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Brett Haddoak

@bretthaddoak.com

410 followers 715 following 210 posts

Husband / Father / Software Engineer / Pedal Enthusiast / Science Enthusiast / Do-gooder

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Brett Haddoak @bretthaddoak.com · 08/09/2026

Knocked on doors today, and stayed hydrated thanks to @philplait.bsky.social

Brett Haddoak, candidate for Santa Clarita City Council carrying literature for local candidates

Science Getaways insulated water bottle. It's the only insulated water bottle I own.

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Brett Haddoak @bretthaddoak.com · 11/05/2026

There's a perfect flat 1 mile segment on the bike path that I set a record on 10 years ago, and I've been chasing it ever since. I've come close a handful of times, but I finally beat it today.

Screenshot of Strava showing a personal record on a 1.07 mi segment of 2:32

Screenshot of Strava showing previous records for the segment of 2:36 and 2:39

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Brett Haddoak @bretthaddoak.com · 06/03/2026

wake up babe, new creepy approach by a scam recruiter just dropped

A spam email from a scammy "recruiter" reads:

Brett, spotted your resume - your software development journey is seriously cool. Are you looking to advance to a new position in California? Kareem Founder Relentless
Riverpark Tower
San Jose CA 95113 USA

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Brett Haddoak @bretthaddoak.com · 05/02/2025

I know things are, uhh, well [gestures broadly] but hey, I wanted to share my recent accomplishment

Image showing I was in the top 0.25% of Dua Lipa listeners in January 2025. I am a 40 year old cishet white guy and I make no apologies. I am impervious to judgement. If the swifties were less hardcore about it, I'd probably be in the top 0.25% for her too. But alas.

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Brett Haddoak @bretthaddoak.com · 23/11/2024

lol lmao no Cc: @asherlangton.bsky.social @adamsteinbaugh.bsky.social @kenwhite.bsky.social

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Brett Haddoak @bretthaddoak.com · 26/09/2024

oh

Screenshot showing the word "couch" found twice in the alleged "JD Vance Dossier" published.

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Brett Haddoak @bretthaddoak.com · 17/09/2024

Hell yeah, top 10% at #296,656

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Brett Haddoak @bretthaddoak.com · 16/09/2024

Here is a foster kitten asleep in a slipper for anyone that needs a healthy dose of dopamine to start off their Monday cc: @darthbluesky.bsky.social

Photo of a Calico kitten asleep in a slipper

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Brett Haddoak @bretthaddoak.com · 15/09/2024

Neighbor decided to leave this note on our door. Evidently, occasionally tossing peanuts at crows for the last few years crosses a line

A handwritten note that says "Please STOP Feeding the Wildlife!" Which is a bit much if you ask me.

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Brett Haddoak @bretthaddoak.com · 02/09/2024

In the early 2000's, I got Britney Spears' personal phone number from Ed McMahon

Tell us a true, one-sentence story from your life that absolutely opens more questions than it answers and demands further context.

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