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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

when you read actual patents and realize that's how the average applicant records their device

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

if you'll only take the time / it's a treat to ditch the brine

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

my guy said by grabthar's hammer but for loose stools

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Back in the revolutionary 60s, the working class had solidarity with Johnny Cash's lineman, deployed to the middle of nowhere by Bell, missing his family. Can't help but think we need that feeling for gig workers today

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Alex @alxlndomountain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Scott Wiener has been cultivating the tech right for years and look at the selections he's harvested in his Basket of Deplorables Sam Altman Garry Tan Chris Larsen Marc Andreesen Michael Moritz David Sachs I know I missed many but one basken can only fit so much...

scott wiener against a background of surveillance dystopia holding a basket with tech fascists of san francisco

Sam Altman
Garry Tan
Chris Larsen
Marc Andreesen
Michael Moritz
David Sachs

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The platforms themselves are remarkably thin. Doordash for the longest time didn't even talk to the restaurant. In better years, the conversation has been around converting them to worker-owned cooperatives. But I think you're right, the means of distribution must be appropriated.

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

I was a Linux developer at the turn of the century, and only two words come to mind: gas station

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

“How dare Abdul El Sayed run for Senate, knowing how many people died on 9/11” is something I’m expecting Fetterman to rhythmically grunt out sometime in the next week or so

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Exaactly! This is what hogging the leg machine does

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

This guy’s workout needs to include his glutes way more, his ass looks like a pancake

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Raiders training camp is as close to an elder scrolls thieves guild as we’ll get in this world

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Honestly, it makes me want to take that hunk of junk to the nearest river and put it in the water

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

If there was bribery involved, that’s an automatic inclusion

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

In San Francisco, the district attorney tried to slap felony kidnapping charges on 26 people who stopped traffic on the Golden Gate Bridge. It didn’t work, but our legal system desperately wants to do what the UK does

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

What if Pip was an entitled Zoomer

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

“Scrooge, you gotta stop man, you gotta change your life!” “What are you a cop?” etc

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ProPublica @propublica.org · 27/08/2026

DHS repeatedly said that an aggressive Chicago apartment raid was prompted by intel on a Venezuelan gang takeover. Records reveal the real story behind the raid: targeting alleged squatters with the landlord’s blessing. 👂 Listen to the full episode:

podcasts.apple.com

The True Story of Why Immigration Agents Raided a Chicago Apartment Building

Podcast Episode · Paper Trail · August 20 · 42m

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

The boat that breaks your ankles before capsizing in harbor

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Dolly Parton should have been in Red Alert

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

it’s magoo syndrome induced by chronic alcoholism

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

kids deserve as many dads as they want so does the crocodile

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

today, the timeline provides... spheres

very round animals next to very round humans

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

You asked so nicely, so here’s the new me

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

I hope so! That many plants in the bedroom just looks like a mess of breathing problems

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

The magnetic catapults were a terrible idea and never worked, but I personally love the dialectic here in that he’s doing more to undermine military readiness than any adversary

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Crouching and covering as an offensive posture goes with “not in the face!” as a battle cry

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

Casually pouring the juice out of canned corn

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

“Maybe he was really supportive at a time when she needed it, and that formed the basis of mutual respect and growth” sounds like a lot of work, and is too grounded in material conditions. Listen Mack, I want something metaphysical so that I can wallow in ennui!

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

For other curious folks, the so-called "bad people" in question were Salah Khalaf (senior member of Fatah, a Palestinian social democratic party) and Atef Bseiso (intelligence liaison officer of Palestine Liberation Organization). They were assassinated by Israel and Saddam Hussein

en.wikipedia.org

Corbyn wreath-laying controversy - Wikipedia

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 03/08/2026

That is some uncanny logic. “Anduril only kills Russians, not children.” Let’s recall that Anduril’s next biggest contract is CBP. There’s only one way to square this: Russian children and children crossing the border aren’t human and must be butchered. This N64 clone is dripping with kids’ blood

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Reads like a Smiling Friends bit, but is actually true

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Tragedy of a Loomertic, is this anything

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

one reply is cassavetes, which is like...

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

If you’ve listened to him talk off stage, he’s been like this for nearly 20 years now. He just used to sprinkle in some anti-megacorp talk, I’m guessing because of his guilt about the Amazon money. Ruby and Rails deserved so much better

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

Kiddo squealed at a passing LRV, feels like a win

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I had an employee who kept microwaving fish past the point of explosion

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Auden's Goose @brantaaudensis.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

I know a lot about a major airframe manufacturer’s eVTOL project, I built an air taxi app, and we ran operations in 3 countries to feel out the market. The principal utility is transferring between regional airports. Air taxis just proxy for the missing intercity high speed rail mode

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