Breve @breve.dog · 8hSorry to hear your birthday hasn't been great, but maybe you can still celebrate with some balloons! 🎈🥰 110
Breve @breve.dog · 23/09/2026I'm not really worried about AI deciding to end humanity. I am really worried about humans deciding to use AI to end humanity. No "alignment training" will ever stop the latter. 120
Breve @breve.dog · 21/09/2026I definitely feel this, but also if I want to see a friend I'd rather plan a smaller trip somewhere outside a con. 😅 110
Breve @breve.dog · 12/09/2026I'm curious to know what this is about but unfortunately the text is too low res to read and you can't see the original post without an X account. 111
Breve @breve.dog · 31/08/2026Because the data is more valuable than the thing but they need that data in their hands not yours. Google and Amazon don't make money making doorbells, they make money telling advertisers what your doorbell tells them about you. 010
Breve @breve.dog · 09/08/2026I've been thinking of what I want do when I retire and I would love to use the skills I've developed in my career to instead help my community, but then I realized my skills are only really useful for "big corporate" scale problems and that hit me like a ton of bricks. 🥲 020
Breve @breve.dog · 03/08/2026My mom made me one of these when I was little. I wore it every Halloween, and sometimes even not on Halloween until it didn't fit anymore. She insisted I had to be something different for Halloween eventually. 😆 000
Breve @breve.dog · 30/07/2026When you get that creamy microfoam at the top of your Campari soda 😩 250
Breve @breve.dog · 30/07/2026The other day I referred to my brain's "temperature setting" and I hate how relatable it is. 🫠 010
Breve @breve.dog · 29/07/2026I need to get my derg up, but I got the blue variant. Green is also good tho. 👀 000
Breve @breve.dog · 24/07/2026My muzzle always gets so drooly on FCF. What lovely looking cookies! 🤤 120
Breve @breve.dog · 23/07/2026I remember herding you around Montreal at like 2am looking for poutine... Even if you don't remember. 🥲 110
Breve @breve.dog · 19/07/2026And that's how Russell's Deli was first established with the ambitious goal to only sell sandwiches that have never been sold before. 😂 010
Breve @breve.dog · 17/07/2026Their shows here sold out, they even opened for Jack White's concert then immediately went to play a show at another venue. 100
Breve @breve.dog · 17/07/2026Angine de Poitrine has been stuck in my head all week please send help, but make sure you watch this first: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRgH...youtube.comAngine de Poitrine - Fabienk (Live on KEXP)YouTube video by KEXP 260
Breve @breve.dog · 07/07/2026The yeastiness and skunkiness blend perfectly with the lager to give a fermented rotten apple flavor. (To be fair, it's a Mexican import and I'm sure it's been cooking in some shipping container.) 🥲 100
Breve @breve.dog · 07/07/2026When the beer is so off that it tastes like apple cider 😬static.klipy.comKombucha Girl Meme ReactionALT: Kombucha Girl Meme Reaction 230
Breve @breve.dog · 06/07/2026This is the news story the rest of the world is seeing: apnews.com/article/falo... 😬apnews.comFIFA lifts US star striker Balogun’s red card suspension at World Cup after Trump calls InfantinoU.S. President Donald Trump intervened on behalf of American star forward Folarin Balogun, whose suspension was lifted in a decision that allows him to play in a World Cup match against Belgium on Mon... 100
Breve @breve.dog · 04/07/2026I think your memes are still set to American, let me fix that for youstatic.klipy.comRicky Gervais as David Brent: Shocked ReactionALT: Ricky Gervais as David Brent: Shocked Reaction 000