Brett @brettclaud.io · 08/07/202512:26pm and my coworker gets up from her desk and says "I should go eat my breakfast." She said she likes to take her time and ease into her day 000
Brett @brettclaud.io · 13/06/2025I was baptized as a child which means that I can do all of the sins in life and never have to go to Hell so I chose to be gay happy pride everyone 020
Brett @brettclaud.io · 27/03/2025Just found out one of my old managers left the company after 24 years and now I'm sad 😢 000
Brett @brettclaud.io · 18/03/2025Um I just saw a shooting star for the first time in my life and it was amazing?? 000
Brett @brettclaud.io · 19/01/2025Thank you Biden for not enforcing the ban on TIkTok on your last day in office! 🙏🙏🙏 Praise Be Unto Joe! 010
Brett @brettclaud.io · 15/01/2025Today my coworker said "we've got a meeting to go to" but when I pointed out that only she's going to the meeting she said "yep me and the turd in my pocket" and I was literally too stunned to speak for a bit 000
Brett @brettclaud.io · 03/01/2025"Tomorrow's Friday." "Oh, I thought it was Saturday... today's Wednesday?!" 020
Brett @brettclaud.io · 18/12/2024I was asked if I wanted to play Borderlands 3 with my friends and I think that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me 130
Brett @brettclaud.io · 13/12/2024I really hope that one DLC wins GOTY because I think it's funny how upset people got when it was nominated 000
Brett @brettclaud.io · 11/12/2024@nikonpunch.bsky.social Ya know I still wear this pretty regularly 110
Brett @brettclaud.io · 06/12/2024I'm cosplaying as IT today. I just had to explain to my boss how to determine if she opened a file in Excel or if she opened a shared sheet in Chrome. 020
Brett @brettclaud.io · 03/12/2024Love that hatefully using the F-slur on Elon's site is 100% allowed. What a great place that is. 000
Brett @brettclaud.io · 30/11/2024Idk why so many people are against the gay agenda. What's wrong with brunch? 000
Brett @brettclaud.io · 28/11/2024It's absolutely pointless to play the new killer in DBD. Her power only actually works like 80% of the time and when it does work it's just so weak. 030
Brett @brettclaud.io · 27/11/2024"Shit on me and call me a pickle." also "When I'm in there my little pussy comes out." 120
Brett @brettclaud.io · 25/11/2024Not to be homophobic or anything, but french bread pizza is really good. 000
Brett @brettclaud.io · 24/11/2024You're right, I'll just keep buying PCs instead of buying children. Thanks Mark! 💜 110
Brett @brettclaud.io · 24/11/2024@nikonpunch.bsky.social You know PC things do you know anything about these? Comparing to this one, too 100
Brett @brettclaud.io · 24/11/2024"I'm gonna go find my water bottle." "Okay, good luck." *Excited gasp in the distance* 000
Brett @brettclaud.io · 24/11/2024Can any of you PC/AMD nerds tell me if this looks good? www.newegg.com/p/3D5-001U-0...newegg.comAre you a human? 100
Brett @brettclaud.io · 23/11/2024Wicked was just as good the 2nd timemedia.tenor.coma girl in a purple suit says of courseALT: a girl in a purple suit says of course 010
Brett @brettclaud.io · 23/11/2024"Oh, is now sandwich o'clock?" "Uhh yeah I'm eating a sandwich. Brandi what am I eating?" "Salsa." "Yeah, I forgot what I was not eating." 130
Brett @brettclaud.io · 22/11/2024Time is weird. I'm trying to rush home because it's getting dark and it feels like it's super late already and I just wanna be home but it's only 4:30 020
Brett @brettclaud.io · 21/11/2024You guys I'm so excited that this platform is growing. I can't wait to see what kind of dumb things Ellen Mosk does next! 030
