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@dimcheff.wtf
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Ann Arborite at heart, in Jackson Hole for a while. Computerist, aspiring cat dad, best skier on the mountain. Go Blue. Build housing, transit, and bike lanes. Ban cars. 🖖 he/him as seen on vice.com signal: @bdimcheff.1701

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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 29/09/2026
sup
me and a cactus
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 28/09/2026
look at these dam pictures
jackson dam with the water level way below usual, with some yellow fall trees and mountains above jackson dam from where it’s usually water but i’m standing on dry lakebed looking up at the dam
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 28/09/2026
every time I look at the gros ventre slide, I think it looks like lenin is lounging on the side of the mountain (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gros_Ve... is interesting)
big landslide, looks like a dude with his arm upportrait of lenin with mustache and eyebrows that make me think the slide looks like him
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 28/09/2026
started/going, may 22 vs today. they drained most of the water from jackson lake to irrigate crops after a dry summer and warm winter with poor snowpack. you can walk around on the lake bed.
sunset photo of the tetons with a lake in front of itnot quite sunset photo of the tetons with a lake only in the left corner and dry ground where the lake used to be
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 27/09/2026
this will fix me
a nicely browned chicken i just pulled off the grill
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
🫡
steve and barry’s label in my jacket
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
ok yeah that tracks
a painting of François Boucher lookin all smarmy
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
TV on wheels was a good idea
some beef stroganoff in front of my laptop with this skeet being drafted, the tv is behind with 4 football games on
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
my life is substantively better since i just stopped bothering to fold these
an unfolded pile of kitchen towels in a little basket on my counter
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 26/09/2026
once again didn’t want to go on a bike ride but i made myself and 10min later the brain chemicals make me wonder why i ever resisted
my bike in front of a field and the tetons
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 25/09/2026
my friend kelsey made me get a threads account and it pre-seeded me with 69 followers
bdimcheff threads profile with 69 followers
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 25/09/2026
“why is a famous skier buying a ton of water at whole foods?” 5min later:
Public Safety Alert
3m ago
TETON_WY ALERTS- BOIL ORDER for all Town of Jackson water system customers, including customers outside town limits.
USE bottled water or BOIL water for 3 minutes before drinking, cooking, brushing teeth, or making ice. Continue until further notice.
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 23/09/2026
moof!
if you scroll down in the liquid glass settings in golden gate for long enough it searches for "Moof!" and clarus the dogcow appears
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 23/09/2026
holy shit apple finally fixed the menu item notch issue
"<<" icon in the menubar that expands items hidden by the notch
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 23/09/2026
more than just bears!
a big 12 point elk standing in a field
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 21/09/2026
why did the bear cross the road?
610’s cub walking across a dirt roadgrizzly 610 walking across the road in the same spot as her cub
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 21/09/2026
a rocky mountain with some glaciers kinda in the clouds with an intense orange sunset lighting the background
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 21/09/2026
here’s more (dor)
more zoomed in tetons with more orange sky
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 21/09/2026
mordor vibes
tetons with some real orange sunset situation behind them
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 20/09/2026
if not friend, why friend shaped?
a bear cub popping its head up in some brush to see what’s upgrizzly 610 walking among golden brush and grasses
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 19/09/2026
they should sword fight
herbstreit and saban with really long pointing sticks
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 19/09/2026
CIGAR SHOP CAT
orange and white car on a little cat stool
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 18/09/2026
public tramsit
the roosevelt island aerial tramway
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 18/09/2026
well the entrance rules
ny transit museum entrance is just a subway station entrance
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 18/09/2026
2 bozos 1 bird
me flipping off columbus and trump tower
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 18/09/2026
ai slop does not make me want to eat your bagels!
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 18/09/2026
this is ridiculous and should be illegal (re: the bills' stadium)
The stadium cost $1.7 billion.[5] Under an agreement with the state of New York, taxpayers paid $850 million of the construction cost (with $600 million coming from New York State and $250 million coming from Erie County). With the State of New York paying for all maintenance and repair costs, it is the largest taxpayer contribution ever for an NFL facility.[6]
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 18/09/2026
me flipping off a cybertruck in midtown manhattan
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 17/09/2026
i like the melty clocks tho. persistently brings back memories.
dali’s the persistence of memory
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 17/09/2026
ok i hate it less than i used to HOWEVER what the fuck
it’s a blue rectangle come on
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 17/09/2026
nice little park they’ve got here
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 17/09/2026
$6.09 for regular in manhattan. $6.49 for mid grade, $6.99 for premium
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 17/09/2026
hi, flock expert here! this is not funny, flock cameras only do this when they're in extreme distress. www.jhnewsandguide.com/news/town_co...
Flock cameras vandalized with silver spray paint
Four out of 28 cameras were tagged with silver spray paint by Monday.
By Alex Viveros / Town and Health Reporter
15 hrs ago
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 17/09/2026
tag yourself
1.5k reposted to torture their followers
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 17/09/2026
khinkali
georgian dumplings that look like big xiao long bao with a handle
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 17/09/2026
an old tblisi (i’m at a georgian restaurant)
looks like an old fashioned on a bar
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 16/09/2026
ldx3 bird update!
it’s a female american redstart
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 16/09/2026
ldx3 is for the birds
slide: meet your host 

sparrow (they/them)

bird

picture of sparrow
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 16/09/2026
bruh
linkedin post:

I filed for divorce this summer and here is what I've learned.
Things don't always play out how you envisioned, and
that is okay.
Knowing the path forward is peaceful and clarity is
powerful.
is time wasted.
Regret, talking about "how sad it is," or being resentful
Being a full-time girl-Dad is simply a different style of
parenting.
Giving yourself grace is key to coming out on the other
end sane.
Don't "stay together for the kids." Bite the bullet. They
are counting on you.
TMI for Linkedin? Blasphemy.
Too much ego and cringe. Not enough vulnerability and being human... and certainly not enough cow bell.
It seems whenever I post something real and personal, it actually helps at least one person.
Stay frosty.
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 16/09/2026
my mom somehow sent a group text to me and “(null)”
screenshot of group text recipients
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 16/09/2026
manhattan in manhattan, as is protocol
a manhattan sitting on a darkly lit bar
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 16/09/2026
me flipping off a cybertruck in nyc
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 15/09/2026
tall
the empire state building at night from 7th and 34th
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 14/09/2026
*taylor swift voice*
welcome to new york sign at jfk terminal 8
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 14/09/2026
laser beam
mount moran on a cloudy evening with one little hole in the clouds that’s allowing a sunbeam through
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 14/09/2026
shadows a little more visible
same moose as before, but shadows brightened so you can see the texture of his fur and his eye
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 14/09/2026
👋
airplane wing and tarmac beneath the tetons and an incredibly blue sky
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 14/09/2026
i like this little lonely bison
a bison alone near a pond. there’s a lot of sagebrush and a few trees too.
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 14/09/2026
sup
a moose half behind a bush looking at me
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brandon @dimcheff.wtf · 13/09/2026
yeah that's the shit
osu vs. texas win probability chart that heavily favors ohio state until it very much doesn't
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