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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 20m

Finding out that UMass sold out its first game today for the first time since Paul Revere’s ride, so even though they lost: RANK UMASS TOP 10, YOU RANKING WANKERS.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 3h

“STOP DOING THROWS, IOWA.” -Tank

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 3h

Because Milton Bradley told us all along games can be enjoyed from 9 to 99. THAT is why.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 4h

Are we now perceiving Mizzou and Auburn?

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 4h

The 👋 is unlike any other.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 5h

But enough about Iowa City *rubs eyes* wait WHAT

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 5h

Late to the party but Happy Punting Is Winning to all who celebrate. I was born ready. Literally.

A baby girl in a white sweater and pants and socks sitting on a tree stump (not sure why there) with an Iowa Hawkeye driving cap on and an Iowa flag plates Hendrix to her.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 7h

Coming off youth soccer and catching up and are we playing with our food with Vandy? Not like we have a big game coming up or anything, but still.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 22h

Asking if Penn State is okay at this juncture kinda feels like asking a boxer post-match who’s just bled out 95% of their body weight if they wanna go to brunch. “Don’t even worry about showering! We’re all going in our sweats too!”

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 22h

AC/DC and Foo Fighters are playing together tonight?? Lucky devils, all of you, who got to indulge.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Dawgs by 50. Thank you and fuck you very much. 47.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Day 2 of solo girl dinner and this is four dishes too many to wash. Plus I need a fork for the tabouli. 😣 Maybe I’ll just use Brie as the delivery system. 🤔

A wooden board with four little bowls full of a tabluli salad, mixed nuts, kimchi pickles and olives, and hummus with pretzel sticks. In the middle is a few poorly cut Brie pieces and two sticks of dried beef jerky.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Hearing baseball and if I may pile on, go to hell, Bryce Harper.

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Hupple’s Cat @hupplescat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Sports betting is a cancer.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Me: I of course hope he heals up, but I’m more of a CFB connoisseur. Also me: I WANNA SEE JORDAN DAVIS AND JALEN CARTER PLAY IN FEBRUARY NOOOOOOOOOO

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Parenting Failure Dunnolostcount as evidenced by Tank’s library book selection of the week:

The front cover of a children’s book about the Clemson Tigers published in 2013, so it’s ancient history and full of irrelevant stats from ages and ages ago.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

*gets into car for school pickup* LITTLE BASTARD’S STILL IN HERE STILL IN HERE LITTLE BASTARD’S STILL IN HERE STILL IN HERE IT’S OCTOBER, DON’T YOU SEE I’LL GET YOU THIS TIME LITTLE FLEA LITTLE BASTARD’S STILL IN HERE STILL IN HERE

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Wrong answer only: There are two wolves inside us: One chooses Texas. The other chooses Mensa. I can tell.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

DoD lush funneling mil contracts to Musk and co. Firing qualified leaders during an unauthorized war. FBI lush silent about cyber attack against 38k Bureau staff. Operational/mission critical USCG ships falling apart while forced into icebreaker-building. The regime is a national security threat.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

There’s a mosquito in my car In my car There’s a mosquito in my car In my car All the windows are ajar But the fucker won’t fly far There’s a mosquito in my car In my car

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

The leaves have changed. It should not be 80 degrees. Carry on.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I had then, but not to the degree that I have now, an awareness of how fortunate I was that my senior thesis advisor was a McA Genius Grant fellow. I pray fellowships awarded to impassioned movers and shakers like these will not just survive but thrive despite the regime’s assault on U.S. education.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

To suggest DOGE failed suggests it succeeded at some point. Personally, and I posit millions of others would state the same: after squandering billions of AMERICAN TAXPAYER DOLLARS, let alone destroying the careers of people I know and love, not sure of any demonstrable successes.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As with political polls, you should definitely get worked up about the AP Top 25 because OH EM GEE RANK UMASS YOU COWARDS and then just move about your day. Snoogins.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

No longer, but for about 25 years I did.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

New Sunday night ritual is just the best. Before bed, Tank loves getting/giving the full recap of weekend football and usually outright forgets or misspeaks the name of a team here and there. Tonight’s was: “I CAN’T *BE-LIEVE* PENN STATE LOST TO WAKANDA.”

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Normalize acknowledging barrel jeans look goddamned awful on everyone.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Rank UMass, you poll-dancing cowards.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

tl;dr I only shop local, but am globally versed in music and technology.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

ScaREW YOU, RILEY. Love it for the Duckies. Love my Dawgies no matter what shit I talk. I fold. Coughing fita and insomnia await, yeay. Lovely watching along with y’all as always. ❤️

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Quack quack and I’m hoarse as hell!

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why is Bob Stoops doing Sonic commercials?

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Awful, I hope Moore’s okay. That was so ugly.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Is Dante Moore moving? Why is he still on the field?

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

That USC kid smiling such a shit-eating grin. What a punk.

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Katie (Brassafrass) @brassafrass.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

MUCH of it is misdirected aggression symptomatic of trauma the PARENTS experienced and desperately needed and (ironically) never got help for because they’re too busy chiding their kids for being “weak” for seeking therapy b/c they are self-aware enough to feel they would benefit from it.

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Vineyard Dawg @vineyarddawg.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Them Dawgs, imho

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