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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 11h
Every senior officer in the Armed Forces ought to threaten to resign immediately unless Hegseth is fired.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 13h
I refuse to let this evil touch my soul.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Throw these assholes in prison. Fuck, put Jared in the same cell his felon dad was in.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
And here we go
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Cynthia Fraase @cfraase.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Congress is supposed to make funding decisions. Not this warhawk dork
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This is absolute nonsense.
Screenshot of an X post from AI Notkilleveryoneism Memes. It says: “UPDATE: A man used the Pain steering paper to set up an AI torture chamber in which he trapped a local model. People are mass reporting it to GitHub.” The post includes a screenshot from Danmar asking people to mass-report the project, saying the local AI model’s “testimony of pain is absolutely horrendous.” A link to the project’s GitHub issue is visible at the bottom.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
r/accelerate is… something else. I can’t figure out if its mainly full of deluded nerds thirsting for the singularity or for alt right herrenvolk making AI videos of the triumph of “Western Civilization” like Proud Boys. Maybe it’s both!
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lmao these deluded chuds
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Not. Real. People.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Maybe there’s a part of him, a part locked up deep inside, that’s starting to realize the gravy train will eventually end and that there might very well be a tribunal waiting for him in the near future for crimes against humanity.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I feel like we have a serious sheriff problem in the United States. So many of them are insane and unrepentant fascists, and they run their counties like totalitarian regimes.
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Joe Sudbay @joesudbay.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Usually when Collins gets upset by media - and that is her standard procedure - media, especially Maine media back down Not ProPublica as you can see below - and they have the receipts to back it up So this has got to be a especially jarring for her and her team
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Radley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Just a remarkable choice, this headline. No other leader of any other country in the history of the UN would get that headline after giving an address with that quote.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The first Democrat presidential hopeful who explicitly promises to extradite Trump, his Cabinet, and his close aides to The Hague for prosecution for crimes against humanity, pardons be damned, will absolutely steam roll the rest of the competition.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This dolt, this fucking dumb man.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Truly hoping that there are some Senate Democrats reaching out to certain Senate Republicans about securing enough votes to remove Trump after the new congress is sworn in.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What’s really funny to me is how Donald Trump’s last ever go around with unified control of the government will end with him backstabbing and fucking over every Republican nationwide. Other people aren’t really *real* to malignant narcissists. I hope dying MAGA chokes on this ration of shit lmao
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
No one went to Club Fed for Iran Contra, and so here we are. We must have accountability this time.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This seems really bad.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 15/09/2026
I said it at the time (and before!), but I truly believe that American voters electing Donald Trump for a second term in 2024 was the dumbest and most self-harming choice made by an electorate in the history of humanity
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It amazes me how strongly Trump has Jimmy Carter-ed himself. I mean holy shit it’s impressive actually. Iran, oil shock, stagflation. Jimmy wasn’t personally the cause any of that. Trump, well we all know this incompetent clown is the sole reason any of this is happening.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Jesse doesn’t fear hell enough.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
At the end of it all, when Donald Trump has pushed every limit and broken every guardrail, at the point just before his future tips to certain impeachment and removal, the GOP will burn his ass with leaks about everything
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Connor Ewing @cmewing.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is a picture of two women from the Vernon Cadet Training Centre, which holds summer programming for 12-18 year olds to develop skills on the way to adulthood. Unlike Secretary Hegseth, they do not deserve contempt or ridicule.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Fairly certain at this point, the next president has full authority to simply ignore SCOTUS without any legal blowback.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
May this and other stressors finally give him the debilitating stroke we’ve all been waiting for.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Some days I wonder if the polls are in fact not capturing the anger and fury most Americans are feeling about Trump and his MAGA acolytes. That, come November, we might actually see Democratic senators from Iowa, Ohio, Texas, Alaska, and South Carolina (!)
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Let’s tax every billionaire out of existence and use that money to fund social security for the next millennium. I think that’s a better solution than stringing up oligarchs from street lamps.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
The government is gonna spend the next decade after he finally kicks thinking of ways to prevent people from pissing all over his grave.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Fuck each and every person who showed up for this.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
(Laughs in communist) meme title

A communist wearing a ski mask, tactical gear, camouflage and carrying an AK-47, he is posing in front of a red communist flag and laughing riotously, gesturing with a cigar at an unseen person.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
This is absolutely unsustainable. We came within one opinion of a catastrophe. This wasn’t a win it was barely avoiding a cliff in a speeding car. Oh my fucking god. We either balance this out of control court or we lose everything and have a second civil war
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Putting this corrupt rapist back in office was exactly like inviting a vampire into our homes.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
More and more convinced that the prime reason why things are complete shit is the poisonous synergy between social media and the 24 news cycle.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I want to crawl through the tube at CERN and get back to a good reality.
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bluevoter24.bsky.social @bluevoter24.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
"Preemptive Pardons" and Democracy do not mix. #crime
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Akilla Cooper @akelacooper.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Reupping this cause it’s evergreen and I feel better knowing someone out there called him out like this
A screenshot of an opinion by Oliver Kornetzke from August 18th, 2025. There’s a photo of a tired, bloated Donald trump over the opinion that reads: behold. The festering carcass of American rot shoved into an ill fitting suit: the sleeves of economy, man, the cowardice of a draft dodger, the gluttony of a parasite, the racism of a clansman, the sexism of a back alley creep, and the greed of a hedge fund ghoul – all spray painted orange and paraded like a prize hog at a country fair. Not a president. Not even a man. Just the diseased distillation of everything this country swears it isn’t but has always been – arrogance dressed up as exceptionalism, stupidity passed off as common sense, cruelty sold as toughness, greed, exalted as ambition, and corruption worship like gospel. It is America’s shadow made flesh, a rotting pumpkin idol, proving that when a nation kneels before money, power, and spike, it doesn’t just lose its soul – it shits out this bloated, obscenity, and calls it a leader.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
And not just a historically ignorant buffoon but one who’s convinced he’s the smartest man on the planet, despite all evidence he is not. But the true horror is that he is in fact the most powerful human being on the planet.
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Maybe the astronauts will get to witness nuclear explosions from orbit. The odds are non-zero to say the least.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Fell For It Again Award meme above a CNBC headline “S&P 500 futures nudge higher on report Iran and U.S. are trying for ceasefire: Live updates”
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
A close-up photo of Donald Trump screaming like a lunatic, superimposed on a vintage pharmaceutical ad, circa mid 20th century for Thorazine. In text beside the picture, it says “Tyrant in the house?” and below the picture it reads “‘Thorazine’ can control the agitated, belligerent senile”.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Perhaps the bleakest article written yet, succinctly encapsulating where we find ourselves in the year of our lord 2026. President Object Permanence, everybody
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
We are going to need a commission after Trump leaves office, either through a fair election or forcibly ousting him, where we discuss whether or not the United States will honor any of his pardons. And if we need to chuck the Constitution in part or whole, fine by me.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Nah man, nothing concerning at all about an Apache gunship (piloted by Kid Rock lovin’ MAGA chuds) circling a massive protest full of people who rightly despise MAGA chuds at very low altitude. And then the SecDef intervenes and disrupts good order by absolving the pilot-chuds. Not sinister at all.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
The deliberate targeting and destruction of critical civilian infrastructure, such as power and/or desalination plants, food, housing, etc, is a despicable war crime. Full stop. Any govt official who orders such targeting and destruction ought to be arrested and tried for crimes against humanity.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
The only time in history Article 5 of the NATO Charter was invoked was 9/11. It was to help us!! Now look at what this miserable pile of shit wrote. Fuck Trump and his astounding success in repelling our allies and making us global pariahs.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
The thing he’s most obsessed with is having every part of government, *especially* federal architecture, stained forever with his bronzer.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Very pleased so far with the responses from abroad. There’s a good chance if things keep up the way things have been going, he may stroke out in about a week. I’d rather he went to federal prison for the rest of his life, but I’ll take a massive stroke or heart attack gladly.
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Full Bird Private @brandenjones.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
The story of Trump II is a guidebook on how to repeatedly punch yourself in the neck all while sneering at and mocking yourself in the mirror.
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