El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i wasn’t complaining about it lol i said it because i was shocked he didn’t stupidly burn through his timeouts like he usually does before the end of the half 010
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026my reaction when aaron glenn still has all of his timeouts with a minute to go in the half #NYJetsstatic.klipy.comCynthia Erivo ShockedAlt: Cynthia Erivo Shocked 100
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026calling another person “economically illiterate” when your boss (who you continue to go to bat for) has shown, time and time again, that he has absolutely no understanding of how tariffs work is… something 030
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026yeah, why on earth would you choose to accelerate your vehicle with your child in it while armed thugs in plain clothes chase after you 011
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026the guardians are really about to go win it all now, aren’t they? 010
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026i swear to god, if i see one fan say we should trade for hellefuyck… #NYR 010
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026holly rowe is somewhere right now watching this game like 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 10/10/2026feel like all of this “he’s hasn’t been traded yet”, “he has been traded, but to a mystery team”, is just to squeeze every possible dollar out of the degenerates on kalshi and polymarket putting in bets on where he’s actually getting traded to 010
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 10/10/2026 iggy, nooooooooo #NYRstatic.klipy.comBrooklyn 99: Jake Peralta - I'm Gonna Go CryAlt: Brooklyn 99: Jake Peralta - I'm Gonna Go Cry 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Lafreniere may never not score again #NYRangers #NYR 030
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026pretty sure the worst of the worst are the ones who shoot into a car with a 5 year old in it 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026she’s about as sharp as a bowling ball this one 031
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026the government everyday: “how can we make ourselves look even more ridiculous than yesterday?” 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026that cocoteo station on gta 6 is finna be prendía como mi fili 😮💨 they even got canalla in there!!! www.rockstargames.com/VI/music/coc...rockstargames.comThe Music of Grand Theft Auto VI: In-Game Radio Stations, Official Soundtrack, and MorePreview hand-picked stations from the Leonida airwaves, listen to singles from Grand Theft Auto VI: The Album, and more. 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026www.wired.com/story/the-ma...wired.comThe Man Behind a West Bank Telegram Channel Trying to Keep Palestinian Drivers SafeWith no accurate Big Tech mapping app to help him, Anas Hattab launched a Telegram group to get himself home at night. Now nearly 350,000 Palestinians rely on it to navigate the occupied West Bank. 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026trump on the phone:static.klipy.comMarilyn Monroe Sings Happy BirthdayAlt: Marilyn Monroe Sings Happy Birthday 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026doug burgum looks like the secret love child of grandpa munster and david ferrie 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026my face when the igor point streak is over, but the winning streak lives on #NYRangers #NYRstatic.klipy.comAlonzo Mourning's Disappointment on the BenchAlt: Alonzo Mourning's Disappointment on the Bench 010
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026shake that laffy taffy! #NYRangers #NYRstatic.klipy.comSquidward's Butt Shaking Booty ShakeAlt: Squidward's Butt Shaking Booty Shake 001
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026wtf is subban wearing tonight? lmao #NYRangers #NYR 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Not only is it a shitty thing to say, but, imo, her motive is even shittier. Honestly, I doubt she knows who Jane Doe even is, let alone what she looks like. All of this, IMO, is for attention and just a pathetic attempt to try and pressure Jane Doe into publicly coming forward. 110
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i liked it better when we were playing the trash ass red sox #Yankees 010
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Glad we have McMahon in this game for his defense #Yankees 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026the knicks are playing basketball again and all feels alright in the world (well, for these next couple of hours at least) #KnicksSky 010
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026the problem with people like this is that they look at the situation as being an either/or when really we could be doing both things 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026static.klipy.comKick Yeet GTFO Off CliffAlt: Kick Yeet GTFO Off Cliff 010
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026fun fact: igor shesterkin currently has more goals than alexander ovechkin this season #NYRangers 050
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026i fully expect trocheck to score a goal tonight #NYRangers 000
Reposted by El PastofarianCJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Walk-off pick six for the Giants 312032
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026deonte banks after that bullshit dpi call #NYGiantsstatic.klipy.comDeion Sanders' End Zone CelebrationAlt: Deion Sanders' End Zone Celebration 032
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026that dpi was atrocious… fuck these refs #NYGiants 020
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026when aaron glenn gets canned at the end of the year, i think we’ll be able to point to this game against the bears as truly being the beginning of the end for him no way in hell do you want glenn developing whoever they draft at qb in the first round in ‘27 #NYJets #Jets 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026jameis winston is making me feel really crabby this afternoon #NYGiants 020
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026jesus christ… not even manute bol would’ve been able to haul in these passes from winston today #NYGiants 020
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026THE JETS FINALLY GOT AN INTERCEPTION THIS IS NOT A DRILL #NYJets #Jetsstatic.klipy.comIt's Been 84 Years Meme - Titanic LadyAlt: It's Been 84 Years Meme - Titanic Lady 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You’re Austin Wells, not Brett fucking Gardner… WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! #Yankees 050
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026“I know more about everything than anybody in this room…” sir, that isn’t the flex you think it is, sir. 010
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026ironically, among many, many, many other examples, this statement is also evidence of his extremely low iq 010
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026imagine running for governor and being so incompetent that the commercial your campaign chooses to run the most is the one where your wife does all the talking for you while you just sit there and basically nod along in agreement well, fun fact, byron donalds doesn’t have to imagineyoutube.comChiliYouTube video by Byron Donalds for Florida 021
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i’ll take “things we’ll never see” for $2000, @kenjennings.bsky.social 030
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026that rauw alejandro song from the gta vi album goes kinda stupid open.spotify.com/track/7GtO6G...open.spotify.comMacacoa 2000 (from GTAVI: The Album)Rauw Alejandro, Grand Theft Auto VI · Macacoa 2000 (from GTAVI: The Album) · Song · 2026 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026huh, i wonder why he chose now of all times to do an exclusive interview with cbs…static.klipy.comColumbo: It's a Mystery with Peter FalkAlt: Columbo: It's a Mystery with Peter Falk 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026first they came for the nvidia chips and i did not speak out then they came for the wood chip mulch and i did not speak out then they came for the free chips and queso at on the border and there was no one left to speak for me 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026even the secret service guy here is done listening to his shit lol 020
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026ahh, yes… but don’t you dare call them nazis 010