Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 05/02/2026thank you that was way better than asking grok 230
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 05/02/2026they are understanding this on a deeper level on the other side 140
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 28/01/2026rip judith collins the only new zealand politician with the courage to admit your political hero is the nazi erwin rommel 1122
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 23/01/2026the make aotearoa healthy again movement is going to stumble at the first step as we are already obsessed with milk and always have been 151
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 23/01/2026For sale: baby shoes, never worn pales in comparison to Leader, Young New Zealand First 030
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 22/01/2026who filmed this and why did nobody stop them filming this 180
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 22/01/2026this is a man born to wear a suit and have lunch 140
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 22/01/2026gotta give credit to chris luxon for not joining the trump board of peace when every atom of his being cries out for an available board position 1151
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 22/01/2026the way some of you post about jacinda ardern makes it sound like she died before she had the opportunity to do anything lol 1110
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 21/01/2026people complain that chris luxon is only capable of management speak but unfortunately the other chris is the same but in a more annoying voice 0100
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 21/01/2026oh my god he looks terrible somebody feed this sickly victorian child 0152
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 21/01/2026it is correct to hate every politician in 2026 get on board 050
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 21/01/2026all the chrises are fuckin dorks we should pivot away from chris 190
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 21/01/2026im sorry to report this guy is still a fuckin goober 1110
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 20/01/2026you live in the fuckin middle of the largest city in the country 0192
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 19/01/2026im not code switching between the apps you get what you get 040
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 19/01/2026new zealand doesnt have the words to handle a trump government like cunt or ball bag 190
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 19/01/2026‘labour would never stand for this’ yeah they would lol 191
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 19/01/2026winston peters has spent his entire twelve decade political career saying wild and irreverent shit and now he is presented with an actual foreign policy challenge he is just like ah well um we will let the big boys decide for themselves :3 1202
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 19/01/2026neither of the major chrises will actually take a stance against the usa because they are both weak and money talks 193
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 19/01/2026the americans are bluffing they cant survive without biscoff 020
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 19/01/2026politics is being a guy with multiple houses and millions of dollars and saying ‘times are tough’ with a straight face 38722
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 18/01/2026when your boss calls to tell you to shut the fuck up about housing and toe the line 030
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 18/01/2026posted this on the nazi app and the landlords are going fuckin insane in my replies lol 050
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 17/01/2026aw mate i have to pay like 5 grand in rates ok what are you doing with the other 20 grand i give you 2131
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 17/01/2026landlords love to talk about how they have to pay rates like renters arent the ones paying their rates 3367
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 15/01/2026i dont think you can get a friend to give you serious heart trouble but you can get a friend to punch you in the face 010
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 15/01/2026does anyone know if we have locked down a free trade deal with india yet 130
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 15/01/2026this is genuinely exactly how boomer homeowners talk to renters lol 2132
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 15/01/2026buying out the entire stock of eb games funko pops just to feel something 171
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 15/01/2026very quiet here the owner should descend into a k hole to liven things up 041
Brendan Kelly @brendankellol.bsky.social · 15/01/2026developing a very expensive ai tool to coach the all blacks 040
