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@brandowrites.bsky.social
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📍Chicago, IL 🇵🇸From the river to the sea🇵🇸 IG: brando_writes

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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Updated my bitmoji and it did bring me a lil joy
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
party theme was “prints” and I thought it’d be best if I made my own
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
the girls who get it, get it
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Toni it’s so hot
.5 pic of me laying shirtless on my couch in just little tiny gay jorts
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
it worked
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
piggies out for TSA is vile
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
last day of Pride month before we all have to return to the sea until next June 😔
Shirtless selfie on my fire escape
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Hope y’all had as wonderful of a Pride weekend as I did! 😌
Gay guy laying on his couch, tummy side down, only wearing a red thong
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Howdy y’all I’m still alive!!
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Big bautumn autumn
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 11/09/2025
☕️☕️☕️
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Jae @heyjaeee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Only Charli I know is xcx and she’s fine so
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...
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Charlie Kirk: “It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment”
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
“So do you think he’s dead? Was that a body double? A clone? Maybe they’re pulling a weekend at Bernie’s? Anyways, that dom top texted me.”
Mr. Burns from The Simpsons queening out on a landline rotary phone while eating a box of chocolates from a heart-shaped box with his vinyl records playing.
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Happy Labor Day y’all. May we all unionize our workplaces and shake the money down from the top of the ladder. 👊🏻
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Having a wonderful end of the summer, hbu?
Me on all fours on the sidewalk at night in a navy blue harness, matching navy blue thong, and white bedazzled Converse under a lit-up sign that reads, “Let’s do it again boys.”
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 18/08/2025
Now that it's been a few days, I wanted to share some of my favorite pieces I wrote for Eater over the 6+ years I was there. First off, I got to write a lot about the intersection of food and queerness, culminating in this piece that got me a JBFA nomination www.eater.com/24162871/foo...
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The Food That Makes You Gay
Too many people grow up fearing what food might reveal about themselves. Maybe it’s time we embrace self-discovery.
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 16/08/2025
Feelin cheeky hehe
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 07/08/2025
Thank you much!! 🫶🏻
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spooky lerrrgan 👻 @lerrrgan.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
just thinking about things
A sign that says “make Nazis dead again”
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Being gay and a writer has fundamentally altered the way I hear “Trade Publication” like damn trade has an official magazine now?
Confused reporter who interviewed Donald Trump circa 2020 looking at his paper then looking up with a puzzled look on his face
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
Also hey here’s these
Upward POV of my chestUpward POV of my chest while holding my shirt up
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 06/08/2025
New, from me, for Eater Chicago. Hamburger Mary’s has finally returned to Chicago. Great new space that’s as gay as ever 💃🏻🪩💅🏻 chicago.eater.com/openings/161...
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A Drag Icon Is Reborn in Edgewater as Hamburger Mary’s Reopens
The burger bar has persevered through the pandemic and political turmoil
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
so hot
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 15/07/2025
Biergarten betrunken meine Freunde
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
SPF 30 kinda evening
Me reading the New Yorker at the Chicago lakefront with the city skyline behind meMe on my stomach, buns out, on the Chicago lakefront with the city skyline behind me.
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
tysm
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I don’t get why so many gays are mean when you can wear flowers and tell people they’re hot and you love seeing them on the dance floor
Single bicep flex of me in a rose print tank
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
Picture of pink hydrangeas against a blue sky in South Haven Michigan from summer 2017 with a text block centered on the image that reads, “Grateful I’m smart enough to understand that billionaires are the source of society’s problems and not trans people, Muslim people, people of color, women, poor folks, etc.” Taken on 35mm Fujifilm 400 ISO with a Canon AE-1.
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Brilliance Proper @brillianceproper.com · 11/06/2025
Damn 😶
Protestors holding a Mexican flag and a sign that reads "y'all don't look for missing kids this hard."
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Second Amendment was meant to be interpreted as the right to bears’ arms but was sadly lost in homotranslation :( Art by @bkd.bsky.social 💖
Beautiful human-made art by gay artist Boy Kingdom of a rear view of a jacked ass muscle bear
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
Queer food is eating lobster mac and cheese in one of the nation’s oldest taverns where the founding fathers got pissed drunk as “Good Luck Babe!” plays over the bar’s speakers
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Innocently throwing it back in my existential crisis void
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 07/06/2025
Imagine hating me and I’m just in my existential crisis void like
Squidward in an abstract white void with stray square tiles of various primary and secondary colors
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 02/06/2025
Grateful for warm weather at the start of this Pride season
Shirtless torso pic of me in jorts, red Calvin briefs peeking over the waistline
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 02/06/2025
Why would I, as a customer, pay $300 a person for a meal where the chef completely outsourced their creativity? At that level your own imagination is precisely what I'm paying you for, what an L and an insult to admit you can't do it and charge me anyway. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/02/d...
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This Year’s Hot New Tool for Chefs? ChatGPT.
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Chris Schilling @schillingc.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Headline - Nick Clegg: Artists’ demands over copyright are unworkable 
Strap - The former Meta executive claims that a law requiring tech companies to ask permission to train AI on copyrighted work would ‘kill’ the industry “Then die”
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
It was my grandmother’s 🙏🏻
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
I’m very talented
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
You look like you’d be very comfortable sleeping on top of me idk
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
Properly celebrated IML 😜
Mirror selfie of me doing a single bicep flex. I’m wearing a black leather crown, black leather harness, black thong, black leather Doc Martens, and a black bandana tied around my right bicep.Picture of my booty in a black thong in Smartbar’s bathroom
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Looooove my charcoal chimney!! Makes grilling such a breeze!
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
One of my favorite Queen pics to date tbh!!
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 21/05/2025
LOVE YOU TOO DIVA
Selfie of me and Kitty Banks at Queen!
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Awwww this is so sweet!! Tysm 🥹🫰🏻
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
The guy on the right wishes he could tell the guy on the left to be a little kinder to himself, to have patience, and to trust the process.
Mirror selfie of one of my first gym progress pics doing a single bicep flex
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Omg for realll!! I called it too soon 😭
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 20/05/2025
Needed this, tysm 🫰🏻
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brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 19/05/2025
hey babes xx
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