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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 20m

I need her to learn to lie a little bit so I’m not always accidentally uncovering her crimes.

Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 23m

My niece, ever the helpful sweetie pie, texted me that the neighbor is cutting down a tree that’s in our yard. It’s only almost 1pm. She’s supposed to be at school. There may be no other human on the planet that is worse at being sneaky. Now I have to deal with tree law AND tattling to her mom 😩

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 5h

Live under a rock not love under a rock 🤦🏻‍♀️ edit button when!?!?

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 5h

I’ve been sleeping on Tate McRae. I didn’t really pay enough attention to realize she’s giving shades of the 2000s pop stars I grew up with and will always adore. Yes I love under a rock. You have my full attention now, ma’am. I am here for all of this 🙂‍↕️

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 17h

Noah posted a video with the Orbiter x Fresh Out The Slammer mashup over it and I am FROTHING AT THE MOUTH!!! I need them to collab like I need oxygen 😭😭😭

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 18h

*me in the store with my hat pulled as low as possible so i won’t have to interact with anyone i know* cue my niece screaming my full government name at me from an aisle over 🧍🏻‍♀️

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21h

How do I delete kalshi from existence? I cannot handle one more advertisement. I am going to lose it. They’re everywhere. They’re worse than the political ads.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21h

All the Bengals players ignoring Vance as they walked by him (with the exception of Drew Sample who outed himself as a moron) has brought me great joy 🤭

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21/10/2026

He showed up while I was mid peeling a potato. So of course I panic greeted him at the door with a half-naked spud in one hand and a paring knife in the other. Not my best. Not my worst. Social interaction with boiler man mostly not failed 😅

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21/10/2026

It hasn’t decided to come to a head yet but when it does, its getting got lol

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21/10/2026

THAT MANY!??!? I can’t fathom any of them wanting to go back to it. Absolutely bonkers to me.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21/10/2026

I have a giant zit on my temple. Which wouldn’t be bad if it wasn’t shaped like a damn bullet bra. Why can’t you just be round!?! A pointy extra attention drawing pimple is just a cruelty I can’t abide 😭

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21/10/2026

I honestly hope none of them go back. Reopening that chapter just doesn’t seem like it would be productive for anyone.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21/10/2026

I will do something embarrassing every time there’s a repairman in my house. I still think about the poor internet guy that was deeply unsettled by me standing around watching Deadly Women casually without a second thought while he worked. Poor guy was looking over his shoulder like a bear was near.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21/10/2026

I’m staying home from work bc I have a boiler guy coming to work on two zones of my house not heating and I have my fingers crossed I don’t do something like scare the shit out of him by gasping too hard. Which I did to the poor electrician that was in my house during the showgirl variant drops 😅

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21/10/2026

Schue’s character is a NIGHTMARE looking back on the show as an adult.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21/10/2026

This is a Dear Reader stan account 💙 an under appreciated masterpiece!

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21/10/2026

It’s definitely a product of its time. A lot of the show would never make it out of a writers’ room now.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21/10/2026

Glee was lightning in a bottle. Can’t be recreated. A reboot is going to be a mess. Nobody asked for this, Ryan!!!!

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21/10/2026

If you wanna feel INCREDIBLY OLD, high schools are doing 2016 day for spirit weeks now 🙂

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21/10/2026

Genuinely trying to figure out how I can get away with carrying a ceramic butter whale everywhere with me.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21/10/2026

The spooky basket swap with the bestie happened a couple days sooner than expected and I have to brag about her and her ability to give the best gifts. I mainly want to show off the whale butter dish because it’s so cute I could die 🤣 She spoils me with her good taste and insistence that I read 🎃 👻

A light blue whale shaped butter dish, the Into Darkness series of books, and an Art the Clown bag sit atop a plaid blanket

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21/10/2026

They use her as a justification and shield to give into all their worst impulses.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 21/10/2026

I don’t care if you hate Taylor Swift. That isn’t what bothers me. It’s the fact that you use hating Taylor Swift is an excuse to do things like body shame and hurl misogyny.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 20/10/2026

Let me know when they start throwing things at each other irl again and then we can talk mean.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 20/10/2026

I grew up in an era where the pop girlies were publicly brutal assholes to each other and now I’m supposed to believe that this made up chart blocking issue is mean? Not a chance.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 20/10/2026

It’s jumping between rain, snow, and doing both at the same time outside. Everything is gross and gloopy and sloppy and slippy and I wanna go back to bed. I hate winter.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 20/10/2026

Days before the spooky basket exchange with my bestie is the worst possible time to start questioning if she’s going to even like the factory sealed cassette player from 1998 that I got her and it will keep me up all night 😅

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 20/10/2026

I’ve run across four now and it’s gotten me every time. The edit danger is everywhere 😭

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 20/10/2026

If I see ONE MORE Jalen Hurts edit to Babylon, I am going to have a NERVOUS BREAKDOWN!!!! STOP IT!!!!

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 20/10/2026

The whole NFC East has gone winless for a second week in a row and I am highly amused. Whole division is ass.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 20/10/2026

I don’t want to jinx it but I haven’t gotten a single political call today and it feels incredible 🥲

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 20/10/2026

Jesus. I hate that so much for McLaurin. I hope he heals up well and quick.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 19/10/2026

Personally I think I’ve been being perfectly pleasant god damn it 😀

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 19/10/2026

I have been asked if I’m grumpy or why I’m grumpy about 15 times today. Apparently while I’m sitting at my desk minding my business I must look like this

The worlds grumpiest little white, grey, and black bird

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 19/10/2026

Lurie and Howie not having the sack to face the media and instead throwing Nick out the there alone to offer no transparency and talk in circles is certainly a choice.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 19/10/2026

If this isn’t the beginning of the end of international games I am going to pluck Goodell’s eyes out of their sockets with my bare hands.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 19/10/2026

I’m still mad they let Cam destroy his back to keep playing like they did. THESE ARE PEOPLE THAT HAVE TO EXIST WHEN THE GAME IS OVER.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 19/10/2026

The recent history of the Eagles allowing players to play through injuries that should have shut them down also needs to be mentioned. They’ve not been taking player wellbeing seriously for a while and it culminated in a spot where a player very easily could have ended up dead. Fire everyone.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 19/10/2026

Possibly. Or it could be the LeBron curse. Or just a poorly run organization finally having its mask pulled off.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 19/10/2026

Okay so, what THE FUCK!?? Fire everyone. Shoot them into the sun. Burn it down. You’ve got to be fucking kidding me. It’s like they were actively trying to kill him jfc.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 19/10/2026

Scary scary stuff. I’m glad they have him under the care he needs. Sending all my healing vibes. Heal up and get healthy, QB1. Your life and welling are much bigger than football 💚 Heads need to roll in Philly for how this was mismanaged to hell and back. Malpractice.

STATEMENT ON THE HEALTH STATUS OF QB JALEN HURTS FROM THE PHILADELPHIA EAGLES AND JALEN HURTS' AGENT NICOLE LYNN
OVER THE LAST FEW DAYS, JALEN HURTS HAS RECEIVED COMPREHENSIVE MEDICAL EVALUATIONS BY PHYSICIAN EXPERTS. IN THE INTEREST OF TRANSPARENCY, WE ARE PROVIDING ADDITIONAL INFORMATION ON THE DIAGNOSIS AND TREATMENT PLAN RELATED TO HIS CONDITION.
JALEN WAS INITIALLY DIAGNOSED BY SPECIALISTS IN LONDON WITH A LEFT CALF SUPERFICIAL VEIN THROMBOSIS. AFTER FURTHER TESTING AND MONITORING, THE CURRENT DIAGNOSIS IS A DEEP VEIN THROMBOSIS, AS WELL AS BILATERAL PULMONARY EMBOLI. HE IS CLINICALLY STABLE AND HAS NO SIGNIFICANT FUNCTIONAL LIMITATIONS. HIS TREATMENT SHOULD ONLY INVOLVE ANTICOAGULATION CI.E. "BLOOD THINNERS").
DURING THIS TIME, HE WILL NOT BE ALLOWED TO PARTICIPATE IN ANY CONTACT ACTIVITIES, INCLUDING FOOTBALL.
JALEN'S PROGNOSIS IS VERY GOOD, AND WE EXPECT A FULL RECOVERY.
WE ANTICIPATE THAT HE WILL HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO RESUME CONTACT FOOTBALL ACTIVITIES WHEN OFF THE BLOOD THINNERS.
IN THE MEANTIME, HE WILL REMAIN ACTIVE AROUND THE TEAM AND CONTINUE TO CONDITION. MORE IMPORTANTLY, WE ANTICIPATE THAT HE WILL HAVE NO LONG-TERM EFFECTS.
WE ARE THINKING OF JALEN AND LOOKING FORWARD TO A STRONG RECOVERY.

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Brandi Rene 🦅💚 @brandi-rene.swifties.social · 19/10/2026

It would be very very funny if the entire NFC East went winless again.

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