Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 11/09/2026Officially a Senior Staff Engineer at @discord.com now 📈 81070
Reposted by Brandon DailJoan León @nucliweb.net · 24/07/2026In my audits, reading the Performance profile is where people get stuck: the flame chart and waterfall look like noise at first I built an interactive guide to make them click, every figure is interactive, plus LCP, CLS, INP and the Insights panel perf.reviews/profile-guide #WebPerf #DevToolsperf.reviewsReading a Performance Profile: Field GuideAn interactive field guide to the Chrome DevTools Performance panel: waterfall, flame chart, LCP, CLS, INP, and the Insights panel. 38223
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 01/07/2026It's a shame that generative image models have pursued realism so relentlessly. Reproducing training data is uninteresting and exploitative. The imperfections of early models were genuinely interesting, and will end up being the most artistically interesting artifact of all this in the long term 120
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 23/06/2026I’m on sabbatical this month, and I’ve been using some of my time to dust off my plotter and get back into my art. This is a CMYK print that’s using a custom algorithm based on waves and circles to layer the colors. Stopped half way through because I liked the vibes ✨ 340
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 09/06/2026Feels like strongly typed compile-to-JS languages like Reason deserve a resurgence with LLMs. Biggest barrier was learning the new language, which has been heavily reduced, and a fast and strict type system is very valuable for agents 270
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 27/04/2026I appreciate that @github.com wants to give me recognition for all this work, but I'd be reticent to take credit for all 21 million open pull requests 1151
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 18/03/2026There are two main startup tasks for @discord.com: 1. Fetch and run all the JavaScript 2. Open a socket and get your data from the gateway Those were happening sequentially; now they are parallel! This improved P50 TTI by like 12%, over a second for many folks 📉 discord.com/blog/discord... 2482
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 17/02/2026finally the justification I needed to get back to arguing with people on the internet 0120
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 30/01/2026whoever at Google owns fanout-testing@google.com Google Group, I don't think you meant to send that message 🙈 120
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 27/01/2026Here's your friendly reminder that CSS selectors are global and evaluated RTL, so if you have selectors that are very broad like `.container > div` you might be impacting performance in a measurable way 🙈 Before and after profile of server switching after some selector optimizations in @discord.com 1316518
Reposted by Brandon DailSarah Taber @sarahtaber.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Ex-farm worker here. We need to talk about this whole "But a living wage for farm workers would spike the cost of food!" thing. Not true AT ALL. Y'all don't understand how fast experienced farm workers are. The average tomato picker pulls 650lbs per hour. At $20/hr, that's $0.03/lb for labor. 513201396156
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 18/06/2025If you’re a React Native expert and want to help us make @discord.com better, hit me up 🤙 we’re looking! 6173
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 26/03/2025we (@discord.com) rewrote our color token system to support these new themes, and its exciting 👀 in short: color tokens are defined using a constraint-based system where colors are defined with contrast ratios. change a base color and all affected tokens update in all themes, preserving contrast ✨discord.comRevamped Overlay & Refreshed Desktop Give Game Time a BoostWe’re releasing a new and improved version of the Game Overlay, along with a refreshed desktop app so you can further customize Discord to your style. 2213
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 12/02/2025Whoever did the lighting in Kingdom Come II deserves whatever the award for really good lighting is 261
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 10/02/2025my wife said “I think they can make a comeback” two seconds before that last interception. Sorry about that (or you’re welcome) 020
Reposted by Brandon DailJill Twiss @jilltwiss.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Somehow "Elon Musk Is a Genius" and "Elon Musk Doesn't Know How Hands Work" are being said by a lot of the same people 9091591651
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 19/01/2025hearing a lot of good things about TikTok recently, downloading it to see what all the fuss is about 🙏 0171
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 16/01/2025[as the Xenomorph extends its inner jaw to kill me]: oooooo big stretch! 0111
Reposted by Brandon DailSean Carroll @seanmcarroll.bsky.social · 27/12/2024In the meantime, as a reader: don’t trust any articles attributed to “staff,” and don’t trust any articles that don’t include quotes from scientists completely uninvolved in the original publication. Science is a gradual, meandering, back and forth process; sometimes we have to let it play out. 213916
Reposted by Brandon DailSean Carroll @seanmcarroll.bsky.social · 27/12/2024Which brings us to the scicomm point: we gotta get better at distinguishing between “here’s someone’s speculative idea that they just published” and “here’s a new discovery.” This is the former. 29712
Reposted by Brandon DailSam Rose @samwho.dev · 20/12/2024What does it mean for something to be Turing complete? I answer this question, and more, through a series of fully interactive Turing machine simulations! Play, pause, step forwards and backwards, and even write your own Turing machine programs in my latest blog post. samwho.dev/turing-machi... 23523158
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 20/12/2024the worst part about being a parent is that even the most cookie-cutter, clichéd story can make you cry if it happens to be about kids or parenting it’s like a cheat code the world uses on you that you can’t disable 3141
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 19/12/2024is there any existing research on what the best contrast ratio for readability is? WCAG gives a lower bound but there’s also such a thing as too much contrast so I’m curious if there’s been any formal studies on where the sweet spot is 2103
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 09/12/2024I try to be as honest as I can with my kids, and sometimes that’s hard to reconcile with the fact that we as a society have decided to collectively lie about a magical, immortal old man who sees you when you’re sleeping and knows when you’re awake 3140
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 05/12/2024opening our monorepo's VSCode workspace was totally killing my CPU with rg processes. It brought my M3 Max to a halt for like five minutes. Turns out it was the Tailwind extension I had installed for another project trying to find a tailwind.config.* file in our monorepo 🫠 2130
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 04/12/2024One tension here is that current gen LLMs can have a ~high success rate for accurately predicting what a real answer would be (depending on your topic), so there’s undeniably some utility there but knowing when it’s NOT accurate is increasingly difficult which means you always need to be skeptical 380
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 27/11/2024Working on our color system and a novel approach we've started exploring for colors is to define them in terms of constraints: instead of picking colors for every token/theme, you specify a reference color and contrast ratio. The system does the rest. this has a few cool advantages 👀 3141
Reposted by Brandon Dailxirclebox @xirclebox.com · 23/11/2024If you want a really good deep dive into testing with screen readers, I strongly advise reading this guide by @sarasoueidan.com www.sarasoueidan.com/blog/testing... #a11y #screenReaders #accessibilitysarasoueidan.comSetting up a screen reader testing environment on your computer– The personal website of Sara Soueidan, inclusive design engineer 78726
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 13/11/2024It’s been years and Figma still doesn’t support publishing a branch of a library 😭 it makes it so difficult to explore and test changes in our Design System color token libraries, anyone here have an alt solution? 040
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 08/11/2024recently sewed a plushie based on a drawing my 5yo made as a birthday present for one of his close friends 🪡 1191
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 07/11/2024ConcernedApe preserving the sanity of millions of adults with that 1.6 update timing 🤘 030
Reposted by Brandon Dail🐴 Alex Trost @trost.codes · 07/11/2024Shout out to @joshwcomeau.com's principles. He closed his 135K Twitter account, despite it being a major marketing tool for his content and courses. He spent his final days informing his followers about the election before closing it and moving here. Protest isn't always convenient. 2751275
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 07/11/2024A small thread on some of the small details we built into our mobile segmented control component at Discord. These are subtle details but I’m a strong believer that polish like this can make all the difference 🧵 2191
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 06/11/2024I expect we’ll see even more tech leaders emboldened to drop the facade and make it clear they value their myopic vision of progress and self-interests over all else; there’s no stigma anymore in saying you’re voting for lower taxes or less regulation even if it means gutting basic human rights 1322
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 06/11/2024I’m despondent and at this point I don’t see any practical path forward for protecting my family that doesn’t involve making every attempt to leave this country 😔 it seems like even the most liberal states won’t be able to protect people from the authoritative federal policies that are imminent 0120
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 05/11/2024if you need a distraction, here’s a gorilla body slamming its siblings at the Atlanta Zoo today 100
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 05/11/2024oh hello everyone, I just got the memo that we’re apparently doomscrolling here now 🫡 2160
Reposted by Brandon DailBrandon Dail @brandondail.com · 16/05/2023yeah, my product has nine nines of availability. 0.999999999% 052
Brandon Dail @brandondail.com · 06/02/2024making my triumphant bsky return with some Pokemon card pics 110