brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 20/08/2026party theme was “prints” and I thought it’d be best if I made my own 0421
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 30/06/2026last day of Pride month before we all have to return to the sea until next June 😔 1611
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Hope y’all had as wonderful of a Pride weekend as I did! 😌 1910
Reposted by brandonJae @heyjaeee.bsky.social · 10/09/2025Only Charli I know is xcx and she’s fine so 123523
Reposted by brandonOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 10/09/2025"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights" - Charlie Kirk, 2023 www.mediamatters.org/charlie-kirk...mediamatters.orgCharlie Kirk: “It’s worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment” 773136145310
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2025“So do you think he’s dead? Was that a body double? A clone? Maybe they’re pulling a weekend at Bernie’s? Anyways, that dom top texted me.” 0354
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 02/09/2025Happy Labor Day y’all. May we all unionize our workplaces and shake the money down from the top of the ladder. 👊🏻 0650
Reposted by brandonJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 18/08/2025Now that it's been a few days, I wanted to share some of my favorite pieces I wrote for Eater over the 6+ years I was there. First off, I got to write a lot about the intersection of food and queerness, culminating in this piece that got me a JBFA nomination www.eater.com/24162871/foo...eater.comThe Food That Makes You GayToo many people grow up fearing what food might reveal about themselves. Maybe it’s time we embrace self-discovery. 3443116
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 06/08/2025Being gay and a writer has fundamentally altered the way I hear “Trade Publication” like damn trade has an official magazine now? 1190
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 06/08/2025New, from me, for Eater Chicago. Hamburger Mary’s has finally returned to Chicago. Great new space that’s as gay as ever 💃🏻🪩💅🏻 chicago.eater.com/openings/161...chicago.eater.comA Drag Icon Is Reborn in Edgewater as Hamburger Mary’s ReopensThe burger bar has persevered through the pandemic and political turmoil 1231
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 13/06/2025I don’t get why so many gays are mean when you can wear flowers and tell people they’re hot and you love seeing them on the dance floor 1650
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Queer food is eating lobster mac and cheese in one of the nation’s oldest taverns where the founding fathers got pissed drunk as “Good Luck Babe!” plays over the bar’s speakers 1160
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 07/06/2025Imagine hating me and I’m just in my existential crisis void like 1331
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 02/06/2025Grateful for warm weather at the start of this Pride season 51361
Reposted by brandonJaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 02/06/2025Why would I, as a customer, pay $300 a person for a meal where the chef completely outsourced their creativity? At that level your own imagination is precisely what I'm paying you for, what an L and an insult to admit you can't do it and charge me anyway. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/02/d...nytimes.comThis Year’s Hot New Tool for Chefs? ChatGPT. 046759
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 20/05/2025The guy on the right wishes he could tell the guy on the left to be a little kinder to himself, to have patience, and to trust the process. 31453
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 18/05/2025Went to the beach on Friday and walking to the club in a tank top Chicago is so back babe 1250
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 17/05/2025There’s this hot guy who lives directly across the alley from me and we’re both cooking with our kitchen doors open stealing looks at each other and I’m 90% sure he’s gay and I’m 2% sure this is our meet cute 2450
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 16/05/2025Wrote 800 words before realizing I was getting to my point in my new column ama 2350
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Beat my own ass in the gym today but it felt pretty good tbh 31482
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 14/05/2025Marina said “Selma Hayak in the sun” and she fucking ran with it I’m so in love with this 0110
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Casual reminder that the MODERATE position is to abolish ICE, a rogue and dangerous institution that is terrorizing folks regardless of immigration status (which doesn’t matter to anyone who really cares about other people). The “radical” position is to prosecute every ICE officer. 0144
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 13/05/2025Ever since I was a little boy I knew I’d never deprive myself of a sweet treat 0170
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 11/05/2025hey yeah so you’re like really hot you should live in Chicago with all the other LGBTQ baddies?? 1220
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 10/05/2025I love that Ferris Bueller’s Day Off was filmed in Chicago, the pope’s ancestral homeland 2170
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I read this last night and woke up with the stiffest back pain I’ve had in years. Then I told my friend about my back pain via text and they tweaked their back while packing up their car shortly afterwards. Is this some kind of transferable curse?? 1140
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 09/05/2025Why do I look bigger in this outtake than I do in the actual progress pic I took? 😑 0950
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 08/05/2025Going to start sarcastically saying “yes” by asking people, “Is the pope from Chicago?” 080
Reposted by brandonDan ⚓️ @dan.hausofprophets.art · 08/05/2025Chicago can’t get a girl on drag race but we can get a pope in the Vatican so I guess we won somewhere 411316
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 08/05/2025BREAKING: Pope Leo XIV announces all communion wine will now be malört, says he wants to know, “who’s really dedicated to the eucharist.” 1242
Reposted by brandonAlex Graudins @toonyballoony.bsky.social · 08/05/2025oh I see, when the pope chooses a new name, Christians are all for it and address him as such, but a TRANS person chooses a new name— 162062680
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 08/05/2025How it feels being a gay cradle Catholic in Chicago rn 1391
brandon @brandowrites.bsky.social · 08/05/2025🚨New Salad Alert🚨 Chicken Caprese Salad Salad with a balsamic vinaigrette 0120
