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FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE This is a* (pre-enshittification) federal health/ safety/ regulatory agency appreciation account. *not exclusively. If you don't use alt text, I won't reskeet. Accessibility isn't hard. (Formerly @axlizzie on Twitter)

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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 1h
Someone unironically posted this with no alt text.
White text on black background reads: "You're not apolitical.
You're just comfortable with injustice that doesn't affect you."
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 21h
I could, personally. Times are rough. @vancityreynolds.bsky.social, we are pleased to offer our finest, 100% American-made Flashybats, and, in acknowledgement of your immense celebrity (he's the phone guy, right?) I've thrown in a high quality, seamless, untanned leather carrying pouch for safety.
7 Flashybats, silver flashlights with glowing googly eyes and bat wings, saying "skree" as they flit in the safety and comfort of their finest quality good fren safety pouch*, a rose-colored oval pouch with white exterior.

*Pouch may or may not involve a pelican.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles title format, with text:
"Greamin' Gremkin From the Kremlin"
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This random owl just giving me looks like it holds me personally responsible. I too cannot believe this timeline, owl.
Close up of a brown and white barred owl, looking owlishly down its nose at me against a green, leafy backdrop that should have turned autumn weeks ago. 

Normally we'd have frost. It was 70 F when I woke up this morning.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Really, is there anything that isn't getting dumber? Here's FedEx, promising they'll try to deliver this package that is currently across the country by today. How, FedEx? Do you have a teleporter?
Screencap of FedEx tracking page, showing an estimated delivery day of "Today". Meanwhile, the bar that shows its progress has just moved past the "package was dropped off" point.

"Your package isn't out for delivery yet but we'll try to deliver it today." is a bold statement when the package is still several states away.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
She's the secret love-child of Freddy Fazbear. Hard to tell (extensive laser depilation) but the smile and crazy eyes give her away.
A headshot photo of Katie Fazbear-Zacharia, a blonde white woman with long hair, a fixed, forced wide smile, and blue crazy eyes.Freddy Fazbear with 2 sidekicks behind him, holding a microphone. He's a brown animatronic bear with a fixed wide smile and blue crazy eyes.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Reminds me of ISU's Angry Screaming Rage Horned Goddess of Genetics!
A weird statue that looks a bit like a Lego fig: a pale person/ woman? In silver bodice armor and a Lego helmet with a pillow supporting an antler that starts with a single base then branches into a set.

She has both arms outstretched holding broken strands of "DNA" like a set of small recurve bows, and her mouth is open as if screaming at a pitch only nightmares can hear.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Even Amazon is impressed by my TP stockpile. (You laugh, but you'll thank me when the shit hits the fan.)
Screencap of Amazon profile info:

Departments
Toilet Paper

Product Preferences
Prefers premium toilet paper brands
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
No mention of T'Pring? And of course the withering scorn of T'Pau
T'Pring from Star Trek: TOS. An attractive Vulcan woman in a high-necked silver dress and elaborate updo, looking down her nose with the sort of disdain that would make Prince a shade envious.T'Pau, an older Vulcan woman with elegant cheekbones in an ornate robe and mitre, holding a black carved staff with a clear stone at the top, and looking with absolute contempt at the annoying person in being of her (probably Kirk).
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The world is awful, the timeline is the stupidest, but we do have nerdlesque. I think bluesky needs more of this. Follow @illuminaughties.bsky.social and maybe they'll provide! 😍 #burlesky www.facebook.com/share/p/1Ct9...
Burlesque performer Lychee Minx as Him from Powerpuff Girls: a devilish red person with van Dyke beard and lobster claws wearing a sleeveless Santa coat-dress with high ruffled collar and thigh-high black vinyl stiletto heeled boots does a pole dance on a stage.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I was of the understanding that the boys coming back to town was a bad thing, and you should run, hide out on holy ground, and try to send them back to hell.
Promotion image for Stephen King's Sometimes They Come Back, showing three figures leaning on a hotrod with its lights on in a cemetery at night, the full moon behind them framed by clouds.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Could be worse.
Mario koala statue with Elizabeth Holmes' creepy wide blue eyes.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
WIth alt text: And from the joke-teller's perspective, his opinion, that rape is nbd, rape is funny in fact, is affirmed. If he's already a rapist? 100% of men have communicated to him that this is fine. Look at Trump. He bragged about sexual assault, and people defended "locker room talk".
Text, first sentence highlighted:

Out of ten men, one makes a sexual joke at a woman, two laugh, three fake a chuckle to fit in, and four stay silent.

None of them speak up. Later, nine of them still believe they're the "good guys." But from the woman's perspective, the laughter, the silence, the looking away, it all creates the same environment. So when women say "most men are the same." this is what they mean: not that every man harasses women, but that most men help protect the system that does.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Gonna be a lot of farmland for the billionaires to buy. RETVRN! /s (Don't worry, farmers for Trump! There will be plenty of low-paying jobs for you and your 'native born' kids, working what used to be your land at starvation wages with no future to hope for bc the GOP killed education too.)
A tired, grim-faced white family (mother, father, 4 young kids) stands in dirty, worn clothing next to a shack, as a dust storm rolls in in the background.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ironic that the party insistent on defining who is allowed to be a woman and declaring that there are clear, discrete sex differences that should define roles and access just confused the entire Iowa women's basketball team with the Atlanta men's basketball team. I mean....
Photo of the Iowa Hawkeyes women's basketball team OH WAIT nope that's the Atlanta Hawks men's team, nah, I guess the mistake was completely understandable. And isn't there an Atlanta in Maryland? No? WELL THERE SHOULD BE.

(Photo of 5 tall male basketball players in dark orange uniforms. Doing standing around basketball stuff.)
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They didn't do Patrick Stewart any favors either.
Patrick Stewart aged in TNG: he looks like the Cryptkeeper gained some weight but still couldn't find a hairbrush.

(116 yo white man made of old pale burlap with cotton candy hair all over and scowling)Actual Patrick Stewart at 80:

A white man looking dapper in a suit, bald but with some beard stubble, could probably still sell you a Pontiac if he wanted.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That episode with Picard in the altogether would have featured very buff Alf instead.
Data, an android with a wire jacked into his head, holds the partially mechanized arm of the Borg Locutus, a cyborg made of a very pale naked bald Brit and some black implants and tubing.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Preserving this perfect like tally for posterity, because i am twelve.
The previous comment, with 69 likes.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Did this make the Mayor more or less evil?
A newspaper article featuring a photo of Harry Groener in makeup from the musical Cats.

Text reads: Harry Groener is being made up as Munkustrap in the musical 'Cats'; he has cut the makeup time from 2½ hours to 45 minutes

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Feline fiesta, cat's meow of Broadway

By William B. Collins

NEW YORK- At the conclusion of a performance of Cats not long ago, a woman i k row of the Winter Garden wriggled into her coat under the impression that her husband was holding it for her. 

 He wasn't

Out of the corner of her eye she caught sight of a furry paw on her shoulder. Startled, she  turned to find herself looking right into the blue-green eyes of a Jellicle Cat.

The cat vanished and the couple walked out into the night in an agreeably disoriented state

One way or another, Cats gets to people, a sizable number of whom leave the new hit musical with the sensation that they have passed a couple of hours in another existence. The time s been spent in the company of a tribe of larger-than-life cats who sing and dance with abandon under a full moon that glows with mystical power. The spell they cast derives from the serendipitous translation of poet TS Eliot's children's book Old Possum's Book of Practical Cats into a musical revue

The American version of the London hit was the phenomnon of the Broadway season even before the Oct. 7 opening. Mounted at a cost reported  $4.6 million, its $6 million advance sale is believed to be the biggest in history of the American theater. Although some of the more important reviews of the extravaganza fell short of sheer ecstasy, a second box office has been built in the theater lobby to accommodate the demand for tickets, which are priced at a 540 top. Word has been allowed to spread that the price will go to $50 after the first of the year. The effect, of course, is to give

(See CATS on 10-M)
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Some intrepid journalist needs to interview a few former university mascots....
Photo of Tommy Tuberville hugging Aubie, a tiger mascot.

Tuberville looks very happy and is hugging with both arms.

The tiger looks vaguely uncomfortable.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Imagine being this guy's spouse. "Honey, Rahm's coming over to talk about his political appearance for a few hours, and then i thought we could have five minutes of tepid, mediocre sex." (I tried to find out if he was married, but got to this accursed bio and bailed.)
Guidepost Strategies website showing bio:

"About John

John Anzalone is one of the nation’s top pollsters and messaging strategists. He has more than twenty-five years of polling experience and was most recently the chief pollster for President Joe Biden. This marks his fourth presidential campaign, after having polled for both Barack Obama (2008 & 2012) and Hillary Clinton (2016). In 2020, he helped Governor Roy Cooper win a second term in North Carolina, a state that Trump won that year. In 2018, John helped elect new governors in Michigan (Gretchen Whitmer), and Nevada (Steve Sisolak), and in 2019 he helped to re-elect Louisiana Governor John Bel Edwards. During the 2018 midterms, John’s firm helped flip five GOP congressional seats as well as elect Kyrsten Sinema to the Senate in Arizona. Prior to his polling career, Anzalone was a campaign operative and was one of the first staffers in Iowa for Joe Biden for President in 1987. He also worked for Democratic strategist James Carville on U.S. Senator Frank Lautenberg’s 1988 campaign as his Political Director. He began his political career as an aide to David Wilhelm (who later became DNC Chairman) at Citizens for Tax Justice and the AFL-CIO."
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Confirmed through extensive research:
Middle-aged Patrick Stewart, a bald white guy with a biggish nose, looking slutty in a thin charcoal sweater over a t-shirt with the sleeves pushed up to just below the elbow.

He knows you know.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don't worry, I put it back.
A picture of a ballot-stealing white sheriff in uniform with no moustache and very little chin standing in front of the moustache- theft victim, another white guy in a suit looking grumpy despite now having his moustache back.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Young Mr T, a black man with a mohawk and beard, heavy gold chain jewelry, and a black leather vest, holding a short thin knife and saying "I pith the fool!"
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Up until this question, I would have said I'd be very likely to accept results. But the bit where they only asked about Hinson, and a few thousand votes, in a state where Miller Meeks won by all of 6, makes me wonder what the GOP is up to. (OC, maybe this survey is a Dem op.)
Screencap of survey: "When all the votes are counted in this November's elections for U.S. Senate in Iowa, suppose Republican Ashley Hinson is declared the winner by just a few thousand votes, how likely are you to accept the official results?"
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
As Iowa Dems throw trans people under the bus, it's interesting to see how random surveys are addressing what apparently is a top issue:
Screenshot of a Qualtrics opinion survey:

"
The following is an opinion survey about important issues in Iowa.

This brief survey will only take a few minutes of your time, and completing it will help make our community a better place to live. Your opinions matter - even if you're not sure how to answer every question.
*
Which one of the following issues is the most important to you in the election for U.S. Congress?

Crime and public safety

Government spending and waste

Illegal immigration and border security

Abortion

Jobs and the economy

Election integrity, rules, and voting reform

Data centers and AI

Healthcare

Inflation and the cost of living

Threats to democracy

Social Security and Medicare

Gun control

National security

Unsure"2nd part of screenshot:


The following is an opinion survey about important issues in Iowa.

This brief survey will only take a few minutes of your time, and completing it will help make our community a better place to live. Your opinions matter - even if you're not sure how to answer every question.
*
Which one of the following issues is the most important to you in the election for U.S. Congress?

Crime and public safety

Government spending and waste

Illegal immigration and border security

Abortion

Jobs and the economy

Election integrity, rules, and voting reform

Data centers and AI

Healthcare

Inflation and the cost of living

Threats to democracy

Social Security and Medicare

Gun control

National security

Unsure
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"People disagree with my position that they're expendable to keep me feeling safe? It MUST be Russian bots!"
Principal Skinner from Simpsons, standing outside thinking: 

"Is it understandable that people might voice their objections to being casually declared expendable?

NO! It is agent provocateurs!"
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In commemoration, the base has been renamed to more accurately reflect its purpose and Denmark's commitment to on-going relations.
A picture of multiple people in warm clothes, several in army camo, standing around JD Vance, in front of a sign that reads "PITIFFUK SPACE BASE".
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Oh no
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I mean...
Screencap of trending topics:
1. Mamdani touts pothole milestone
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hey now. Words hurt. And he was just starting to come out of his shell...
Ed Sheeran peeking out of the open shell halves of a scallop (photoshopped badly): a slightly open scallop shell with a vaguely embarrassed looking ginger Brit looking out, surrounded by bright blue eyes along the upper and lower edges.

Caption says "Consider the Emotional Lives of Scallops".

Mmmm, I'll bet ginger actually works pretty decently with scallops.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You know where there aren't smothering blankets, felonious geese with crowbars, or burn barrels exuding toxic smoke?
Extreme close up of a very friendly but concerned pelican eye.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My thought process:
Kermit the Frog consults evil, black-hooded Kermit:


"Cool, beautiful, useful mineral? Or faceted gray death?"

Evil Kermit: "Stinky Rock"
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
No joke. Stay Puft in a suit. Hell, they're even wearing the same colors. Side by side, it's uncanny.
A photo of a white man with short hair, a blue suit, white shirt, red tie.Mr. Stay Puft, a marshmallow man with a sailor cap, blue sailor color, red tie.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The drink I'd need:
A partially filled cartoon potion bottle, labeled "Formula 'X' Dr Jeykel"
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
More like Beaker without hair:
The Muppet Beaker, a pink Muppet in a lab coat with bulging eyes and a perpetual look of horror.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I love this for us.
List of 5 trending topics, with #1 highlighted.

Trending
...
1. Users name non-LOTR characters resisting One Ring
2. Chretien speaks at Gander 9/11 event
3. US Open men's semifinals
4. WWE SmackDown airs from Mexico City
5. Lady Gaga has a baby
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
LOL, "Charlie Dem" applies in so many, many situations.
Biden as Charlie Brown and McConnell as Lucy in one of the many snatched football strips:

(Title card: Politics)
Mitch (poses football): There that's about right
(Looks at Biden): That's about right, isn't it?
Okay Charlie Biden, give me a judge and I won't block your noms.

Biden: I can't believe it! I can't believe that anyone would think I was so completely stupid!

McConnell: I won't renege like I usually do Charlie Biden. I promise!

Biden: Ha! I know your promises!

McConnell: Look... we'll shake on it, okay? Let's shake on it... this proves my sincerity.
*shake hands*

Biden: What could I do if someone is willing to shake on something you have to trust him.
*runs towards football*
*kicks at withdrawn football*
*kands on his back with a "WUMP!"

McConnell: A GOP handshake is not legally binding!
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I was watching a very odd Anthony Perkins movie and rabbit holed down his Wikipedia page, ending up here: It's a weird, weirdly interconnected world.
Except from Wikipedia: 

The marriage came as a surprise to many in Perkins's social and professional circles. Actress Venetia Stevenson, a close friend of Perkins, later commented that she was shocked by the news, recalling that Perkins had been widely perceived as gay.[54] Berenson herself acknowledged that others were skeptical about the union, stating that she was unaware of the implications at the time, despite Perkins having informed her of his sexuality.[241] Nevertheless, the couple remained married until Perkins's death in 1992. Berenson died during the 2001 September 11 attacks when American Airlines Flight 11, on which she was a passenger, was hijacked and crashed into the North Tower of the World Trade Center.[239]
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
It's so sad when they finally leave the safe, soft, blanket-free nest!
Two friend pelicans look on with tears in their sweet, baby-loving eyes as a fledgling hawk baby (hawk body, baby head) takes its first flight from the open pink mouth of its loving nursemaid. Such a soft, comfy, blanket-free place for baby!
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Remember the good ol' days, when our presidents looked presidential? And it's not a matter of size... Pritzker pulls off polished too. And he's a Chicagoan! (compliment)
President Obama, standing outside a white building wearing a well-tailored light beige suit and looking dapper.Gov. Pritzker, laughing as he stands at some event, wearing a navy suit and looking dapper.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am very curious to know what is going on at "Churc".
Close-up of whiteboard showing the word "Churc" above a  line drawing of a sad flower thinking of a happy flower? Maybe? And it's either growing out of a pot or a baby's head. Hard to say.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I dunno, that may work in their favor... (It won't. The secret ingredient isn't hair or lack of it, it's character.)
A photo of a younger Patrick Stewart, a bald, 5'10", big nosed white guy with so much refined charisma that a whole lot of us bought Pontiacs, resting his weight on one elbow which highlights his notoriously well muscled arms, and looking confidently at the camera with a slight smile.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Rs with your home river:
A dark blue river, as seen from the sidewalk on the bank, reflecting an overcast sky and the golden lights of an arched bridge.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What Trump dreams about during all those mid-meeting "power naps":
Trtmp asleep at his desk with some of his administrative sycophants behind him, dreaming of Natalie as Jeannie, standing next to a diaper genie and leaning towards him, possibly for a kiss, but also possibly to do a sniff check.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
LitHound Gang.
Photo of 3-2-1 Contact's Bloodhound Gang, 3 teens standing in front of the door to the "Bloodhound Detective Agency" scrutinizing strips of film.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I wish bluesky had a poll option. Random question: Which is the best Gabriel?
Richard Speight Jr, the Gabriel in supernatural: a white guy with stubble and slicked back hair wearing a canvas jacket, looking skeptical.Tilda Swinton, Gabriel in the movie Constantine: a slender, androgynous white person in right fitting, sheer white layer tanks and pants and bobbed, wavy blonde hair, with gray-tinged wings, crouching and looking up in eager defiance.Jon Hamm, Gabriel in Good Omens: a tall, well groomed, dark haired white man in a light gray suit and coat, standing in a book store holding a very large, old book.Christopher Walken in The Prophecy: a white man with dark, wig -like hair, in a white shirt and black jacket, sitting on steps surrounded by young children, and looking up angelically.
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There are, which makes the slop extra annoying, because first off the natural world is actually marvelous and doesn't need embellishment, and second, it makes the wonders out there seem less real, and less worth preserving. Look at this goofy guy! Is it a real bird or AI slop?
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Kinda seems like "retro" is the wrong adjective here to convey why this topic is trending....
Screenshot of the trending topics #1: "White House launches retro arcade games".
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Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Ahaha you know it. Oh, and it is, of course, humid. Not as humid as it will be tonight. But humid.
screenshot of current weather: 98F (high 99), feels like 111F. Low 76F
Chance of rain: 15%
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