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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant

@bratofnone.bsky.social
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Mostly feral brat, lost boy, spanko, NS middle, pan. Mischievously sweet boy looking for friends to cause chaos with! I (occasionally) listen to these bigs: @unclecadepnw.bsky.social @brisdom.bsky.social All content 18+ 🔞

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UncleCadePNW @unclecadepnw.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh Jack, I'm so incredibly sorry. May she rest in peace. 😞💔
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Hey all, surgeries over and done with! I'm feeling pretty good, mostly just tired and a little bit hungries and soooo sleepy!
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is absolutely an excellent idea! Unfortunately, I'm sure it would be immediately abused by assholes and get people wrongfully banned.
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
UGH! That's soooo frustrating and juat downright RUDE! I'm so sorry OTK. He definitely missed out on a good time. What a moron!
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thank you so much! 🥰
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So I'm having surgery Monday (fairly minor, hopefully routine) and the hospital called to give me the time they want me there. 5:30 AM Scuse me? Da heck you say? WTAF?! That's BEFORE the butt crack of dawn ffs! The flippin birds won't even be awake yet! The surgeon better be mainlining coffee!
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Tom's Exhausted Surprise
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
See! You're definitely the one who needs it! 😝
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Maybe not too old but I'm DEF too innocent! 😇
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
An fluffy blankies to snuggle under with stuffies and Dadas while eatin cookies with the hot chocolate an watchin movies! 🥰♥️
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I love it! Very cool Shady! 😍
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm not tiny!!! I'm nooooot! 🙈
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Okay I'll play! Lemme hear your thoughts!
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
That all sounds awesome! Have a great time! Glad you're getting to have some fun! You definitely deserve all the good times! Happy Birthday! 🎉🥳🎂
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Friends Ross Geller David Schwimmer Sure Nodding
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happiest of Birthdays Unca Bear! Hope you DO get birthday spanks! You definitely need em! 🤪
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Saw that coming! 😆 🤣 Snitches get switches! 😝
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I hope you have a great time! I went a couple years ago and had so much fun!
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nuh uh! I never lied! I just used an example of what "could" be said to prove it wasn't illegal! 😉😝
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Nuh uh!! I use them together all the time! As in, "Sammy is an innocent angel!" See? Not illegal! And besides, the BRAT sticker was mild! The first sticker I wrote out said SPANK ME! 😈😂
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I meaaaan.....I'm sure there's at least SOMETHING I do innocently! 🤔
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm absolutely certain that's NOT how that saying goes! It's "Play silly games and win chocolate cake, ice cream, and a trophy!" Be sure to have those ready at the next party, Bear! Thanks so much! 🤪
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I was just innocently giving him a big hug goodbye! 🤭
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Had such a great time! Thanks so much @bearspanks.bsky.social ! Btw, I think I won the party game! I tagged the top! 😆 🤪
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Nuh uh!! Party spankings don't count! They don't! 🙈
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Come play and have some fun! Impact206 is always a great time! I'll be there representing all the very good boys in the world! 😇
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
OTK!! 🙈🙈
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Awww but you look so pretty in pink! 🤭
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Dr. Z's Office @doctorzsoffice.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
September’s blog digs into how perfectionism quietly threads itself through kink roles, shaping the way we show up and pulls us out of genuine connection. This month’s reflection invites a softer, more adaptive approach to shared dynamics. dr-z.health/blog/sept-20...
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Nobody's Perfect: Unpacking Performance Anxiety in Kink Play
In his September 2026 Blog Post, "Nobody’s Perfect: Unpacking Performance Anxiety in Kink Play", Dr. Z. explores how the pressure to "get it right" can turn Dominants and submissives alike into anxiou...
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Uh....
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Dorit Kemsley: You're Twisting My Words
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You hush! No one asked you! 😤🙈
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Whoa, whoa, whoa.....let's just settle down here a little! This seems backwards! I made an achievement! I should be being rewarded! There should be cake! And ice cream! Not spanks!
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Awww, thanks so much Jon! I just realized I started playing last November and haven't played any other game. Talk about ADHD hyperfixation in action 🤣
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Not to brag, but yesterday I 100% finished Assassin's Creed Odyssey after 235 hours of play. I know, it's impressive 😌 What else have I done recently? Caught up on homework? Uh... Chores all done? Um... Important phone calls made? Well... Okay, there's far more important things to focus on here!
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Kassandra Assassins Creed Odyssey
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
🤣 Omfg, I could fit in that bag!! That could fit all my implements plus the couch to be spanked on!
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I'm gonna have to find one first! And if I find a full cane I'm gonna need a bigger bag 😆
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
😆 I had no idea that was a word for an actual person too!
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Been thinking my implement box is missing a few things.....namely a martinet and a proper cane. 🤔
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm so sorry Ryan! I hope you're doing okay! Sending hugs and best wishes! 🫂
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh yeah, that's me 😏😂
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UncleCadePNW @unclecadepnw.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is a reminder that no one carries the big stuff alone. Every life has worth & you don’t have to face hard moments by yourself. Reaching out is courage. Listening is care. Connection saves lives. You matter, your story matters & support is within reach.#SuicidePreventionMonth
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Oh you're a hundred percent right I said that! But I'm not claiming to be innocent! 🤪
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
After all the sass and defiance you gave him about the pink cage? Good fuckin luck! I admire your optimism though! 🤣
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ahem.....you were sayin? 🤭
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Umm, this coming from someone who suggested playing with fireworks? Not sure innocent is the right word exactly.... 🤭
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
*chuckling nervously* Not sure that's a good thing in this case 😬
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Awww, thanks OTK!! Trust me I'm trying! Damn lotto numbers keep being elusive! 😆
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Aww you're sweet to think that's what my butt looks like, but alas, mines bigger! 😆
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Wait....are you saying if I DON'T behave you gonna show up and spank me? Cause um, if that's gonna work, I might need to experiment....
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Dr. Z's Office @doctorzsoffice.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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