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Bree Schlosser

@breeschlosser.bsky.social
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She/her Professional flibbertigibbet, will o the wisp, and clown. Posts NSFW occasionally MDNI and all that. 18+ 47 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Feel free to dm, i feel free to ignore if i like! Trans rights are human rights. Support your local SW!

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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
I will literally eat this tortilla until its gone. No joke. Im that savage.
Bree, fiercely eating a plain flour tortilla
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Mr DeMille, im ready for my closeup
Me, looking a bit demented
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
The owls are not what they seem
Creepy outdoor statue of a giant owl
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
The owls are not what they seem
Creepy outdoor statue of a giant owl
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Natalie #3 Pencil on bristol 11×14 2026
Pencil drawing of a young woman with long wavy hair
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Metallic Pea? No, Antarctic Blue!
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Is there a word, possibly in German, to describe the feeling of wanting to be dead, but not wanting to hurt yourself? Like, if id be happier not existing, but i have no desire to do anything about it. Alive out of spite, i suppose.
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Yeah, i don't really have this problem... thanks for the devastating blow to my self esteem, horoscope app
"Your day at a glance

You are not tequired to
Sleep with everyone who
Wants to sleep with you.
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
If, when i die, my death is celebrated by the Single Worst Human Alive, id consider that a sign of a life well lived
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
There was a man of double deed Who sowed his garden full of seed...
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
From ghoulies and ghosties And long-leggedy beasties And things that go bump in the night, Good Lord, deliver us!
A handmade sockmonkey like doll, red and pink with a pink heart, no arms, and two long legs, one luch shorter than the other
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
Mr T Ate My Balls was my first internet meme. I didnt HAVE the internet, but i had the print edition, Wired Magazine... yes, children, we used to get memes delivered in the mail...
Panel from a primordial meme comic, Showing Mr T saying "I pity the fool who don't like BALLE!"
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
My problem is i don't feel like im worth being paid, period
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Feeling very ugly and out of sorts...
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Specious Reasons @speciousreasons.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Latest artwork! Spider, the tarman and Trash from Return of the Living Dead. Artist: @breeschlosser.bsky.social #RotLD #Spider #tarman #Trash
Black and white portraits of three Return of the Living Dead characters, Spider, the tarman and Trash.
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
No makeup, feeling blah... but hey, its better than nothing!
Bree without makeup or combed hair, in black and white
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Just reprehensibly evil, full stop
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
You might remember me from such films as "Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die!", and "Gladys, The Groovy Mule"!
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Red Lobster has good margaritas... the watermelon one was so good i had to get a big one...
Various empty margarita glasses at Red Lobster
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Im gonna take my ass to Red Lobster
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Cinephilia & Beyond @cinephiliabeyond.org · 13/03/2026
“But, as you see, it's a beautiful day, the Strait of Hormuz is open and people are having a wonderful time.”
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I'm sorry ma'am, but your son perished on Kharg Island in a valiant effort to create Wii Bowling meme videos for the White House X account. In the face of danger, he was not cringe; he was based to his last breath. Please have this commemorative Epic Fury challenge coin. Yes that's Punisher, ma'am
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Newtown Action Alliance @newtownaction.org · 13/03/2026
Six years ago, Breonna Taylor was shot and killed after officers executed a “No Knock” warrant for a suspect who didn’t live there & had already been arrested. Breonna was killed in her sleep. We remember Breonna Taylor. #EndGunViolence
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Ly Lyra 🧚🏻‍♂️♎✨ @luciddreamrr.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Rejection helps reveal different ways to go. You don't have to keep running into that wall, Magician.
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Ly Lyra 🧚🏻‍♂️♎✨ @luciddreamrr.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
Subscribe to my #Fansly while you're at it 😘😘
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Carla Martin/Carlabela1 @carlabela1.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
One more because it is a true favourite. youtu.be/8L1UngfqojI?...
youtu.be
Judy Collins - Both Sides Now (Official Audio)
YouTube video by RHINO
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Ly Lyra 🧚🏻‍♂️♎✨ @luciddreamrr.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
$91/333 💕💦🌬️💸💦💕 #TipTuesday
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Denethor inspired me to try heirloom tomatoes
Denethor popping a cherry tomato into his gaping maw
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Don't let us get sick, don't let us get old Don't let us get stupid, all right? Just make us be brave and make us play nice And let us be together tonight
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Logically, i know that when i put on a new patch, its slow releasing tiny wee increments of estrogen... But oh my gawd, do i get such a euphoric rush...
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
It is really weird to me when people don’t like reading and books. I get not having enough time to read. I get wanting to read more, but there are just too many distractions around you. Obviously, I get having disabilities that make it difficult to read. But just not liking books? Who are you?
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Miss Match Titties @englishlop-tiddy.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
Women are amazing, pass it on.
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
"Portrait of Ly #2" Mixes media on canvas board 11 × 14 2026 @luciddreamrr.bsky.social inspires another work of art!
Greyscale portrait of Ly, head slightly tilted, small knpwing smile on their lips
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Stephen King @stephenking.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Did you notice Trump didn't take off his fucking hat when the dead soldiers went by? And, just BTW, what's wrong with Pete Hegseth, calling enlisted men and women just trying to do their jobs "warfighters?" That's comic book shit, man.
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Happy International Women's Day! Where my girlies at? :D
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Miss Match Titties @englishlop-tiddy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
It's raining today 💖 Let's get undressed and stay in bed all day ☺️ #NSFWsky #realNSFW #seller #SWsky
Miss match pulling on the strap of her gray sports bra
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Miss Match Titties @englishlop-tiddy.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Throne in bio, DM for cashapp
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Oh god, not again!
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
"Portrait of Ly" Ink on bristol 11" × 14" (cropped) Thanks to @luciddreamrr.bsky.social for being my muse! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜❤️🧡
Monochrome illustration of Ly wearing headphones, hands laced behind their head. They are topless, this photo is cropped to remove mild nudity.
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Ly Lyra 🧚🏻‍♂️♎✨ @luciddreamrr.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
8, actually. I want 8. By Valentine's Day. Seriously tell your friends and coworkers.
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
This cute pix are vital for the world right now, so spend the $0.27 a day! Do it!
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Ly Lyra 🧚🏻‍♂️♎✨ @luciddreamrr.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
who wants to slow dance with me to Billy Idol's "Eyes Without a Face" and then slow fuck me
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
This also applies to me, i just want to put that out there into the universe, see what happens...
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
If you can't find metal stucco lathe... USE CARBON FIBER STUCCO LATHE!
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
I'm sorry, if you're going to make a big show about how you've got a Department of WAR helmed by a Secretary of WAR and staffed by WARfighters, it's totally inane to then claim that your massive bombing of a foreign country constitutes something other than a war.
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Bree Schlosser @breeschlosser.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
This is a fair goal!! Give in to Ly! 😀 😍 🤩
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