Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 02/10/2026Girls who like really do ballet: do you ever feel the urge to show up at one of those influencer pop-up ballet class events that have little frosted cookies and sparkling cider in baby flutes and a cutesy color palette and just smoke everybody 010
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 02/10/2026Airports! start labeling the last bathroom before the exit 000
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 01/10/2026One of my more cancellable airport tweets is “some of y’all coughing so much you sound like you’re flying to attend your own funeral” 000
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 01/10/2026Couples if you get in a fight at the airport yall better really be in a fight. None of that “I’m kind of annoyed with you so I’ll walk one and a half shoulder widths away” shit. Yall are easier to manouver around when you walk either close together or far apart 000
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 01/10/2026I don’t know how to explain this but most other city’s public transit I feel like there’s a guy over my shoulder, rooting for me to get it wrong … and here I feel like there’s a friendly little ghost like physically taking me by my shoulders and pointing me to the right spot??  010
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 01/10/2026Am I trippin or is Bellevue, Washington’s light rail the absolute easiest public transit I’ve ever used 220
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 30/09/2026A custom 3 step plan. 1. Find Your Unique Value Prop Answer: why prioritize your problem over that lady in seat 18B? 2. Bias Toward Action You want real movement, not sympathy. Show that in your pitch. 3. Think Long Term Consider switching to parents who innovate toward better air travel. 010
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 30/09/2026All of the substance. None of the fluff. He’s angry—but that’s not the real problem. It’s not about his volume. It’s about his unique point of view. 130
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 30/09/2026Baby crying on the airplane hasn’t figured out how to optimize his message for his audience. Shrieking doesn’t quite hit the mark here—the displeasure is voiced, but it silently fails to convert other passengers. What he needs: one crisp marketing page to sell his point of view. 1206
Reposted by Bria Bryanttaurean @taurean.bryant.land · 27/09/2026Alternate universe country but with public transit Carrie Underwood going to jail for domestic terrorism because her man cheated 011
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 27/09/2026Carrie Underwood’s ex buying a cheap $60 bicycle off Facebook Marketplace so the financial risk profile next time he cheats is lower than the last 011
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 27/09/2026Just finished rehearsing Waltz of the Smowflakes, sweating, kind of loving life rn 010
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 26/09/2026People who park over two parking spots should get picked up by a claw machine and moved somewhere else 170
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 24/09/2026If you’re a bot resurfacing engagement bait, bring a cup of iced bleach to your interview! Shut up 000
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 24/09/2026Bro Facebook and Instagram keep giving me AI generated reaction posts to the damn iced coffee job interview debate and I don’t even care to hear about it from a human 120
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 24/09/2026If you’re calling Maitreyi Ramakrishnan ugly on the internet I hope your day sucks 000
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 23/09/2026The Fall Theme from Harvest Moon Magical Melody on the GameCube really slapped and still gets stuck in my head to this day lol it’s been 20 years 000
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 21/09/2026I get that Sam Levinson was like grieving Angus and reflecting on his own survivor’s guilt but I *still* think in his position, with his reach and audience, he chose his words irresponsibly about what happens to Rue in the finale 000
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 21/09/2026The sister’s name is Dolce Imani and she’s like a crochet artist. Soooo cute 020
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026My teacher made us do hops en pointe yesterday…prayers lol 120
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026Meagan Good had everything set up in her corner to not end up part of the “beautiful accomplished woman married to a fuckin joke of a dude who drags her down by association” pipeline . Yet here she is 010
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026Now Macklemore got me wondering what happened to the others. G-Eazy and Logic and them 020
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026Logically, this means the house is doing its job. 1. There’s more than one person living in it 2. Each person has the lighting setup that works best for their needs at any moment 3. The above is prioritized instead of the viewing experience of the house from the outside 110
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026My irrational pet peeve ( in that I know that the take is incorrect, but it still bothers me) : I really don’t like the way houses look from the outside at night when you can see more than one color temperature through the windows  210
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026Because if it was high school only, of course he was dealing drugs to pay the bills?? 000
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026Was Erykah Badu canonically saying that she was at the his high school graduation or college/post-secondary graduation in “other side of the game” 100
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026Gen Z getting wheeled away from the scene of an accident like “is this ambulance stretcher…polyester??” 000
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 15/09/2026When your bullshit notes app statement don’t work like it used to before… 020
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 15/09/2026Does anyone who speaks French know if “croissant” is short for Christopher Sant? 000
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 14/09/2026Lately every time I meet another Black woman it’s really a 50/50 coin toss whether she’s a normal person or a Chris Brown supporter lol 020
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 12/09/2026It’s a shame that my husband isn’t into Twilight because there’s so many bits I know he would find funny. Like when Caius yells “artifice” in the standoff scene looking at Ranunculus 021
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 11/09/2026Being an angry drunk has to be so embarrassing. What do you mean you willingly took a Potion of Belligerence and got a debuff. 030
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 11/09/2026If I was a FAANG engineer I’d move teams to get a farewell party with free cupcakes then move back to my old team a month later for a free welcome lunch 040
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 10/09/2026In case you needed proof that I include myself in this “getting old cohort” 131
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 10/09/2026I googled “did they age up Robert Pattinson for the Chris Hansen movie” turns out we are just getting old 120
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 09/09/2026my cousins and former classmates are asking “chatGBT” to show them what they’d look like in the 80s send help 030
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 08/09/2026I know I’m mean but any form of “isn’t it so interesting and novel to be specifically HALF WHITE” trending in 2026 in the United States is clownable 😅like there’s a white dad shortage or something girl they everywhere 000
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 08/09/2026“America is a melting pot!!! Of people who are half white of course because the only way to be multiethnic is to be half white” bro yall talk too much lol 100
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 08/09/2026Thank GOD me and my siblings and future kids and nephew get to skip this whole “haha isn’t it cute and quirky that I’m half white because it’s so trendy to be half white right now” 101
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 07/09/2026I just learned that it's by Madonna RIGHT now. My loyalty is to Ice Princess lmao 010
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 07/09/2026This coffee shop is playing Ray of Light from the Ice Princess soundtrack and I'm jamming to it but @taurean.bryant.land has his headphones in and is bobbing his head to whatever he's listening to so it looks like we both have impeccable taste in DCOMs 111
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 04/09/2026Even more comforting than this fact is my absolute certainty of it. God it feels good to be perfect 010