, everybody can’t be Ken.
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Ryan Gosling as Ken Makes a Heart Shape
ALT: Ryan Gosling as Ken Makes a Heart Shape
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Universal healthcare is cheaper than what we have now, because a giant chunk of your paycheck wouldn’t go to shareholder profits for some insurance company.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Some drivers don’t like being required to stay in their lane. They drift over the solid line. That’s why my favorite bike infrastructure is concrete barriers to separate bikes from cars. 
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
We should just brace ourselves for having Tiffany as the governor.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Polls and prediction markets mostly serve as a warning to the Establishment that they need to put last-minute resources into a race or else people might get healthcare.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Thanksgiving was annexed by Christmas years ago and Halloween is barely holding onto its 24 hours of territory.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I love a good solar eclipse or a lunar eclipse, but I’d much rather have details on the apocalypse. :-)
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
The alert always pops up while I’m busy with an outdated hot take an I’ve been clicking “Not now”.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
I’m still running Woke 1.3 with abandoned plugins. It’s so hard to catch up.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
That’s a desperate trick from a guy who knows he’s going lose.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
We wanted 70 million dollars to be wasted, corrupt monsters to be defeated and for you to cry about it. We got exactly what we wanted.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Figure out three of them, just in case.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Gonna set aside some time to watch this later, but I feel like it’s going to be bad for the occupants. :-)
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Resistance is futile. Your calendar will be assimilated.
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Jeri Ryan as Seven Of Nine: We Are Borg
Alt: Jeri Ryan as Seven Of Nine: We Are Borg
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
When Democrats are in charge, I have to wonder if they’ll reverse any of this.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
She does play bows and spins around while I’m trying to stand up and remember my name. It’s deeply offensive.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Oh no, your dog is also a Morning Person? People shouldn’t be smiling like that before coffee. :-)
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
There’s another universe where Trump became an insult comic instead of a politician and people get these zingers without any harm being done.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Mondale. Ouch.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
When we get past this, we can’t allow Democrats to say “bygones!” and then complain about the Parliamentarian. If we don’t have prosecutions then all of these people will come right back and do everything again.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Some of this is because they’re banging two databases together and they don’t understand what they’re doing. And then of course they’re also liars.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Damn I’m so old. Looked it up and I’ve played the first THREE, but forgot one. Anyway, I have new stuff to check out!
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Which one is that? I don’t recognize that character. I’ve only played two, are there more? Are there more Deux Ex games? I MUST KNOW!
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Andy Beshear should just declare McConnell dead and start organizing the special election. Then he should offer to stop the whole thing if he is allowed to personally meet Mitch for a 20-minute conversation.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
We’ve had a shit month up here.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
TikTok is getting worse. I regularly block AI accounts and Bible nonsense, but my feed doesn’t adjust against them. The nerds I follow barely show up unless I look for them.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Sorry about the trouble. We’re hoping to do better on the next go ‘round.
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Brian Cribb @briancribb.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
The computers will be Quantum, but the printers will still be Evil. :-)
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