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Breve

@breve.dog
480 followers 161 following 455 posts

Literal dog person, data herder, beer guzzler, and ice hockey goalie. Sometimes fuzzy, sometimes smooth, always soft dog. Married to @cheekdots.bsky.social. "Brev-eh" he/him 🇨🇦 Fursuit 🧵: @madefuryou.com Icon & Banner 📸: @varah.bsky.social

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Breve @breve.dog · 8h
Sorry to hear your birthday hasn't been great, but maybe you can still celebrate with some balloons! 🎈🥰
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Breve @breve.dog · 30/09/2026
I love your lock screen! 😍
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Breve @breve.dog · 29/09/2026
👀💦
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Breve @breve.dog · 28/09/2026
Yes please 🥺👉👈
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Breve @breve.dog · 24/09/2026
👀💦
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Breve @breve.dog · 23/09/2026
I'm not really worried about AI deciding to end humanity. I am really worried about humans deciding to use AI to end humanity. No "alignment training" will ever stop the latter.
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Breve @breve.dog · 23/09/2026
I'm so fucking excited
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Breve @breve.dog · 22/09/2026
The tummy! Would give many rubs. 🥰
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Breve @breve.dog · 21/09/2026
I definitely feel this, but also if I want to see a friend I'd rather plan a smaller trip somewhere outside a con. 😅
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Breve @breve.dog · 21/09/2026
Yes please, extra squeaky wiggles 🥴
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Breve @breve.dog · 19/09/2026
Wrrrruff looking good with those big loons! 😍
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Breve @breve.dog · 17/09/2026
This feels a lot like Roko's Basilisk 🫠
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Breve @breve.dog · 13/09/2026
Tragedy of the commons but with human sympathy 🫠
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Breve @breve.dog · 12/09/2026
I'm curious to know what this is about but unfortunately the text is too low res to read and you can't see the original post without an X account.
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Breve @breve.dog · 03/09/2026
I would be very interested in another run of Dario... 🥹👉👈🐭🎈
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Breve @breve.dog · 31/08/2026
Because the data is more valuable than the thing but they need that data in their hands not yours. Google and Amazon don't make money making doorbells, they make money telling advertisers what your doorbell tells them about you.
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Breve @breve.dog · 25/08/2026
Room for another? 🥹👉👈
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Breve @breve.dog · 24/08/2026
Congratulations, little bro! 🎉🐶
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Breve @breve.dog · 19/08/2026
Wow this is incredible! Is the suit made out of latex? 😍
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Breve @breve.dog · 09/08/2026
I've been thinking of what I want do when I retire and I would love to use the skills I've developed in my career to instead help my community, but then I realized my skills are only really useful for "big corporate" scale problems and that hit me like a ton of bricks. 🥲
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Breve @breve.dog · 03/08/2026
My mom made me one of these when I was little. I wore it every Halloween, and sometimes even not on Halloween until it didn't fit anymore. She insisted I had to be something different for Halloween eventually. 😆
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Breve @breve.dog · 01/08/2026
I'd be interested in one if you are still open! 👀
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Breve @breve.dog · 31/07/2026
Isn't flopping just the best? 😩
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Breve @breve.dog · 30/07/2026
When you get that creamy microfoam at the top of your Campari soda 😩
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Breve @breve.dog · 30/07/2026
The other day I referred to my brain's "temperature setting" and I hate how relatable it is. 🫠
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Breve @breve.dog · 29/07/2026
I need to get my derg up, but I got the blue variant. Green is also good tho. 👀
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Breve @breve.dog · 28/07/2026
Did you at least get his number? 👀
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Breve @breve.dog · 27/07/2026
Woah cool! Reminds me of the Samurai Pizza Cats 😆
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Breve @breve.dog · 24/07/2026
👀💦
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Breve @breve.dog · 24/07/2026
I am also interested in "cow" print 😇
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Breve @breve.dog · 24/07/2026
My muzzle always gets so drooly on FCF. What lovely looking cookies! 🤤
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Breve @breve.dog · 23/07/2026
Can I help with your self-care? 🥹👉👈
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Breve @breve.dog · 23/07/2026
I remember herding you around Montreal at like 2am looking for poutine... Even if you don't remember. 🥲
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Breve @breve.dog · 22/07/2026
Twitch, clip that!
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Breve @breve.dog · 20/07/2026
Don't mind if I do! *squeezehugs* 🥰
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Breve @breve.dog · 19/07/2026
I volunteer as tribute 🥴
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Breve @breve.dog · 19/07/2026
And that's how Russell's Deli was first established with the ambitious goal to only sell sandwiches that have never been sold before. 😂
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Breve @breve.dog · 17/07/2026
I like how you smell after hockey too 🥴
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Breve @breve.dog · 17/07/2026
Oof, hope you can find a better path forward. 🤗
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Breve @breve.dog · 17/07/2026
Do it! The energy in the crowds I've seen looks awesome. 😁
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Breve @breve.dog · 17/07/2026
Their shows here sold out, they even opened for Jack White's concert then immediately went to play a show at another venue.
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Breve @breve.dog · 17/07/2026
Angine de Poitrine has been stuck in my head all week please send help, but make sure you watch this first: www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRgH...
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Angine de Poitrine - Fabienk (Live on KEXP)
YouTube video by KEXP
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Breve @breve.dog · 17/07/2026
😳😳😳🥴🫠
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Breve @breve.dog · 15/07/2026
This statement is so contradictory I don't know what else to say. 🤡
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Breve @breve.dog · 12/07/2026
You know who doesn't have to make decisions? Dogs. 🐶🐾
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Breve @breve.dog · 07/07/2026
The yeastiness and skunkiness blend perfectly with the lager to give a fermented rotten apple flavor. (To be fair, it's a Mexican import and I'm sure it's been cooking in some shipping container.) 🥲
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Breve @breve.dog · 07/07/2026
When the beer is so off that it tastes like apple cider 😬
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Kombucha Girl Meme Reaction
ALT: Kombucha Girl Meme Reaction
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Breve @breve.dog · 06/07/2026
This is the news story the rest of the world is seeing: apnews.com/article/falo... 😬
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FIFA lifts US star striker Balogun’s red card suspension at World Cup after Trump calls Infantino
U.S. President Donald Trump intervened on behalf of American star forward Folarin Balogun, whose suspension was lifted in a decision that allows him to play in a World Cup match against Belgium on Mon...
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Breve @breve.dog · 04/07/2026
Might need a few tries of each to be sure... 🤔
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Breve @breve.dog · 04/07/2026
I think your memes are still set to American, let me fix that for you
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Ricky Gervais as David Brent: Shocked Reaction
ALT: Ricky Gervais as David Brent: Shocked Reaction
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