Reposted by Branston ☕Arcais Panda @arcais.bsky.social · 05/10/2026HEY! CONSENT IS KEY! 💋 Inktober day 5 - Smack for @branston.horse with a cheeky little cameo from @chargan.bsky.social 1101
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 05/10/2026Saw this and all I could think of is "Blimey, Phil Collins is looking great in his late 70s" 000
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 30/09/2026Seems to me everyone wants better services in this country but nobody wants to pay for it.static.klipy.comThe Simpsons Homer SimpsonALT: The Simpsons Homer Simpson 110
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 29/09/2026Work this week has me repeatedly trying to estimate development work for a client that has no money to spend, and if we billed out my time repeatedly doing this that would probably cover the cost of the development in itself.static.klipy.comMan Jumps Out Office Window During MeetingALT: Man Jumps Out Office Window During Meeting 011
Reposted by Branston ☕Rabosa al Forn @rabosaalforn.bsky.social · 03/11/2025"Is it ready?" "I don't think..." "Did I hear it's ready??" "... let me check..." Mustelids are not the most patient creatures on earth. -- I feel like using traditional media again lately. I guess I needed a change. 363373941
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 22/09/2026This is a 'sudden clarity clarence' moment as I realise I makes far more sense to pay for a bench you can enjoy while you are alive than one that people sit their asses on after you are dead. 030
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 22/09/2026Microshit really are gutting everything aren't they? What an amazing business strategy, kill off every studio in a "what have you done for me lately?" move. But somehow still rely on Gamepass as a core value prop? £15 a month for solitaire is the future. www.rockpapershotgun.com/xbox-lay-off...rockpapershotgun.comXbox lay off 268 people as Activision take over Halo and Rare, while Obsidian become part of Bethesda, plus Forza and Fable studios mergeXbox have laid off 268 people as part of their second round of mass cuts this year, while also reorganising the structure of their remaining studios. 020
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 22/09/2026Ok this thing has outstayed its welcome now 🤧static.klipy.comSick Man in Bed: 'I'm Dying'ALT: Sick Man in Bed: 'I'm Dying' 000
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 20/09/2026... Let's hope coffee can flush this crap out this morning ☕ 120
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 19/09/2026Broken my two year streak of not getting sick by picking up the the most basic-bitch cold in existence 🤧 330
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 18/09/2026Wrapped up on my dissertation viva today and its slowly sinking in that I am done with my MSc. Still need to see the final outcome but... 🍾🍾🍾 031
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comLilian's 'Gay Judas!' Moment in Unbreakable Kimmy SchmidtALT: Lilian's 'Gay Judas!' Moment in Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt 100
Reposted by Branston ☕Frame Fatales @framefatales.com · 18/09/2026Good timezone chat! We're rolling into a jam-packed Friday of fun and runs in support of Malala Fund over at gdq.gg/live! #FlameFatales 15014
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 17/09/2026@viridianbirch.bsky.social reminded me of this earlier in the week and its the motivation we all need.static.klipy.comDropout Tv Make Some NoiseALT: Dropout Tv Make Some Noise 040
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 17/09/2026Rattling the tin mug down the inside of the bars of my brain. 110
Reposted by Branston ☕Frame Fatales @framefatales.com · 13/09/2026Everyone get your hiking gear ready, because #FlameFatales 2026 is officially LIVE, supporting Malala Fund! Join us ALL WEEK at both gdq.gg/live AND youtube.com/gamesdonequick to support an incredible cause, as well as all of the amazing women and femmes in speedrunning! 011687
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 13/09/2026Its Sunday and I am staring at my combined Steam and PS5 game libraries that have hundreds of titles and thinking "I have literally nothing to play" 010
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 12/09/2026I want you to know I am enjoying this out of context 5-stages-of-grief thread. 110
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 10/09/2026During the 90s, one of my mum's friends wrote to her because the phone was always engaged with me using the dial-up. 010
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 10/09/2026That orange c*nt is actually trying to bribe an electorate.static.klipy.comHappy New: We Are LaughingALT: Happy New: We Are Laughing 100
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 09/09/2026With uni stuff much less intense but still plodding towards the finish line over the next two weeks, its really hard to find my zen. 80% of me is chill but the remaining 20% keeps mentally scaring me with "its not over yet". 010
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 07/09/2026I had the best cup of coffee I have ever had in my life in Vienna. And no I can't remember where it was 000
Reposted by Branston ☕gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage 14059921621
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 05/09/2026...lol apparently I'm literately being asked to pay for nothing. 020
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 05/09/2026Significantly de-googled this year to the point that as the renewal date arrives for my Google One I am taking no small delight in the slightly panic'd "You are going to lose access to your benefits" emails being sent at regular intervals. Its an automated 5-stages of grief but it will do. 100
Reposted by Branston ☕Phil Fletcher @philfletcher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A puppet performing a puppet on the radio!! Yes please… #behindthescenes 494401926
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 03/09/2026I am a seasoned speaker and have no qualms about presenting to audiences big and small. But the definition of madness is practicing to an empty room. Its creepy and makes my skin crawl just speaking an audience of myself... So this lil guy is going to have to be my audience. 150
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 03/09/2026its when they all stop and you realise your teeth are making the same noise 110
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 02/09/2026I know some nice old ladies who would love to educate you on Mother Night. 110
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 01/09/2026static.klipy.comInktober Intensifies LogoALT: Inktober Intensifies Logo 100
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 01/09/2026This summer has been awful for maintaining fitness. I'm not making a 5km straight anymore. I'm having to build it back up via interval running 😭 010
Reposted by Branston ☕Michal Shafrir @handle.invalid · 31/08/2026here to announce my halloween costume will have a treasure hunting minigame, obviously 914038
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 29/08/2026I'm just going to be kind to myself and give myself the day off... pfffffffffffffffffffft... 🤯😴 030
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 28/08/2026I love my family but they really are the experts in 1-upping you on how crappy a life situation is. 🙄 010
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 28/08/2026yeah, and some had already shifted their dates from previously announced GTA release dates at least once! 000
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 28/08/2026The amount of GTA gaming "news" coverage over the rest of this year is going to be insufferable. Its not like anyone needs convincing if they are going to play it or not. RIP any other games that want column inches in the next 6 months. 250