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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 1h

First Past the Bar Oh wait, she didn’t do that either.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 1h

Yes, but the avocados still need another day or so though.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 2h

Umm, the CFBPC vehemently disagrees because quality losses are the new #1 criterion.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 2h

Lettuce turn now to commentary from Liz Truss

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 18h

Kyle W’s gonna shock the world just like Brent Venables did. I called it then; I’m calling this now.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 18h

Choose your own adventure. (And no, it wasn’t in reference to his doc. The only Saban doc I’m interested in is some 30 second clip of their family gathered to sing him happy birthday and he’s lounging in a recliner and Terry snarls at him “SIT UP.” I could watch that on repeat forever.)

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 18h

Don’t watch the documentary. Don’t rage-watch it. Don’t waste your breath on it. Don’t give him oxygen.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 19h

Long distance is so hard. I did it 6 months with an ex-boyfriend and we didn’t have a prayer of making it for reasons I won’t bore anyone with. When you do it right, it’s so worth it. I wish you a wonderful reunion!

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 20h

15 years since Sandy Hook. 15 fucking years. And how many DOZENS since. Same horror, different day. I can’t.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 20h

0 days since a mass shooting at an elementary school in the U.S. What is it going to take?

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 21h

You kiss your couch with that mouth?

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Your pops is a smart man. Hard agree.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The other thing that is NOWHERE in the baby literatures is the scientific evidence that cuter the baby, the more disgusting and rank-smelling the things that emit from the orifices.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

That looks amazing and also it is supremely unkind not to share.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Christina, I have only very dumb Lane jokes and you don’t want to hear them.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Maybe they shouldn’t have RIFd 99% of the federal staff and fired 99% of the contractors who were making inroads on those tax filing modernization projects they slashed.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

What a cluster. Assuming he’s choosing Bama in this sure to be ear-splitting cacophony he’s cooking up with Forehead?

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

I just passed a human driving a Waymo. The future is stupid.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

YUCK. The fact that I don’t know the hat on the left makes me happy. The forehead can pound sand.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Still an empty-ass talking head. Just older, so no interest by the MAGAt alphas to have her in the spotlight anymore. Younger cross-wearing strumpets’ turn to shine and whatnot.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Ann Coulter lookin ass, but can’t decide if with or without a neck extension implant.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

What the fuck is with this regime? None of them can stand normally nor keep their empty heads on top of their anatomically warped bodies.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Kirby takes “smoke ‘em if you got ‘em” very much to heart.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Apparently she does too. She said “my husband…I mean, the President.”

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Assuredly, it raised more questions than that.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

AND 82 ON FRIDAY STICK A FORK IN ME I’M DONE

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

So much easier said than done, but you got this. You are amazing, and you got this. 💪

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Wish people would stop plugging in pics of Nick Chubb’s neck into AI and fucking around with them. If he hasn’t yet, his neck should be insured by Lloyds of London.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

He’s named after “Strake Neck” - a Metallica banger from the 80s that sadly never got scraped off the cutting room floor. However, James Hetfield went on to commemorate the song by naming each of his guitars “Strake Neck” in its honor in Roman numeral fashion. He’s currently on Gen “Strake Neck XI.”

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

“Strake Neck” is a Metallica banger from the 80s that sadly never got scraped off the cutting room floor. However, James Hetfield went on to commemorate the song by naming each of his guitars “Strake Neck” in its honor in Roman numeral fashion. He’s currently on Gen “Strake Neck XI.”

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

“Play Strake Neck” checks out as well.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

IT IS OCTOBER WHY IS IT 85 FORKING DEGREES

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

The Charlie Watts and John Paul Jones prototype.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

That’s why I didn’t even bother to consider going to my 25th. Bunch of insurance bros and high school cheerleaders who peaked in high school and all married each other and have literally never left the Atlanta suburbs. Been off FB for years, but saw enough pro-Tea Party talk Back Then to see enough.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Okay, I’m weighing in on music talk since apparently it is The Topic of the day. The Beatles were, are, and always will be so goddamned overrated.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Yes, and as we know, 40 year olds are broke Millennial teenagers who can’t afford to buy homes because of Starbucks addiction.

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Katie (BOOrassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 14/10/2026

Can’t wait to see what our tab will be on *this* TARP bailout.

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