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Wendy

@branwenshoop.com
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lesbo cybersplatterpunk / game dev in pgh @pinkhoneycomb.com / bumouts, minors + AI dipshits d.n.i.

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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 05/10/2026
Also, I've been going to the Sunday dinner thing at Brillo often enough now that they're getting fancy with my shit like I'm a regular or whatever:
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 05/10/2026
Folks, I got to play a genuine Grundig yesterday
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 12/09/2026
Just figured out the version of "In The City" on the Chromatics EP of the same name is a little... askew @ 106 BPM.. The After Dark version at 107 BPM plays just fine. Check this out - I hit play on both at the same time and they're already horsin' out a few bars in.
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 11/09/2026
The Bit Bridge Halloween Showcase is coming up October 24! It costs zero dollars to get in and it's a great time. RSVP here: www.eventbrite.com/e/bit-bridge...
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 25/08/2026
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 24/08/2026
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 08/08/2026
Apparently it's #internationalcatday so here's this ridiculous photo of Raya sitting funny, as she does on occasion.
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 07/08/2026
Finally pulled the trigger on a copy of the Nectaris Guide Book... for some reason, I thought it'd be some big floppy thing, but it's only A5 sized! Anyway, check out these blueprints n' maps n' shit!! Nice. 🙂‍↕️👍🏻
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 05/08/2026
Just got the 40th anniversary version of this hot off the presses... the original was only 8 tracks long... this is 18.
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 01/08/2026
I need this REAL BAD
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 26/07/2026
Look at the fucking gauzy curtains on this parking garage! Goddamn! I love this shit!!
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 25/07/2026
Nice time at Bagel Shoppe
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 14/07/2026
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 09/07/2026
Stay tuned to this account for all the hip, happening news on Professional Doofus Baby Raya
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 04/07/2026
(Favorite overall shot)
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 04/07/2026
(Favorite scene)
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 30/06/2026
Lmaooo yeah that sounds about right
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 02/06/2026
I just realized I remember this epiphany so clearly that I can pinpoint the exact parking lot. I was using McDonalds wifi to play Mario Kart DS.
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 14/05/2026
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 05/05/2026
And folks, we finally got Maximum Larry this past weekend, amen.
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 27/04/2026
here ya go!
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 26/04/2026
another day running the zaibatsu. everyone keeps asking me if we can branch out into the clock manufacturing industry. buddy, they wont even let me produce textiles.
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 25/04/2026
Havin a rough time on that there dayquil choo-choo.
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 06/04/2026
critical levels of self-parody
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 01/04/2026
"FREE PEANUT BUTTER MELTAWAY EGG WITH EVERY BOTOX TREATMENT"
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 27/03/2026
Anchovy
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 07/03/2026
Welp,
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 05/03/2026
There are some 1980s-style translation quirks in the bios, but who cares. As far as bonus options, you get nothing other than the CRT goofball stuff and the rewind function. So now when I start out in Noto, I can cheese it when I get attacked before my first turn, har har.
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 27/02/2026
First thing I saw when I opened my eyes this morning:
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 20/02/2026
For anyone wondering (since I couldn't find any info), Console Archives Dezaemon has a pretty friendly manual situation despite the game being untranslated. Pretty considerate, ngl! (I figured this photo was a pretty good example.)
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 17/02/2026
*places phone in left flannel pocket* *phone immediately falls to the floor*
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 14/02/2026
It's your WHAT?!?
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 14/02/2026
Idk what to think about this? I don't really fuck with her other two movies and I have no idea who Alex G is but I might have to see this just because of Paul Buchanan alone.
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 02/02/2026
Quinn and I tried the meal kit thing on a one-week only basis, and while the amount of dirty dishes we've made has been horrendous, this bougie thanksgiving freakout bowl with cabbage/carrots/mushrooms/walnuts/mashed potatoes and cranberries and whatever else was wild good.
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 26/01/2026
Did not do everything I planned today, played a lot of Divers instead. Now, sleep. 😴
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 21/01/2026
amen. 🙏🏻
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 10/01/2026
This is The Rover. When I was really tired late last night I accidentally started calling it "the buggy" and layer had to find/replace every instance of "buggy" with "rover".
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 06/01/2026
That doesn't even sound like a real donut...
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 06/01/2026
She's "teekin a beeth" as they say in some parts of the antipodes
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 02/01/2026
there's a LOT on my 'to be played in 2025' list from last year that i didn't get to, wow. also, 2026's list is already off to a roaring start:
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 02/01/2026
Top 90 games I played in 2025: (as the first image notes, anything with an asterisk was released this year, anything with a dash was a 2025 rerelease of an older thing, and i did not include early access games cos it seems tacky to judge stuff that's incomplete.)
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 01/01/2026
Just asked my cat out loud, "Do I want to accept a fief and become a lord?" and her response was to say "Brrrt," then start staring at my laundry basket.
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 23/12/2025
I've prepared this photo for when any of my hometown friends asks me this week: "what have you been doing with your life?"
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 23/12/2025
Our little bundle of joy is sitting on my goddamned throat
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 20/12/2025
welccome to....... ...........the internet........
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 19/12/2025
Sometimes it's great to encourage the player! / Sometimes it's great to discourage the player.
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 06/12/2025
Steph is witnessing the glory of Thumper 😌
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 06/12/2025
Tiny Friend
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 29/11/2025
hahahahahahaaaa YEAH
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Wendy @branwenshoop.com · 27/11/2025
Looks like my collector's edition of Thumper gets here tomorrow, so I can spend most of the weekend being a VR scumbag
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