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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant

@bratofnone.bsky.social
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Mostly feral brat, lost boy, spanko, NS middle, pan. Mischievously sweet boy looking for friends to cause chaos with! I (occasionally) listen to these bigs: @unclecadepnw.bsky.social @brisdom.bsky.social All content 18+ 🔞

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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Okay I'll play! Lemme hear your thoughts!
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Had such a great time! Thanks so much @bearspanks.bsky.social ! Btw, I think I won the party game! I tagged the top! 😆 🤪
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Oh yeah, that's me 😏😂
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Ahem.....you were sayin? 🤭
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Received this as a gift today from my Dada and I freaking LOVE it so much! Could probably use some therapy too but a spanking is cheaper and almost as effective! Thank you @unclecadepnw.bsky.social ♥️🥰
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Did not know this was a thing! Absolutely embracing this to the fullest!! 😈😈
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
I'm just a boy standing here with a flame torch and a bag of fireworks wanting to blow shit up with nowhere to go... 😩
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Damn straight! 😏
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Had an absolute blast at Impact206 today! Got my butt smacked and got to smack some back! Absolutely fantastic group of people and big shout out to @wedgiewhacker.bsky.social for coming cross country so I could spank his cute bum! Here's the results of my day!
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
I'm also open to flamethrowers! 😆
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
So kinda like Count Spankulot from Codename: Kids Next Door? Quite possibly my favorite vampire vigilante ever!
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Hey all my wedgie friends....is there a name for this? 😂
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
I have a couple things! My mom loved the CheezBalls! We had them on hand all the time! Ants on a log with PB was a huge after school snack growing up! Better Cheddars and Easy Cheese were road trip favorites for us! We had the Easy Cheese on different crackers but both came in the car with us!
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Here's mine! These are my tiny fidgets! There's a stego, a horned lizard, and the REALLY special one is an axolotl named Alanah! See, I had bought an axolotl at the beach an named him Alan! But sadly, Alan was lost on a trip 😢 Dada came to the rescue an got me a new one who's named in honor of Alan!
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
She's even wearin the memorial bracelet I made for Mom's funeral. Has a hummingbird on it cause that was Mom's favorite animal. I spray a little of Mom's perfume on her too so I can keep her memory alive in my head. ♥️
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
I a little late....and this a little sad. This is Mama Dog. I got her for my Mom when she was in da hospital one time. When Mom passed last year, I took Mama Dog home and she sleeps next ta my pillow every nighs. When I miss my Mom, I hug Mama Dog and feel a little better. ♥️
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
To no one's great surprise.... 🤣
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
Waking up on Saturday, ready for cereal and cartoons in my jammies! 🥰
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
This one was tough cause I have a lotta books that make me feel like that. But I picked two! The first is Crazy Bear an it's from my bio childhood. Is very well worn cause I used to read it a lot. The second is the Little Bear books. When I'm smol, they make me feel super safe and loved. 🥰
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
This is Sebastian an Toby! Both of these was given to me by my wonnerful fiancé Keith (@otkkeith.bsky.social) and they remind me of him! They both sleep right nexta my alarm clock so they always close by watchin over my dreams!
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
This is my Muffin blankie! And it's sooooo soft! Like touchin velvet! Is very comfortin when I cold an tired an smol!
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Hey littles/middles! Ever had someone piss you off so bad you wanted to cuss em out but your big was standing right there? Ugh right? You got all this righteous anger inside an no way to express it without having your mouth soaped! Here's some fun words to mix up that even bigs can't complain about!
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
This had me gigglin like crazy! Apparently my butt's name is Queen Penis Glove! What's yours? Share so we can all laugh!
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Well, helllooo....is me! 😆
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Oooo my favorite cup is a doozy!! I LOVE this cup so much cause I feel like it fits me perfectly! Dada, you know this cup! And so does @otkkeith.bsky.social
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Hi Dadas! This is a fun game! My comfort object is someone you gonna recognize! It's Paddy Bunny! He always makes me feel better when I'm feelin sad or lonelies or smol. He gives such good snuggles that no matter what I always feel better! ♥️🥰
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 23/12/2025
Eh, in a mood...what's the worst that can happen right?
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
What's a boy to do when he realizes his house doesn't have a fireplace for Santa to get down?! He hasta get creative and make his own! No way I'm letting the fat man get away with my loot! 😱
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
I will only be singing this version of the song from now on! 😂
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
Day 2 of my video game exile: My controller has been confiscated. This prison lacks for entertainment but has great food! Marry Me chicken, mashed taters, an roasted carrots. The warden forced me into the kitchen with dire threats of wooden spoons. The boredom persists but so do I....for now.
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
Had some trouble to clear today and Bearspanks was kind enough to help me out. After a heck of a spankin and some VERY nasty soap in my mouth, I'm once again a perfect angel! 😇 (For now! 😈)
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
@shadyspanko.bsky.social Look! Dinner!! 🤭
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
🤣🤣🤣
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
This is excellent advice! Sometimes you just gotta lose it before you explode!
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
This is fantastic!
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
🤭
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
Hmmm....not sure I'm doing this right. 🤭
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 23/09/2025
Proof positive I can give as well as take a good spanking! Ben @bluntpuppyboy.bsky.social was feeling the need for a spanking and I was happy to help out! Doesn't he have a cute butt? 🤭🥰
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Nowhere near enough of this lately..... gonna need to step up my game!
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
Here's the rocks, 2 of the 3 fidget animals, and my stuffie!
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
I got pancakes today for being such a super, uber, adorable, good boy! Strawberry banana with whipped cream for this angel boy! 🥰😇😌
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Entirely possible! 😆
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 19/08/2025
😈🔥
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
My Dada made me a meme for exactly this situation! 🤣🤣
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Well ain't THIS the truth! Y'all a pack of bad influences on this little angel! 😇😝
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Any takers? I'm sick an feelin very fussy. 🥺
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Bratty Sam the Chaos Consultant @bratofnone.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
So I made a stupid mistake and drove out of town without a driver's license. I have the temp paper one and I took it out of my car to do something on the computer and forgot to put it back. Thank you Dylan @switchyd.bsky.social , for reminding me I shouldn't drive a car without ID! I'm so sore! 😖
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