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Daniel Jay

@breakth-esystem.bsky.social
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Junior Druid Wrangler (aka Founder) at @telemetrydeck.com. Likes tortillas. Can do Swift, Python and the JavaScripts

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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 19h
Good morning! For reasons of laziness and relaxation, I'll take my meetings under my blanket today. Someone bring me hot tea please.
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Sag Bescheid wenn du eine guided Tour willst :D~
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ich kann es sehr sehr empfehlen!
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hamburg at Sunset
All pictures: sunset at Hamburg Harbor, lots of black silhouettes against a sky that goes from orange to blue
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*leiwandste, damnit
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Radlfahren ist schon echt das Lewandste!
160km outdoor cycle von Flensburg nach Hamburg in achteinhalb Stunden.
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ernsthaft?
Ortsschilder „Poppholz“ und „Stenderupau“
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Zehntausende von Stunden Arbeit stecken in dieser Kürbenpyramide (Küramide)
Ein Hokkaido, ein butternut, eine Schalotte, eine Süsskartoffel, und diverse dekorative Kürbisse aus Stoff und Ton
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Achievement unlocked: changed a bike tire while on a train
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Every PR needs a final commit that reads "lint lint lint!" Right?
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Happy Nigerian independence day if you celebrate! Have a Chapman on me 🇳🇬
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh ja da würde mein Leben wieder einrenken
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Song of the day is "Design" by Vextra because of the sheer angry energy
Cover art of the song
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh yes! It is time for your daily GitHub outage
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
CREATE DATABABE;
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Typing away on my MacBook Duo (it's foldable)
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have done what @pichfl.bsky.social has forbidden for years and built a component library for the TD web dashboard. I am ready for your scorn and wrath, Florian. I will face it with honor. Also, it looks nice 😊 still needs a Confetti component though
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
That sounds exhausting *hugs*
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Having myself a nice little cup of alkaline herbs tea and watching the #f1 😊
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
BENOIT BLANC: ladies and gentlemen, i would like to request that you all welcome... the weekend
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ich hab heute Curry mit Kürbis gemacht …. kürry quasi
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
And in the end, on the spring equinox, the light WILL rise again. The hopelessness will go away, and we will be able to feel warmth and joy again. Godspeed everyone.
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
But we will prevail. We will don the necessary protection. We will remember the light and accept the low energy. We will fight the sickness and the coughs. We will hack through the depression and the aches. We will drink tea until our pee itself is made of matcha.
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
We're entering the long darkness. The time when the wind and rain itself become our enemies. Where the air will try to steal our warmth. Where the light itself wanes and hides, making it hard to see any sliver of happiness and joy.
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I am in desperate need of a shave
Selfie with a beard
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Ja eben! Weird kommuniziert von denen, und echt schade!
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Wie kacke ist das denn bitte??
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
*gives a soft kiss*
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yes 😊 want one?
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Kisses 😘
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Hey, you, the one whose iOS 27 widget code sends thousands of TD events with a missing app ID? I'm now blocking these events directly with a HTTP 422 so you might be able to see it in your code and fix the MASSIVE battery drain this will introduce to your customers :D~
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Good morning!
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm going WILD today and starting the day with a cup of "Alkaline Herbs" tea.
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Perfection is overrated
A plate (for eating) mounted to an outside wall. The wall is covered in graffiti. The plate has writing on it: “perfection is overrated”
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Oooh I love that 😍🩵
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
At some point I'll need a naming system for bikes I think. Maybe mythical swords? My blood red current one could be Nightblood
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TelemetryDeck App Analytics @telemetrydeck.com · 14/09/2026
Happy iOS 27 release day! Follow along with us as more and more people install the newest version of IOS on their devices dashboard.telemetrydeck.com/notebooks/9E...
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Happy new OS day!
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I would like to have an iPhone Duo, but it's not worth 2500€ to me. - I'm already struggling with battery duration on my pro max, the Duo will be worse. - my phone spends a lot of time mounted to a bike using quadlock - the unfolded screen is smaller than the iPad mini
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Good morning! Today I'm cleaning up the last remnants of the bike tour and then I'll watch F1 hoping against hope that Ferrari can produce a proper strategy today! 🏎️
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Marlow Stern @marlownyc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series: “She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.” variety.com/2026/tv/feat...
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Lilly Wachowski on Her New Studio Anarchists United, the Black Power Origins of ‘The Matrix’ and How ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Are ‘Supporting Trans Genocide’
‘The Matrix’ filmmaker Lilly Wachowski opens up about her new studio for marginalized voices Anarchists United, J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk.
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Voll gerne <3 Danke fürs mitlesen und mitfiebern 🥰
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oooh wie cool! War es so verwunschen und beeindruckend wie es von oben aussah?
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
My workout app says I'm in a state of EXTRA RECOVERY but I feel like I need a bit more recovery in fact. But I am going to the protest today 💪
Selfie with tired eyes and a maskScreenshot from Gentle Streak saying I’m recovering from exhaustive workouts
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Muskelkater, trotzdem da Radlfahrer Antifa
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The travellers in this train are counting down the seconds until they can ask for their money back from Deutsche Bahn. And indeed— we just crossed the "one hour late" mark! Jubilation occurs!
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hi!!! *waves excitedly back*
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Leipzig is the prettiest Hauptbahnhof, and I have lots of fond memories here
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Leipzig is the prettiest Hauptbahnhof, and I have lots of fond memories here
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Daniel Jay @breakth-esystem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Finale Stats: - Geheult: 3 - Geschoben: 7 - Runtergesemmelt: 0 - Höhenmeter: 6765m - Distanz: 649km - Pässe: 4/4 - Gummibärchenpackungen: 11 - Laune: 1000/10 - Pizzen gegessen: 4
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