Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 06/05/2026I will literally eat this tortilla until its gone. No joke. Im that savage. 143
Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Is there a word, possibly in German, to describe the feeling of wanting to be dead, but not wanting to hurt yourself? Like, if id be happier not existing, but i have no desire to do anything about it. Alive out of spite, i suppose. 110
Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 27/03/2026Yeah, i don't really have this problem... thanks for the devastating blow to my self esteem, horoscope app 010
Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 22/03/2026If, when i die, my death is celebrated by the Single Worst Human Alive, id consider that a sign of a life well lived 130
Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 21/03/2026There was a man of double deed Who sowed his garden full of seed... 000
Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 21/03/2026From ghoulies and ghosties And long-leggedy beasties And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us! 000
Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 21/03/2026Mr T Ate My Balls was my first internet meme. I didnt HAVE the internet, but i had the print edition, Wired Magazine... yes, children, we used to get memes delivered in the mail... 093
Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 20/03/2026My problem is i don't feel like im worth being paid, period 100
Reposted by Bree SchlosserSpecious Reasons @speciousreasons.bsky.social · 17/03/2026Latest artwork! Spider, the tarman and Trash from Return of the Living Dead. Artist: @breeschlosser.bsky.social #RotLD #Spider #tarman #Trash 021
Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 17/03/2026No makeup, feeling blah... but hey, its better than nothing! 152
Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 16/03/2026You might remember me from such films as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die!", and "Gladys, The Groovy Mule"! 000
Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Red Lobster has good margaritas... the watermelon one was so good i had to get a big one... 000
Reposted by Bree SchlosserCinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/03/2026“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.” 205158973609
Reposted by Bree Schlosservictoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 14/03/2026I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am 103115522398
Reposted by Bree SchlosserNewtown Action Alliance @newtownaction.org · 13/03/2026Six years ago, Breonna Taylor was shot and killed after officers executed a “No Knock” warrant for a suspect who didn’t live there & had already been arrested. Breonna was killed in her sleep. We remember Breonna Taylor. #EndGunViolence 7394135
Reposted by Bree SchlosserLy Lyra 🧚🏻♂️♎✨ @luciddreamrr.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Rejection helps reveal different ways to go. You don't have to keep running into that wall, Magician. 2186
Reposted by Bree SchlosserLy Lyra 🧚🏻♂️♎✨ @luciddreamrr.bsky.social · 11/03/2026Subscribe to my #Fansly while you're at it 😘😘 053
Reposted by Bree SchlosserCarla Martin/Carlabela1 @carlabela1.bsky.social · 10/03/2026One more because it is a true favourite. youtu.be/8L1UngfqojI?...youtu.beJudy Collins - Both Sides Now (Official Audio)YouTube video by RHINO 1302045268
Reposted by Bree SchlosserLy Lyra 🧚🏻♂️♎✨ @luciddreamrr.bsky.social · 10/03/2026$91/333 💕💦🌬️💸💦💕 #TipTuesday 095
Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Denethor inspired me to try heirloom tomatoes 111
Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Don't let us get sick, don't let us get old Don't let us get stupid, all right? Just make us be brave and make us play nice And let us be together tonight 000
Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Logically, i know that when i put on a new patch, its slow releasing tiny wee increments of estrogen... But oh my gawd, do i get such a euphoric rush... 010
Reposted by Bree SchlosserMara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 09/03/2026It is really weird to me when people don’t like reading and books. I get not having enough time to read. I get wanting to read more, but there are just too many distractions around you. Obviously, I get having disabilities that make it difficult to read. But just not liking books? Who are you? 1202005237
Reposted by Bree SchlosserMiss Match Titties @englishlop-tiddy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026Women are amazing, pass it on. 094
Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 09/03/2026"Portrait of Ly #2" Mixes media on canvas board 11 × 14 2026 @luciddreamrr.bsky.social inspires another work of art! 131
Reposted by Bree SchlosserStephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Did you notice Trump didn't take off his fucking hat when the dead soldiers went by? And, just BTW, what's wrong with Pete Hegseth, calling enlisted men and women just trying to do their jobs "warfighters?" That's comic book shit, man. 2585062640
Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Happy International Women's Day! Where my girlies at? :D 011
Reposted by Bree SchlosserMiss Match Titties @englishlop-tiddy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026It's raining today 💖 Let's get undressed and stay in bed all day ☺️ #NSFWsky #realNSFW #seller #SWsky 14710
Reposted by Bree SchlosserMiss Match Titties @englishlop-tiddy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Throne in bio, DM for cashapp 0257
Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 07/03/2026"Portrait of Ly" Ink on bristol 11" × 14" (cropped) Thanks to @luciddreamrr.bsky.social for being my muse! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡 283
Reposted by Bree SchlosserLy Lyra 🧚🏻♂️♎✨ @luciddreamrr.bsky.social · 05/02/20268, actually. I want 8. By Valentine's Day. Seriously tell your friends and coworkers. 14427
Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 05/03/2026This cute pix are vital for the world right now, so spend the $0.27 a day! Do it! 042
Reposted by Bree SchlosserLy Lyra 🧚🏻♂️♎✨ @luciddreamrr.bsky.social · 05/03/2026who wants to slow dance with me to Billy Idol's "Eyes Without a Face" and then slow fuck me 4161
Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 05/03/2026This also applies to me, i just want to put that out there into the universe, see what happens... 042
Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 04/03/2026If you can't find metal stucco lathe... USE CARBON FIBER STUCCO LATHE! 000
Reposted by Bree SchlosserMatthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 03/03/2026I'm sorry, if you're going to make a big show about how you've got a Department of WAR helmed by a Secretary of WAR and staffed by WARfighters, it's totally inane to then claim that your massive bombing of a foreign country constitutes something other than a war. 266121722631