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Bria Bryant

@bria.bryant.land
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This may come as a shock to you on here but I work in design and I like using apps

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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 02/10/2026
Girls who like really do ballet: do you ever feel the urge to show up at one of those influencer pop-up ballet class events that have little frosted cookies and sparkling cider in baby flutes and a cutesy color palette and just smoke everybody
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 02/10/2026
Airports! start labeling the last bathroom before the exit
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 01/10/2026
One of my more cancellable airport tweets is “some of y’all coughing so much you sound like you’re flying to attend your own funeral”
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 01/10/2026
Couples if you get in a fight at the airport yall better really be in a fight. None of that “I’m kind of annoyed with you so I’ll walk one and a half shoulder widths away” shit. Yall are easier to manouver around when you walk either close together or far apart
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 01/10/2026
I don’t know how to explain this but most other city’s public transit I feel like there’s a guy over my shoulder, rooting for me to get it wrong … and here I feel like there’s a friendly little ghost like physically taking me by my shoulders and pointing me to the right spot?? 
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 01/10/2026
Am I trippin or is Bellevue, Washington’s light rail the absolute easiest public transit I’ve ever used
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 30/09/2026
It’s [BLUESY POP BALLAD PLAYING] season bitches
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 30/09/2026
A custom 3 step plan. 1. Find Your Unique Value Prop Answer: why prioritize your problem over that lady in seat 18B? 2. Bias Toward Action You want real movement, not sympathy. Show that in your pitch. 3. Think Long Term Consider switching to parents who innovate toward better air travel.
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 30/09/2026
All of the substance. None of the fluff. He’s angry—but that’s not the real problem. It’s not about his volume. It’s about his unique point of view.
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 30/09/2026
Baby crying on the airplane hasn’t figured out how to optimize his message for his audience. Shrieking doesn’t quite hit the mark here—the displeasure is voiced, but it silently fails to convert other passengers. What he needs: one crisp marketing page to sell his point of view.
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taurean @taurean.bryant.land · 27/09/2026
Alternate universe country but with public transit Carrie Underwood going to jail for domestic terrorism because her man cheated
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 27/09/2026
Carrie Underwood’s ex buying a cheap $60 bicycle off Facebook Marketplace so the financial risk profile next time he cheats is lower than the last
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 27/09/2026
Just finished rehearsing Waltz of the Smowflakes, sweating, kind of loving life rn
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 26/09/2026
People who park over two parking spots should get picked up by a claw machine and moved somewhere else
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 24/09/2026
If you’re a bot resurfacing engagement bait, bring a cup of iced bleach to your interview! Shut up
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 24/09/2026
Bro Facebook and Instagram keep giving me AI generated reaction posts to the damn iced coffee job interview debate and I don’t even care to hear about it from a human
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 24/09/2026
If you’re calling Maitreyi Ramakrishnan ugly on the internet I hope your day sucks
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 23/09/2026
The Fall Theme from Harvest Moon Magical Melody on the GameCube really slapped and still gets stuck in my head to this day lol it’s been 20 years
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 21/09/2026
I get that Sam Levinson was like grieving Angus and reflecting on his own survivor’s guilt but I *still* think in his position, with his reach and audience, he chose his words irresponsibly about what happens to Rue in the finale
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 21/09/2026
The sister’s name is Dolce Imani and she’s like a crochet artist. Soooo cute
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 21/09/2026
Chase Infiniti and her little sister are so cute ugh
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026
My teacher made us do hops en pointe yesterday…prayers lol
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026
Meagan Good had everything set up in her corner to not end up part of the “beautiful accomplished woman married to a fuckin joke of a dude who drags her down by association” pipeline . Yet here she is
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026
Now Macklemore got me wondering what happened to the others. G-Eazy and Logic and them
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026
But my brain does NOT like it visually
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026
Logically, this means the house is doing its job. 1. There’s more than one person living in it 2. Each person has the lighting setup that works best for their needs at any moment 3. The above is prioritized instead of the viewing experience of the house from the outside
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026
My irrational pet peeve ( in that I know that the take is incorrect, but it still bothers me) : I really don’t like the way houses look from the outside at night when you can see more than one color temperature through the windows 
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026
Because if it was high school only, of course he was dealing drugs to pay the bills??
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026
Was Erykah Badu canonically saying that she was at the his high school graduation or college/post-secondary graduation in “other side of the game”
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026
Gen Z getting wheeled away from the scene of an accident like “is this ambulance stretcher…polyester??”
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 15/09/2026
When your bullshit notes app statement don’t work like it used to before…
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 15/09/2026
Does anyone who speaks French know if “croissant” is short for Christopher Sant?
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 14/09/2026
Lately every time I meet another Black woman it’s really a 50/50 coin toss whether she’s a normal person or a Chris Brown supporter lol
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 12/09/2026
It’s a shame that my husband isn’t into Twilight because there’s so many bits I know he would find funny. Like when Caius yells “artifice” in the standoff scene looking at Ranunculus
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Relly XXL 🥂 @rellmidnight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 11/09/2026
Being an angry drunk has to be so embarrassing. What do you mean you willingly took a Potion of Belligerence and got a debuff.
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 11/09/2026
If I was a FAANG engineer I’d move teams to get a farewell party with free cupcakes then move back to my old team a month later for a free welcome lunch
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 10/09/2026
In case you needed proof that I include myself in this “getting old cohort”
Photograph of a laptop screen that reads “AI Overview: No, Robert Pattinson did not need to be aged up because he is 40 years old”
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 10/09/2026
I googled “did they age up Robert Pattinson for the Chris Hansen movie” turns out we are just getting old
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 09/09/2026
my cousins and former classmates are asking “chatGBT” to show them what they’d look like in the 80s send help
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 08/09/2026
I know I’m mean but any form of “isn’t it so interesting and novel to be specifically HALF WHITE” trending in 2026 in the United States is clownable 😅like there’s a white dad shortage or something girl they everywhere
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 08/09/2026
“America is a melting pot!!! Of people who are half white of course because the only way to be multiethnic is to be half white” bro yall talk too much lol
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 08/09/2026
Thank GOD me and my siblings and future kids and nephew get to skip this whole “haha isn’t it cute and quirky that I’m half white because it’s so trendy to be half white right now”
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 08/09/2026
I heart Ortigia
Bria and Taurean in front a baroque cathedral facade with blue sky in the background Interior of a cathedral with paintings, a decorated ceiling, and white and gold detailing at the front Bria at a Roman spa pool with the water below and a blue skylight above, archways around her. Pushing her hair to the side in a bikini

 Bria and Taurean at a fancy staircase with a big chandelier, both dressed in light colors. Bria wears heels and Taurean wears loafers
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 08/09/2026
Paradise with my fave nerd
Bria with natural hair and an ornate beaded bikini on a balcony with foliage overlooking boats in the Ionian Sea Bria in an infinity pool wearing a gold nameplate necklace and ornate bikini, with trees a sunset and a boat harbor in the background A spring amid an urban Mediterranean area with a white bird among papyrus plants. Water with bright orange fish surrounds the plantsThe coastline of a Mediterranean town seen from the sidewalk with a railing. People can be seen swimming among the blue sea
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 08/09/2026
Honeymoon pics incoming!!
An Italian plaza at sunrise , in the center is a fountain with bronze statues of humans and mythical creatures. Old architectural style buildings surround the plaza.A narrow Italian street, with a Vespa parked on the left side. Ornate balconies overhead and potted foliage
Ruins of a Doric temple in stone with columns and arches, with large palms in the background Bria and Taurean in sunglasses and light colored clothing, on a glass/crystal boat in a mossy sea cave
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 07/09/2026
Did Stoop Kid have OCD or agoraphobia?
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 07/09/2026
I just learned that it's by Madonna RIGHT now. My loyalty is to Ice Princess lmao
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 07/09/2026
This coffee shop is playing Ray of Light from the Ice Princess soundtrack and I'm jamming to it but @taurean.bryant.land has his headphones in and is bobbing his head to whatever he's listening to so it looks like we both have impeccable taste in DCOMs
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Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 04/09/2026
Even more comforting than this fact is my absolute certainty of it. God it feels good to be perfect
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