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Brendan

@brendanpitcher.bsky.social
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27 he/him perpetual college student riddled with ADHD marathon sicko & nightreign addict, recovering destiny player 🇹🇹

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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Meanwhile I kill a single player in a Solo lobby and the map is empty for the rest of the game, shit is wild
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
All of my Pinnacle friends were miserable because they kept running into each other this is brutal
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Before anyone says ANYTHING, he's in the fucking EU and this was when they had to disable Dire Marsh due to bugs for a period of time so EVERY SINGLE PLAYER was on ONE MAP.
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
After being mid at Marathon in Season 1 and growing as a player in Season 2, there is DEFINITELY some fucking skill-based matchmaking in Marathon with the refresh today because I ran into a player I consider top 3 of all time in the game in my second fucking game man.
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
repeating s2 launch comes with the same consequences LOL
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ooh my fucking god we are so back
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
did you think “wow i couldn’t keep up with farming PVE night marsh” and thought to just give up on the season because you’d fall behind? tomorrow we’re getting an 8-week period to try your hand at a fair start in anticipation of Season 3’s content drop in December (which will also have a reset)
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
the irony of seeing fanart of dylan faden control resonant being drawn handsomer than he deserves
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
you work at Riot Games and see your co-founder go on /checks notes/ Lemonade Stand and say one of the dumbest things a person has ever uttered. a thing that would get you laughed out of literally any room that has fighting game experts in it. unbelievable stuff.
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
still thinking about how there are people whose job entirely rotates around honestly telling people what healthy success looks like relative to the ecosystem they're in and how the motherfuckers at Riot- [redacted]
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'm pretty lenient about a lot but a skin that i'm not getting for 6 months that every other shell got on release is a little nuts considering we still got a steady flow of paid skins after the fact.
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
This is a little ridiculous
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Marc Merrill expected HOW many people to be playing 2XKO? That MMO is going to fucking crash and burn dude
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
which one is mine, you'll never know
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stinky @giiibeh.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
one only tells truths and the other only tells lies
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hardline: Perk deserves to be on an SMG idk why it's on a gun that's implying you're chasing a target with a precision rifle Lookout: Awful sonar ping that does nothin on an overwise solid precision rifle. Copperhead: LOL if you like this you are delusional
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Overrun: Literally worse TTK in the burst-fire mode, magazine mod does nothing noteworthy for stats either Sidearm: Unfun recoil animation makes it really unfun to use
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Scar: Needs a velocity buff like its little brother the V22 KKV: On the cusp of greatness if it gets a buff Retaliator: Actually belongs in "needs new perk" awful gun intended to be awful Repeater: Belongs in B, but required to use its iron-sights Longshot: Just weak Punch: Deserves faster charge
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Stryder: Solid perk, but attached to the Stryder Channel Rifle: Needs better stats tbh, worse than the longshot Conquest: Fun PVE gun with a shield Zeus: Nobody ever hits that second shot and the scope sucks Volley Rifle: Hipfire gun that nobody hipfires, use the twin tap Ares: Solid
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Demo: Gun shield a little OP and speeds up TTK Twin-Tap: Phenomenal upgrade all around Outland: Should drop to B or C, any other barrel has better stat benefits M77: Perk is useless, stat package is goated though Misriah: Consistency buff Volt-Thrower: Huge ttk buff and scares teamshots H-AR: Solid
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Magnum: Radically transforms the ranges at which the gun operates with custom recoil on the ADS WSTR: increases the guns consistency and speeds up TTK Bully: Rodeo mag just ramps up TTK Circuit Breaker: Turns into a OHKO gun with headshots BRRT: Insane outlier with .6s bodyshot ttk D54: Laser beam
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
tough bandaid to rip but it needed to happen. good luck to all the recon mains that are gonna get dropped from their stacks if they can't adapt properly to their character finally having a skill ceiling
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
End of Season Rankings on Gold Weapon Mods in Marathon: S-Tier: Consistently catapults weapon effectiveness into better outcomes A-Tier: Well-rounded improvements on base performance B-Tier: Solid mods weighed down by base performance C-Tier: Both are lacking And the rest are self-explanatory
A tierlist of Marathon gold weapons (not including any uniques) ranked in categories of S, A, B, C, Needs Stat Buffs, Needs New Perk Entirely, and Makes the gun worse

In S-Tier: The Magnum, WSTR, Bully SMG, Circuit Breaker, BRRT SMG, D54 Battle Pistol
In A-Tier: Demolition MG, Twin-Tap, Outland, M77 AR, Misriah, Volt Thrower, Impact H-AR
In B-Tier: Stryder, Channel Rifle, Conquest, Zeus, Volley Rifle, Ares
In C-Tier: Scar, KKV, Retaliator, Repeater, Longshot, Punch
In Needs Stat Buffs: Overrun, CE Sidearm
In Needs New Perk Entirely: Hardline, Lookout
In Makes the gun worse: Copperhead
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I know nothing lasts forever but man do I miss the community I had for Destiny 2
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I've been posting less in general over here because so many of my Marathon friends are still on Twitter but reminding everyone how hilariously awful the hit registration issues are in the game with this clip
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
funniest game of all time
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
happy birthday :)
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
1. Fem Assassin skin 2. New Destroyer skin with a new gun 3. funky perimeter :) 4. layout of the new map coming in march!
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this game is so cool :)
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i guess my body really doesn’t care to linger on the fact that i had a fever break like 3 times over the past couple of days with no other symptoms. thank you, immune system
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
static.klipy.com
J.K. Simmons: Now Is Not The Time!
ALT: J.K. Simmons: Now Is Not The Time!
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
brace for today
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Also just thinking about their promise for new Destiny stories after this and I'm just sitting here like who is going to make this? The total manpower is a fraction of what we had only a few years ago.
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
it would take so much more work to untangle those wires because a lot of seasonal storytelling is just built around the quests that ask you to replay the mind-numbing activities so they'd have to completely restructure them into something more digestible
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
People think the Reef holds so much and you just walk around and kill some cringe Scorn and move on
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
so funny how good forsaken was and nothing ever matched it ever again
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
- The Farm - All of the Red War combat maps not on patrol spaces (Almighty, Last City, etc) - Titan - Io - Mercury (Curse of Osiris) - Mars (Warmind) - The Reef are we bringing back all of the adventures too?
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Red War is a non-sequitur story for the launch, Curse of Osiris has been memed on since before it came out and Warmind was pretty uninspired. I am also so much more worried about the stability of the game because you could always feel Destiny creak under the weight of seasonal content pre-wipe.
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The seasonal storytelling after Beyond Light was infinitely more compelling than vaulted expansions and a lot of Forsaken's hype lay in its quantity of content as well as the reversal of some baffling design choices from launch.
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I do not care for the Destiny news, for anyone interested in my take lol
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
neither of these things happened bro what
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i should be allowed to b*mb jeff bezos's house whenever twitch resets the volume of a stream just because ads are playing
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
i’m diamond. i’m going to try to hit pinnacle before ranked is disabled for 8 weeks so i can finally feel like i’ve done it all.
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Rami Ismail (رامي) @ramiismail.com · 15/09/2026
lol Ed Sheeran's band quit
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
i agree entirely
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
im also generally exhausted with the way people are not normal about marathon or bungie in general. i like playing this game, other people's doomposting feels so counterproductive to hearing real feedback that could go to real channels and it serves no purpose reaching my ears lol
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
rocket drones can drop gold keys! crazy shit can happen
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
tl;dr: i need the wipe and update in 3 weeks to be good to prove that bungie is capable of addressing some of the core complaints i still have with the game. every kind of player is getting a win in december and i want the ramping excitement to december to win back disillusioned players and new ones
the update and wipe in 3 weeks is more or less if we think bungie's actually addressing our issues with the current feel of the game, new content aside

arc raiders did extremely well and they still made the same decision with regard to content/major update cadence. there's no real reason bungie needs to hold themselves to seasonal constraints, which also contributed to destiny's death of a thousand cuts

i think what goes unmentioned a lot of the time wrt to pve players is how difficult it is for "narrative" to get delivered to them (vault breakers didn't help with that) and if bungie can reconfigure their approach to that by discarding the stress of seasonal deadlines then that goes a long way

we are getting BOTH dedicated PVE and a fucking arena mode! everybody got a win here why are we dooming and only blaming pve players, so many people in so many servers wanted TDM as well

pushing the update all the way out to december means that we'll have infinitely more details to overwhelm potentially returning or new players with as we get closer to the update because telling people "marathon is getting dedicated pve, pvp and a social space (i will help sell this lie that the firing range is a social space)"

again, if the wipe/update in 3 weeks isn't awful then im content to play the game at a more relaxed pace until december and fit some other games in, let's not pretend like a lot of people aren't going to jump to stuff like GTA or w/e inbetween anyways
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
it's really aggravating to me lol
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Brendan @brendanpitcher.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
twitch.tv/yourpersonal...
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