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El Pastofarian

@breakingbadpunny.bsky.social
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I’m just here to share my zooted musings and rant into the abyss.

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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i wasn’t complaining about it lol i said it because i was shocked he didn’t stupidly burn through his timeouts like he usually does before the end of the half
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
my reaction when aaron glenn still has all of his timeouts with a minute to go in the half #NYJets
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Cynthia Erivo Shocked
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
calling another person “economically illiterate” when your boss (who you continue to go to bat for) has shown, time and time again, that he has absolutely no understanding of how tariffs work is… something
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
yeah, why on earth would you choose to accelerate your vehicle with your child in it while armed thugs in plain clothes chase after you
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
the guardians are really about to go win it all now, aren’t they?
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
i swear to god, if i see one fan say we should trade for hellefuyck… #NYR
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
holly rowe is somewhere right now watching this game like
megan in drake and josh staring at a computer screen smirking while holding a soda can
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
feel like all of this “he’s hasn’t been traded yet”, “he has been traded, but to a mystery team”, is just to squeeze every possible dollar out of the degenerates on kalshi and polymarket putting in bets on where he’s actually getting traded to
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
iggy, nooooooooo #NYR
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Brooklyn 99: Jake Peralta - I'm Gonna Go Cry
Alt: Brooklyn 99: Jake Peralta - I'm Gonna Go Cry
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Lafreniere may never not score again #NYRangers #NYR
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
pretty sure the worst of the worst are the ones who shoot into a car with a 5 year old in it
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
she’s about as sharp as a bowling ball this one
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the government everyday: “how can we make ourselves look even more ridiculous than yesterday?”
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
that cocoteo station on gta 6 is finna be prendía como mi fili 😮‍💨 they even got canalla in there!!! www.rockstargames.com/VI/music/coc...
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The Music of Grand Theft Auto VI: In-Game Radio Stations, Official Soundtrack, and More
Preview hand-picked stations from the Leonida airwaves, listen to singles from Grand Theft Auto VI: The Album, and more.
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
www.wired.com/story/the-ma...
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The Man Behind a West Bank Telegram Channel Trying to Keep Palestinian Drivers Safe
With no accurate Big Tech mapping app to help him, Anas Hattab launched a Telegram group to get himself home at night. Now nearly 350,000 Palestinians rely on it to navigate the occupied West Bank.
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
trump on the phone:
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Marilyn Monroe Sings Happy Birthday
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what does this even mean?
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
translation: “we want tax breaks”
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
doug burgum looks like the secret love child of grandpa munster and david ferrie
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my face when the igor point streak is over, but the winning streak lives on #NYRangers #NYR
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Alonzo Mourning's Disappointment on the Bench
Alt: Alonzo Mourning's Disappointment on the Bench
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
shake that laffy taffy! #NYRangers #NYR
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Squidward's Butt Shaking Booty Shake
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
wtf is subban wearing tonight? lmao #NYRangers #NYR
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Not only is it a shitty thing to say, but, imo, her motive is even shittier. Honestly, I doubt she knows who Jane Doe even is, let alone what she looks like. All of this, IMO, is for attention and just a pathetic attempt to try and pressure Jane Doe into publicly coming forward.
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
look at him showing off that high iq
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i liked it better when we were playing the trash ass red sox #Yankees
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Glad we have McMahon in this game for his defense #Yankees
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the knicks are playing basketball again and all feels alright in the world (well, for these next couple of hours at least) #KnicksSky
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the problem with people like this is that they look at the situation as being an either/or when really we could be doing both things
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Kick Yeet GTFO Off Cliff
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
fun fact: igor shesterkin currently has more goals than alexander ovechkin this season #NYRangers
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i fully expect trocheck to score a goal tonight #NYRangers
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
dear god... it's beautiful #NYGiants
a screenshot of the nfc east standings showing the giants in first place, eagles in second, cowboys in third and the commies in last place
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Walk-off pick six for the Giants
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
deonte banks after that bullshit dpi call #NYGiants
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Deion Sanders' End Zone Celebration
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
that dpi was atrocious… fuck these refs #NYGiants
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
when aaron glenn gets canned at the end of the year, i think we’ll be able to point to this game against the bears as truly being the beginning of the end for him no way in hell do you want glenn developing whoever they draft at qb in the first round in ‘27 #NYJets #Jets
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
jameis winston is making me feel really crabby this afternoon #NYGiants
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
jesus christ… not even manute bol would’ve been able to haul in these passes from winston today #NYGiants
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
THE JETS FINALLY GOT AN INTERCEPTION THIS IS NOT A DRILL #NYJets #Jets
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It's Been 84 Years Meme - Titanic Lady
Alt: It's Been 84 Years Meme - Titanic Lady
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
cavan sullivan for ballon d’or #usmnt
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You’re Austin Wells, not Brett fucking Gardner… WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?! #Yankees
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“I know more about everything than anybody in this room…” sir, that isn’t the flex you think it is, sir.
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ironically, among many, many, many other examples, this statement is also evidence of his extremely low iq
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
imagine running for governor and being so incompetent that the commercial your campaign chooses to run the most is the one where your wife does all the talking for you while you just sit there and basically nod along in agreement well, fun fact, byron donalds doesn’t have to imagine
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Chili
YouTube video by Byron Donalds for Florida
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’ll take “things we’ll never see” for $2000, @kenjennings.bsky.social
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
that rauw alejandro song from the gta vi album goes kinda stupid open.spotify.com/track/7GtO6G...
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Macacoa 2000 (from GTAVI: The Album)
Rauw Alejandro, Grand Theft Auto VI · Macacoa 2000 (from GTAVI: The Album) · Song · 2026
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
huh, i wonder why he chose now of all times to do an exclusive interview with cbs…
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Columbo: It's a Mystery with Peter Falk
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
first they came for the nvidia chips and i did not speak out then they came for the wood chip mulch and i did not speak out then they came for the free chips and queso at on the border and there was no one left to speak for me
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
even the secret service guy here is done listening to his shit lol
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El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
ahh, yes… but don’t you dare call them nazis
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