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Coffee-fuelled Clydesdale. 20% more horsey than the next leading horse.

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Arcais Panda @arcais.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
HEY! CONSENT IS KEY! 💋 Inktober day 5 - Smack for @branston.horse with a cheeky little cameo from @chargan.bsky.social
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 05/10/2026
Saw this and all I could think of is "Blimey, Phil Collins is looking great in his late 70s"
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 04/10/2026
Weird day. Weird... weird... day.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 30/09/2026
Seems to me everyone wants better services in this country but nobody wants to pay for it.
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The Simpsons Homer Simpson
ALT: The Simpsons Homer Simpson
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 29/09/2026
Work this week has me repeatedly trying to estimate development work for a client that has no money to spend, and if we billed out my time repeatedly doing this that would probably cover the cost of the development in itself.
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Man Jumps Out Office Window During Meeting
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Rabosa al Forn @rabosaalforn.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
"Is it ready?" "I don't think..." "Did I hear it's ready??" "... let me check..." Mustelids are not the most patient creatures on earth. -- I feel like using traditional media again lately. I guess I needed a change.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 22/09/2026
This is a 'sudden clarity clarence' moment as I realise I makes far more sense to pay for a bench you can enjoy while you are alive than one that people sit their asses on after you are dead.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 22/09/2026
Microshit really are gutting everything aren't they? What an amazing business strategy, kill off every studio in a "what have you done for me lately?" move. But somehow still rely on Gamepass as a core value prop? £15 a month for solitaire is the future. www.rockpapershotgun.com/xbox-lay-off...
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Xbox lay off 268 people as Activision take over Halo and Rare, while Obsidian become part of Bethesda, plus Forza and Fable studios merge
Xbox have laid off 268 people as part of their second round of mass cuts this year, while also reorganising the structure of their remaining studios.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 22/09/2026
it really is "doing the rounds"
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 22/09/2026
Ok this thing has outstayed its welcome now 🤧
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Sick Man in Bed: 'I'm Dying'
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 21/09/2026
Death stalks me.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 20/09/2026
... Let's hope coffee can flush this crap out this morning ☕
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 19/09/2026
Broken my two year streak of not getting sick by picking up the the most basic-bitch cold in existence 🤧
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 18/09/2026
Wrapped up on my dissertation viva today and its slowly sinking in that I am done with my MSc. Still need to see the final outcome but... 🍾🍾🍾
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 18/09/2026
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Lilian's 'Gay Judas!' Moment in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
ALT: Lilian's 'Gay Judas!' Moment in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
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Frame Fatales @framefatales.com · 18/09/2026
Good timezone chat! We're rolling into a jam-packed Friday of fun and runs in support of Malala Fund over at gdq.gg/live! #FlameFatales
Katamari ball with characters from Friday's game schedule: Sonic, Super Puzzled Cat, Claire a la Mode, Windswept, Vampire: The Masquerade — Bloodlines 2, Kingdom Hearts Final Mix HD, and more.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 17/09/2026
@viridianbirch.bsky.social reminded me of this earlier in the week and its the motivation we all need.
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Dropout Tv Make Some Noise
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 17/09/2026
Rattling the tin mug down the inside of the bars of my brain.
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Frame Fatales @framefatales.com · 13/09/2026
Everyone get your hiking gear ready, because #FlameFatales 2026 is officially LIVE, supporting Malala Fund! Join us ALL WEEK at both gdq.gg/live AND youtube.com/gamesdonequick to support an incredible cause, as well as all of the amazing women and femmes in speedrunning!
A badge with rounded edges featuring a mountain range in front of sunflowers. At the bottom, it reads "FLAME FATALES is now LIVE!!!." It is all in front of a pastel yellow background.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 13/09/2026
Its Sunday and I am staring at my combined Steam and PS5 game libraries that have hundreds of titles and thinking "I have literally nothing to play"
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 12/09/2026
I want you to know I am enjoying this out of context 5-stages-of-grief thread.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 10/09/2026
During the 90s, one of my mum's friends wrote to her because the phone was always engaged with me using the dial-up.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 10/09/2026
WAIT. Don't get my hopes up for more food articles! 🌭
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 10/09/2026
Cat has put herself away again. How considerate.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 10/09/2026
That orange c*nt is actually trying to bribe an electorate.
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Happy New: We Are Laughing
ALT: Happy New: We Are Laughing
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 09/09/2026
Please enjoy the government mandated happiness.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 09/09/2026
With uni stuff much less intense but still plodding towards the finish line over the next two weeks, its really hard to find my zen. 80% of me is chill but the remaining 20% keeps mentally scaring me with "its not over yet".
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
panel 1
man thinking: Am I still a good person if helping others also benefits me? 

panel 2
disembodied voice from far away: Hey, man

panel 3
picture of the entire universe: It's me, the universe

panel 4
universe: Be kind, I don't care why
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 08/09/2026
Big hugs. ❤️
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 08/09/2026
Woah that's good work 👏
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 07/09/2026
I had the best cup of coffee I have ever had in my life in Vienna. And no I can't remember where it was
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 05/09/2026
...lol apparently I'm literately being asked to pay for nothing.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 05/09/2026
Significantly de-googled this year to the point that as the renewal date arrives for my Google One I am taking no small delight in the slightly panic'd "You are going to lose access to your benefits" emails being sent at regular intervals. Its an automated 5-stages of grief but it will do.
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Phil Fletcher @philfletcher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A puppet performing a puppet on the radio!! Yes please… #behindthescenes
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 03/09/2026
I am a seasoned speaker and have no qualms about presenting to audiences big and small. But the definition of madness is practicing to an empty room. Its creepy and makes my skin crawl just speaking an audience of myself... So this lil guy is going to have to be my audience.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 03/09/2026
its when they all stop and you realise your teeth are making the same noise
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 02/09/2026
I know some nice old ladies who would love to educate you on Mother Night.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 01/09/2026
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Inktober Intensifies Logo
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 01/09/2026
Big hugs to you Felder 😔
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 01/09/2026
This summer has been awful for maintaining fitness. I'm not making a 5km straight anymore. I'm having to build it back up via interval running 😭
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Michal Shafrir @handle.invalid · 31/08/2026
here to announce my halloween costume will have a treasure hunting minigame, obviously
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title reads, "Suddenly Finding A New Obsession".
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, in front of her computer. She has a bored expression on her face.
In the second panel we zoom in on her face. She looks suddenly alert.
In the third panel we zoom in even closer on her face. Her eyes and mouth are wide open in intrigue.
In the fourth panel we zoom out and see Sarah in front of her computer again, but this time she is dressed in a frog costume, surrounded by frog toys, and has an "I heart frogs" poster behind her.
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🤣
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 29/08/2026
I'm just going to be kind to myself and give myself the day off... pfffffffffffffffffffft... 🤯😴
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 28/08/2026
I love my family but they really are the experts in 1-upping you on how crappy a life situation is. 🙄
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 28/08/2026
yeah, and some had already shifted their dates from previously announced GTA release dates at least once!
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 28/08/2026
The amount of GTA gaming "news" coverage over the rest of this year is going to be insufferable. Its not like anyone needs convincing if they are going to play it or not. RIP any other games that want column inches in the next 6 months.
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