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Coffee-fuelled Clydesdale. 20% more horsey than the next leading horse.

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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 13h
Seems to me everyone wants better services in this country but nobody wants to pay for it.
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The Simpsons Homer Simpson
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 29/09/2026
Work this week has me repeatedly trying to estimate development work for a client that has no money to spend, and if we billed out my time repeatedly doing this that would probably cover the cost of the development in itself.
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Man Jumps Out Office Window During Meeting
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my ordinary life @calne.ca · 27/09/2026
im very busy
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Rabosa al Forn @rabosaalforn.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
"Is it ready?" "I don't think..." "Did I hear it's ready??" "... let me check..." Mustelids are not the most patient creatures on earth. -- I feel like using traditional media again lately. I guess I needed a change.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 22/09/2026
This is a 'sudden clarity clarence' moment as I realise I makes far more sense to pay for a bench you can enjoy while you are alive than one that people sit their asses on after you are dead.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 22/09/2026
Microshit really are gutting everything aren't they? What an amazing business strategy, kill off every studio in a "what have you done for me lately?" move. But somehow still rely on Gamepass as a core value prop? £15 a month for solitaire is the future. www.rockpapershotgun.com/xbox-lay-off...
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Xbox lay off 268 people as Activision take over Halo and Rare, while Obsidian become part of Bethesda, plus Forza and Fable studios merge
Xbox have laid off 268 people as part of their second round of mass cuts this year, while also reorganising the structure of their remaining studios.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 21/09/2026
Death stalks me.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 19/09/2026
Broken my two year streak of not getting sick by picking up the the most basic-bitch cold in existence 🤧
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 18/09/2026
Wrapped up on my dissertation viva today and its slowly sinking in that I am done with my MSc. Still need to see the final outcome but... 🍾🍾🍾
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Frame Fatales @framefatales.com · 18/09/2026
Good timezone chat! We're rolling into a jam-packed Friday of fun and runs in support of Malala Fund over at gdq.gg/live! #FlameFatales
Katamari ball with characters from Friday's game schedule: Sonic, Super Puzzled Cat, Claire a la Mode, Windswept, Vampire: The Masquerade — Bloodlines 2, Kingdom Hearts Final Mix HD, and more.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 17/09/2026
Rattling the tin mug down the inside of the bars of my brain.
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Frame Fatales @framefatales.com · 13/09/2026
Everyone get your hiking gear ready, because #FlameFatales 2026 is officially LIVE, supporting Malala Fund! Join us ALL WEEK at both gdq.gg/live AND youtube.com/gamesdonequick to support an incredible cause, as well as all of the amazing women and femmes in speedrunning!
A badge with rounded edges featuring a mountain range in front of sunflowers. At the bottom, it reads "FLAME FATALES is now LIVE!!!." It is all in front of a pastel yellow background.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 13/09/2026
Its Sunday and I am staring at my combined Steam and PS5 game libraries that have hundreds of titles and thinking "I have literally nothing to play"
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 10/09/2026
Cat has put herself away again. How considerate.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 10/09/2026
That orange c*nt is actually trying to bribe an electorate.
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Happy New: We Are Laughing
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 09/09/2026
With uni stuff much less intense but still plodding towards the finish line over the next two weeks, its really hard to find my zen. 80% of me is chill but the remaining 20% keeps mentally scaring me with "its not over yet".
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Martin Rosner @hotpaper.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
panel 1
man thinking: Am I still a good person if helping others also benefits me? 

panel 2
disembodied voice from far away: Hey, man

panel 3
picture of the entire universe: It's me, the universe

panel 4
universe: Be kind, I don't care why
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
found this in the top posts and it succeeds in being very funny while also inducing a borderline homicidal rage
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 05/09/2026
Significantly de-googled this year to the point that as the renewal date arrives for my Google One I am taking no small delight in the slightly panic'd "You are going to lose access to your benefits" emails being sent at regular intervals. Its an automated 5-stages of grief but it will do.
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Phil Fletcher @philfletcher.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A puppet performing a puppet on the radio!! Yes please… #behindthescenes
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 03/09/2026
I am a seasoned speaker and have no qualms about presenting to audiences big and small. But the definition of madness is practicing to an empty room. Its creepy and makes my skin crawl just speaking an audience of myself... So this lil guy is going to have to be my audience.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026
Trade xkcd.com/3290/
Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 01/09/2026
This summer has been awful for maintaining fitness. I'm not making a 5km straight anymore. I'm having to build it back up via interval running 😭
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Michal Shafrir @miexriir.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
here to announce my halloween costume will have a treasure hunting minigame, obviously
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The title reads, "Suddenly Finding A New Obsession".
In the first panel we see Sarah, the protagonist, in front of her computer. She has a bored expression on her face.
In the second panel we zoom in on her face. She looks suddenly alert.
In the third panel we zoom in even closer on her face. Her eyes and mouth are wide open in intrigue.
In the fourth panel we zoom out and see Sarah in front of her computer again, but this time she is dressed in a frog costume, surrounded by frog toys, and has an "I heart frogs" poster behind her.
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omgisme @omgisme.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
🤣
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 29/08/2026
I'm just going to be kind to myself and give myself the day off... pfffffffffffffffffffft... 🤯😴
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 28/08/2026
I love my family but they really are the experts in 1-upping you on how crappy a life situation is. 🙄
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 28/08/2026
The amount of GTA gaming "news" coverage over the rest of this year is going to be insufferable. Its not like anyone needs convincing if they are going to play it or not. RIP any other games that want column inches in the next 6 months.
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Make Some Noise @makesomenoise.dropout.tv · 26/08/2026
If not for Tim Curry, Brennan wouldn't have gotten a job at CollegeHumor, and Dropout would be a very different place today...
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 27/08/2026
After the past couple of days, nature is healing. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Convicted Bosnian Serb war criminal Mladić dies aged 84
He was jailed for life in 2017 for genocide, war crimes and crimes against humanity during the wars in the ex-Yugoslavia in 1992-95.
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Vogel 🇬🇧 🏳️‍🌈 @vogelarts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
youtube.com/shorts/G1t-U...
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Realistic Dolly Parton Ft. Bridie Connell (short)
YouTube video by Tom Cardy
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 26/08/2026
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Tim Curry as Wadsworth in Clue The Movie
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 26/08/2026
Trump this morning seeing all the flags flying at half-mast, hastily writing an executive order to make it so that the same thing happens for him but before he dies so he can see it.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 26/08/2026
I really need to take my own advice re my dissertation doc.
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Grace Penn: Stop Touching It
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Alice Dryden @huskyteer.co.uk · 25/08/2026
SCENE: an advertising agency in the 2070s. CREATIVE DIRECTOR (who is 13): Ya, make it retro. Like one of those Twenties AI images.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 25/08/2026
🧵Speaking to a friend recently, we both feel that our time with AAA gaming is basically at an end. For the 40+ years i've been playing games as my main hobby it feels like pricing and the cost of development means the bottom is about to fall out of the industry, and GTA 6 is the last hurrah (1/3)
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 25/08/2026
You boop? She boop you back!
Black and white cat with paw raised
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 24/08/2026
One week until dissertation turn in and the urge to hit the supermarkets to stock up on trash comfort food is really bad.
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Cult of the Lamb @cultofthelamb.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The FDA has announced a nationwide recall of Bowl of Poop, stating that the dish is 'made of poop' and 'might have poop in it'.
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 18/07/2026
Meme, showing two panels with two persons driving in cars.

Panel / person 1: "People in 1999 using the Internet as an escape from reality."

Panel / person 2: "People in 2026 using reality as an escape from the Internet."
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 22/08/2026
This evening has been wild. I finished the last major outstanding bit of 3 solid months of dissertation work and the mental and physical high of decompression has hit me like a bus. It's like a free chemical high I've been riding for hours. I've been naturally drunk all evening. 🧠 🥴
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 20/08/2026
This energy ONLY
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 21/08/2026
Laziest #FursuitFriday RT ever. 🦜: Me 🧵: @madebymercury.bsky.social
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 21/08/2026
I've been so under the kosh this summer I didn't even realise it is the York furs summer party this weekend 😞
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 21/08/2026
Loooooooool
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 20/08/2026
The sky is crying... 🌧️ Typing this I realise I really should go dive back into Blues music. I used to listen to it loads when I was younger. BB King, Stevie RV, Muddy Walters, Clapton (yes i know), Robert Johnson, Howlin Wolf. Its a rich genre.
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Stevie Ray Vaughan (SRV) Guitar Solo Live
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 18/08/2026
So monumentally tired. Sick of the four hours a night im getting.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 12/08/2026
Casually watching the eclipse through my solar panel output.
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Branston ☕ @branston.horse · 10/08/2026
Whelp... Time to book a visit to the head doctor.
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Woman Drinking Wine To Therapy
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