El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 34mi’ll take “things we’ll never see” for $2000, @kenjennings.bsky.social 020
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1hthat rauw alejandro song from the gta vi album goes kinda stupid open.spotify.com/track/7GtO6G...open.spotify.comMacacoa 2000 (from GTAVI: The Album)Rauw Alejandro, Grand Theft Auto VI · Macacoa 2000 (from GTAVI: The Album) · Song · 2026 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1hhuh, i wonder why he chose now of all times to do an exclusive interview with cbs…static.klipy.comColumbo: It's a Mystery with Peter FalkAlt: Columbo: It's a Mystery with Peter Falk 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 1hfirst they came for the nvidia chips and i did not speak out then they came for the wood chip mulch and i did not speak out then they came for the free chips and queso at on the border and there was no one left to speak for me 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 5heven the secret service guy here is done listening to his shit lol 020
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 14hso, obviously this conversation never happened outside of the voices in his head, but… is he implying that because his ass is so big they can’t build a new oval office? 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 15hlive look at the line of people queuing up for argentine citizenshipstatic.klipy.comKrzak Tumbleweed Rolling in DesertAlt: Krzak Tumbleweed Rolling in Desert 010
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026me the other day: “oh my god, this team’s offense is gonna dreadful this year…” me tonight: “OH MY GOD, THIS TEAM’S OFFENSE IS GONNA BE AMAZING THIS YEAR!!!” #NYRangers #NYR 110
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 02/10/2026so, is this just part of a larger plan to chisel away at the number of tsa agents we have so we can militarize our airports even more? 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026can’t sleep on thugnificent’s contributions to obama’s victory in the boondocks universem.youtube.comBoondocks: Dick Ridin ObamaYouTube video by Shorts MaGee TV 010
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026SE ACABÓ! BALL GAME OVER! WILD CARD SERIES OVER! WE SMOKING ON THAT BOSTON PACK TONIGHT!!! #Yankees 121
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026🎶 BELLI, BELLI BOMBA!!!! 🎶 #Yankeesstatic.klipy.comSelena Performs 'Bidi Bidi Bom Bom'Alt: Selena Performs 'Bidi Bidi Bom Bom' 020
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026spencer jones out here manufacturing runs in the postseason… you love to see it shoutout to georgie for the ribbie too 🫡 #Yankees 041
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026maybe i just don’t know shit about fuck, but taking sonny gray out there seems like overmanaging on boston’s part i mean, as a #Yankees fan, i ain’t mad at it lol 011
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026sonny gray looks like he drinks apple juice and pretends he’s really drinking glasses of urine samples #NYYankees #Yankees 110
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026oye, papo… let em know where the motown of salsa is, toostatic.klipy.comMan Dancing Happily on StageAlt: ben stiller in along came polly dancing at a salsa club 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026republicans: “tHeSe bRoWn PeOpLe NeEd To LeArN hOw To SpEaK eNgLiSh!” also republicans: 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026yeah, i can live with never having your inevitable dynamically priced fries ever again www.engadget.com/2272211/mcdo...engadget.comMcDonald's is reportedly using AI to "dynamically" price its burgers - EngadgetIts food isn't the only thing leaving a bad taste in customers' mouths. 010
Reposted by El PastofarianWNBA @wnba.com · 30/09/2026🗽 NEW YORK MAKES HISTORY 🗽 The New York Liberty are the first No.8 seed in WNBA history to eliminate a No.1 seed in the First Round, defeating Minnesota 2-0! 2026 WNBA Playoffs presented by Google Pixel 2038350
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Why doesn’t Cashman just make every draft pick a kid from Massachusetts? Is he stupid? #NYYankees #Yankees 100
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 30/09/2026BENNY TOLD BELLO “DAME EL ARROZ CON SALAMI, MAMAGUEVO!” #NYYankees #Yankees 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 29/09/2026katie britt’s pauses and overall cadence when she speaks is so forced lmao… she tries so hard to sound profound 001
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026even stevie could’ve seen that shit coming 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 28/09/2026could’ve saved a lot of time if they just opened up a window and let it air out 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026fun fact: even though it precedes him by about 73 years, the holland tunnel is actually named for jevon holland #NYGiants 042
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026and now brian burns is on the ground writhing in pain… #NYGiantsstatic.klipy.comPeter Griffin: Done AnnoyedAlt: Peter Griffin: Done Annoyed 020
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026it’s not even hinddsight… going for two there instead of just kicking the field goal at this point in the game is such a brain dead decision #NYJets 100
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Only at FIU can you hear them play “No Te Veo” over the stadium speakers lol open.spotify.com/track/40EDOr...open.spotify.comNo Te Veo - Digital SingleCasa De Leones · No Te Veo · Song · 2007 010
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ah, yes… people are committing fraud by *checks notes* paying for health insurance 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026static.klipy.comSnooki's Iconic 'So Anyway' MomentAlt: Snooki's Iconic 'So Anyway' Moment 010
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i wanna believe the sopranos wasn’t added because, even though the majority of the seasons ran in the 21st century, it started in the 20th… but, then they also included curb your enthusiasm which, technically, started in the 20th century too so, for that, to the @nytimes.com, i say…static.klipy.comTony Soprano The SopranosAlt: Tony Soprano The Sopranos 010
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 24/09/2026even xi’s plane is different in the background lmao the real photo for comparison: 010
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 23/09/2026somebody clearly wanted to cover up his hands with those gloves and, thus, needed to wear his jacket, too, to make it all look “completely normal” 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 22/09/2026technically correct, just not correct in the way he thinks 020
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026many don’t know, but south florida is famously known for their vibrant fall foliagestatic.klipy.comSarcasm Intensifies MemeAlt: Sarcasm Intensifies Meme 010
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Ed Sheeran? More like Ed Tearin’… ammirite?static.klipy.comSad Monkey Ba Dum Tss DrummerAlt: Sad Monkey Ba Dum Tss Drummer 010
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026blink if you want the orange prick to stfu mamdani:static.klipy.comBlinking EyesAlt: buzz lightyear blinking eyes 000
El Pastofarian @breakingbadpunny.bsky.social · 21/09/2026only thing they’re looking through is the hole this government is burning in their pockets 000
