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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan

@brewersraptor.bsky.social
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Comedian/writer. Milwaukee Brewers. Wisconsin sports.

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Bethany @ohmyhart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Let's go Brewers!!! 💙💛
The Mean Girls meme showing Regina George, Gretchen Wieners, and Karen Smith riding in a convertible. Text across the top and bottom reads: "GET IN BREWERS, WE'RE GOING TO SAVE BASEBALL."
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michael penix jr jr @yeahbuddysureok.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
welcome back!!!!
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Math @bigmemath.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
that's right
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birdsbrewsbucks.bsky.social @birdsbrewsbucks.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Welcome back, go brewers
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Milwaukee Brewers William Contreras on Field
Alt: Milwaukee Brewers William Contreras on Field
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh hi Blue Sky. Fuck the Cubs
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Omg lol
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Putting Joey Ortiz on a sitcom poster until he hits a home run. Day 1:
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I can’t believe Cubs fans spent a week mocking Milwaukee for the roof leaks during a generational week of storms and meanwhile Wrigley has a RAT INFESTATION
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
A new “Another Brewers Podcast is up!! Did you know Jett Williams can also play CF!?!?
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Look on the bright side, the Brewers haven’t lost 6 games in a row since 2023. The record is 14. So we bouncing back, or going for the record???
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
First 2026 shirt is up!
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
What a weird thing to post about a baseball team you don’t follow. Don’t drink at 5am, folks.
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Own that fraud, Yeli
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
My goodness
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
“Is Tony Danza a Malignant?!?!?” @cbbworld.bsky.social @scottaukerman.bsky.social @pftompkins.bsky.social @shaundiston.bsky.social
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
I watched the first part of Kid Rock’s opening song and the thing you can’t say about it is that it wasn’t hilarious. He came out in jorts. He did the microphone flip thing like 10 times right away. Then he got too tired and couldn’t keep up his lip syncing. Absolute comedy gold
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
Them: “Just stop watching baseball” Me:
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
My kids love “The Masked Singer” and all their intro videos are now all AI and I couldn’t hate it more
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 13/12/2025
WHAT is coming!?!?
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Absolutely brilliant of Amazon to change their app so when you open it, it shows you what is being delivered and coming so if your kids open it by accident they get to see their Christmas presents early!!
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
A new Brewers meme is born
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Teenage McDonalds employee: “I’m sorry, we are out of the McRib” Me:
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 30/11/2025
The person who made the season 4 spine did it just to piss me off.
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
I heard “Wicked: For Good” is just like the Green Bay Packers: Good, but could be better and the previous version was probably better and it’s taking too long to get to the ending we want.
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
Producing and performing all weekend for Don’t Tell shows!
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 15/11/2025
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Tom Schweiger in Superior, WI thinks the LGBTQ+ community members in Green Bay should be hung
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Kids: Dad, it’s Halloween let’s listen to spooky music. Me: You will learn every word of “Move Along” by All-American Rejects or I have FAILED YOU.
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Rob Manfred allowed a musical performance in the middle of the game because he doesn’t like baseball and doesn’t give a shit.
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 26/10/2025
Them: Describe a Packers fan Me:
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Thanks for visiting my web site Cubs fans!
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
BREAKING: Joe Flacco has been traded to the Milwaukee Brewers to quote “add starting depth” for the NLCS
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
Does “Tron:Ares” know that no one wants to see it and it’s going to bomb?
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Hunter @hunterdjd.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
Oh no
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a man in a plaid shirt is crying while looking at a cell phone
ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is crying while looking at a cell phone
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
3 days ago my brother in law said he usually puts 1/4 cup of creamer in every cup of coffee and I still haven’t recovered
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Gee can’t imagine why people hate Cubs fans
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Kesha’s new album > Sabrina’s new album > Taylor’s new album
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Math @bigmemath.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
to my fellow Brewers fans, embrace this opportunity we have the chance to do the funniest and best possible thing imaginable it's time to get stuck in and take it to these clowns
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
The review no one asked for
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
My kids thought “Hot Rod” was funny and got to breathe a sigh of relief that they have good senses of humor
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
What we are missing in all of this is that Conan was clearly the best Late Night host of all time.
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
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John “BrewersRaptor” Egan @brewersraptor.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
People. How are we not smarter than this? 7000 likes and 1000 shares and completely fake lol
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Monster Put In Wallet @dfoliver.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
The one thing I want to say about the Packers' victory is: Release the Epstein files.
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Hot Take Jake @hottakejake.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Russ Ball appropriately remaining in the shadow realm
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ashlynn_b @ashlynnb.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
these two bringing in a one-man wrecking crew like micah… ok packers LFGGGGGG #GoPackGo
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the joker says it 's not about money in front of flames
ALT: the joker says it 's not about money in front of flames
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