Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17hBaby crying on the airplane hasn’t figured out how to optimize his message for his audience. Shrieking doesn’t quite hit the mark here—the displeasure is voiced, but it silently fails to convert other passengers. What he needs: one crisp marketing page to sell his point of view. 1206
Reposted by Bria Bryanttaurean @taurean.bryant.land · 27/09/2026Alternate universe country but with public transit Carrie Underwood going to jail for domestic terrorism because her man cheated 011
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 27/09/2026Carrie Underwood’s ex buying a cheap $60 bicycle off Facebook Marketplace so the financial risk profile next time he cheats is lower than the last 011
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 27/09/2026Just finished rehearsing Waltz of the Smowflakes, sweating, kind of loving life rn 010
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 26/09/2026People who park over two parking spots should get picked up by a claw machine and moved somewhere else 170
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 24/09/2026Bro Facebook and Instagram keep giving me AI generated reaction posts to the damn iced coffee job interview debate and I don’t even care to hear about it from a human 120
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 24/09/2026If you’re calling Maitreyi Ramakrishnan ugly on the internet I hope your day sucks 000
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 23/09/2026The Fall Theme from Harvest Moon Magical Melody on the GameCube really slapped and still gets stuck in my head to this day lol it’s been 20 years 000
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 21/09/2026I get that Sam Levinson was like grieving Angus and reflecting on his own survivor’s guilt but I *still* think in his position, with his reach and audience, he chose his words irresponsibly about what happens to Rue in the finale 000
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026My teacher made us do hops en pointe yesterday…prayers lol 120
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026Meagan Good had everything set up in her corner to not end up part of the “beautiful accomplished woman married to a fuckin joke of a dude who drags her down by association” pipeline . Yet here she is 010
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026Now Macklemore got me wondering what happened to the others. G-Eazy and Logic and them 020
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026My irrational pet peeve ( in that I know that the take is incorrect, but it still bothers me) : I really don’t like the way houses look from the outside at night when you can see more than one color temperature through the windows  210
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026Was Erykah Badu canonically saying that she was at the his high school graduation or college/post-secondary graduation in “other side of the game” 100
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/09/2026Gen Z getting wheeled away from the scene of an accident like “is this ambulance stretcher…polyester??” 000
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 15/09/2026When your bullshit notes app statement don’t work like it used to before… 020
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 15/09/2026Does anyone who speaks French know if “croissant” is short for Christopher Sant? 000
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 14/09/2026Lately every time I meet another Black woman it’s really a 50/50 coin toss whether she’s a normal person or a Chris Brown supporter lol 020
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 12/09/2026It’s a shame that my husband isn’t into Twilight because there’s so many bits I know he would find funny. Like when Caius yells “artifice” in the standoff scene looking at Ranunculus 021
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 11/09/2026Being an angry drunk has to be so embarrassing. What do you mean you willingly took a Potion of Belligerence and got a debuff. 030
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 11/09/2026If I was a FAANG engineer I’d move teams to get a farewell party with free cupcakes then move back to my old team a month later for a free welcome lunch 040
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 10/09/2026I googled “did they age up Robert Pattinson for the Chris Hansen movie” turns out we are just getting old 120
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 09/09/2026my cousins and former classmates are asking “chatGBT” to show them what they’d look like in the 80s send help 030
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 08/09/2026Thank GOD me and my siblings and future kids and nephew get to skip this whole “haha isn’t it cute and quirky that I’m half white because it’s so trendy to be half white right now” 101
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 07/09/2026This coffee shop is playing Ray of Light from the Ice Princess soundtrack and I'm jamming to it but @taurean.bryant.land has his headphones in and is bobbing his head to whatever he's listening to so it looks like we both have impeccable taste in DCOMs 111
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 04/09/2026If I were a baby on an airplane I would be one of the chosen few with the restraint and self-awareness to recognize that discomfort during the flight is not only fleeting but a small price to pay for seeing the world so young, and would postulate aloud as much despite my lack of language mastery 131
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 03/09/2026One day, one DAY, I’m gonna see Lewis Hamilton with his mom and not think “who is this white lady?” 120
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 03/09/2026Can’t believe she says “take as old as time” in the beauty and the beast song. Have girls been shrekking that long? 110
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 31/08/2026Omg I just realized TV shows can’t do the trope where people are having a serious conversation right on the front doorstep and quickly switch topics when someone opens the door because of doorbell cameras 000
Reposted by Bria Bryanttaurean @taurean.bryant.land · 28/08/2026sitting in HR because Victoria Hitchcock saw my hairy knees and called me a whore 031
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 27/08/2026First time flying economy internationally since 2019! Wish me luck guys!! (just wanted to tweet that bougie ass sentence) 140
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 27/08/2026It must be so fun to be a big dummy in the airport because it’s one of the only places you can feel smart 010
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 21/08/2026Bro Yolanda is an awful mom and I usually reserve judgment knowing that it’s reality TV and manipulated but like just even without the spin and editing… she’s a terrible mom 020
Reposted by Bria BryantColl 🩰💻📚🎢 @soarin-to-tower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026they should invent a therapy without a session one 4322
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 20/08/2026I’m a super open minded person until a teenager tells me they don’t want to go to college and then I’m cartoonishly unyielding 151
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 20/08/2026Gonna start telling Trump supporters that supporting Trump is basically like having a little fake anime boyfriend who doesn’t like you back 120
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 20/08/2026The veganism rap dance in Dance Moms genuinely made me a stupider person. I feel like my brain smoked 3 packs of brain cigarettes 000
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 20/08/2026Am I trippin or is Brynn’s mama crazy for letting them do a dance based on her family court case on Dance Moms 000
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 17/08/2026Theres a lot of reasons i wouldn’t do the flowerina down the aisle thing if I were planning a wedding but one is that for the ballerina there’s always somebody’s auntie or cousin making a stank face in the video which is annoying 100
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 14/08/2026Taurean keeps getting yacht tour videos in his youtube reccommendations so now our broke asses know what “moving aft” means 110
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 13/08/2026Become a girl dad so your life can be like “dad are you proud of ky accomplishments yes or no, I need an answer by end of business today, thanks” 100
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 13/08/2026I have a real fascination with songs from like the 80s that sound sooo campy-inspiring that it’s hard to believe they were earnest 120
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 13/08/2026Being on YouTube for anything other than ASMR makes me feel like 1. I’m getting old 2. Everyone is annoying and stupid 120
Bria Bryant @bria.bryant.land · 11/08/2026Which little tumblr girl decided it was spelled “hoa hoa hoa” and now the rest of us are stuck with it?? 120
