Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 13hSeems to me everyone wants better services in this country but nobody wants to pay for it.static.klipy.comThe Simpsons Homer SimpsonALT: The Simpsons Homer Simpson 110
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 29/09/2026Work this week has me repeatedly trying to estimate development work for a client that has no money to spend, and if we billed out my time repeatedly doing this that would probably cover the cost of the development in itself.static.klipy.comMan Jumps Out Office Window During MeetingALT: Man Jumps Out Office Window During Meeting 010
Reposted by Branston ☕Rabosa al Forn @rabosaalforn.bsky.social · 03/11/2025"Is it ready?" "I don't think..." "Did I hear it's ready??" "... let me check..." Mustelids are not the most patient creatures on earth. -- I feel like using traditional media again lately. I guess I needed a change. 363373942
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 22/09/2026This is a 'sudden clarity clarence' moment as I realise I makes far more sense to pay for a bench you can enjoy while you are alive than one that people sit their asses on after you are dead. 030
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 22/09/2026Microshit really are gutting everything aren't they? What an amazing business strategy, kill off every studio in a "what have you done for me lately?" move. But somehow still rely on Gamepass as a core value prop? £15 a month for solitaire is the future. www.rockpapershotgun.com/xbox-lay-off...rockpapershotgun.comXbox lay off 268 people as Activision take over Halo and Rare, while Obsidian become part of Bethesda, plus Forza and Fable studios mergeXbox have laid off 268 people as part of their second round of mass cuts this year, while also reorganising the structure of their remaining studios. 020
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 19/09/2026Broken my two year streak of not getting sick by picking up the the most basic-bitch cold in existence 🤧 330
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 18/09/2026Wrapped up on my dissertation viva today and its slowly sinking in that I am done with my MSc. Still need to see the final outcome but... 🍾🍾🍾 031
Reposted by Branston ☕Frame Fatales @framefatales.com · 18/09/2026Good timezone chat! We're rolling into a jam-packed Friday of fun and runs in support of Malala Fund over at gdq.gg/live! #FlameFatales 15014
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 17/09/2026Rattling the tin mug down the inside of the bars of my brain. 110
Reposted by Branston ☕Frame Fatales @framefatales.com · 13/09/2026Everyone get your hiking gear ready, because #FlameFatales 2026 is officially LIVE, supporting Malala Fund! Join us ALL WEEK at both gdq.gg/live AND youtube.com/gamesdonequick to support an incredible cause, as well as all of the amazing women and femmes in speedrunning! 011687
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 13/09/2026Its Sunday and I am staring at my combined Steam and PS5 game libraries that have hundreds of titles and thinking "I have literally nothing to play" 010
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 10/09/2026That orange c*nt is actually trying to bribe an electorate.static.klipy.comHappy New: We Are LaughingALT: Happy New: We Are Laughing 100
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 09/09/2026With uni stuff much less intense but still plodding towards the finish line over the next two weeks, its really hard to find my zen. 80% of me is chill but the remaining 20% keeps mentally scaring me with "its not over yet". 010
Reposted by Branston ☕gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage 14059931622
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 05/09/2026Significantly de-googled this year to the point that as the renewal date arrives for my Google One I am taking no small delight in the slightly panic'd "You are going to lose access to your benefits" emails being sent at regular intervals. Its an automated 5-stages of grief but it will do. 100
Reposted by Branston ☕Phil Fletcher @philfletcher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026A puppet performing a puppet on the radio!! Yes please… #behindthescenes 494400926
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 03/09/2026I am a seasoned speaker and have no qualms about presenting to audiences big and small. But the definition of madness is practicing to an empty room. Its creepy and makes my skin crawl just speaking an audience of myself... So this lil guy is going to have to be my audience. 150
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 01/09/2026This summer has been awful for maintaining fitness. I'm not making a 5km straight anymore. I'm having to build it back up via interval running 😭 010
Reposted by Branston ☕Michal Shafrir @miexriir.bsky.social · 31/08/2026here to announce my halloween costume will have a treasure hunting minigame, obviously 914038
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 29/08/2026I'm just going to be kind to myself and give myself the day off... pfffffffffffffffffffft... 🤯😴 030
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 28/08/2026I love my family but they really are the experts in 1-upping you on how crappy a life situation is. 🙄 010
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 28/08/2026The amount of GTA gaming "news" coverage over the rest of this year is going to be insufferable. Its not like anyone needs convincing if they are going to play it or not. RIP any other games that want column inches in the next 6 months. 250
Reposted by Branston ☕Make Some Noise @makesomenoise.dropout.tv · 26/08/2026If not for Tim Curry, Brennan wouldn't have gotten a job at CollegeHumor, and Dropout would be a very different place today... 21528583
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 27/08/2026After the past couple of days, nature is healing. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...bbc.co.ukConvicted Bosnian Serb war criminal Mladić dies aged 84He was jailed for life in 2017 for genocide, war crimes and crimes against humanity during the wars in the ex-Yugoslavia in 1992-95. 020
Reposted by Branston ☕Vogel 🇬🇧 🏳️🌈 @vogelarts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026youtube.com/shorts/G1t-U...youtube.comRealistic Dolly Parton Ft. Bridie Connell (short)YouTube video by Tom Cardy 0106
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 26/08/2026static.klipy.comTim Curry as Wadsworth in Clue The MovieALT: Tim Curry as Wadsworth in Clue The Movie 020
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 26/08/2026Trump this morning seeing all the flags flying at half-mast, hastily writing an executive order to make it so that the same thing happens for him but before he dies so he can see it. 100
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 26/08/2026I really need to take my own advice re my dissertation doc.static.klipy.comGrace Penn: Stop Touching ItALT: Grace Penn: Stop Touching It 120
Reposted by Branston ☕Alice Dryden @huskyteer.co.uk · 25/08/2026SCENE: an advertising agency in the 2070s. CREATIVE DIRECTOR (who is 13): Ya, make it retro. Like one of those Twenties AI images. 3101
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 25/08/2026🧵Speaking to a friend recently, we both feel that our time with AAA gaming is basically at an end. For the 40+ years i've been playing games as my main hobby it feels like pricing and the cost of development means the bottom is about to fall out of the industry, and GTA 6 is the last hurrah (1/3) 2101
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 24/08/2026One week until dissertation turn in and the urge to hit the supermarkets to stock up on trash comfort food is really bad. 030
Reposted by Branston ☕Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026The FDA has announced a nationwide recall of Bowl of Poop, stating that the dish is 'made of poop' and 'might have poop in it'. 231410309
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 22/08/2026This evening has been wild. I finished the last major outstanding bit of 3 solid months of dissertation work and the mental and physical high of decompression has hit me like a bus. It's like a free chemical high I've been riding for hours. I've been naturally drunk all evening. 🧠 🥴 070
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 21/08/2026Laziest #FursuitFriday RT ever. 🦜: Me 🧵: @madebymercury.bsky.social 021
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 21/08/2026I've been so under the kosh this summer I didn't even realise it is the York furs summer party this weekend 😞 000
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 20/08/2026The sky is crying... 🌧️ Typing this I realise I really should go dive back into Blues music. I used to listen to it loads when I was younger. BB King, Stevie RV, Muddy Walters, Clapton (yes i know), Robert Johnson, Howlin Wolf. Its a rich genre.static.klipy.comStevie Ray Vaughan (SRV) Guitar Solo LiveALT: Stevie Ray Vaughan (SRV) Guitar Solo Live 000
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 18/08/2026So monumentally tired. Sick of the four hours a night im getting. 100
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 12/08/2026Casually watching the eclipse through my solar panel output. 1100
Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 10/08/2026Whelp... Time to book a visit to the head doctor.static.klipy.comWoman Drinking Wine To TherapyALT: Woman Drinking Wine To Therapy 100