Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 1hSomeone unironically posted this with no alt text. 000
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 21hI could, personally. Times are rough. @vancityreynolds.bsky.social, we are pleased to offer our finest, 100% American-made Flashybats, and, in acknowledgement of your immense celebrity (he's the phone guy, right?) I've thrown in a high quality, seamless, untanned leather carrying pouch for safety. 110
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 14/10/2026This random owl just giving me looks like it holds me personally responsible. I too cannot believe this timeline, owl. 020
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026Really, is there anything that isn't getting dumber? Here's FedEx, promising they'll try to deliver this package that is currently across the country by today. How, FedEx? Do you have a teleporter? 020
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 13/10/2026She's the secret love-child of Freddy Fazbear. Hard to tell (extensive laser depilation) but the smile and crazy eyes give her away. 010
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Reminds me of ISU's Angry Screaming Rage Horned Goddess of Genetics! 010
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Even Amazon is impressed by my TP stockpile. (You laugh, but you'll thank me when the shit hits the fan.) 230
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026No mention of T'Pring? And of course the withering scorn of T'Pau 4313
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The world is awful, the timeline is the stupidest, but we do have nerdlesque. I think bluesky needs more of this. Follow @illuminaughties.bsky.social and maybe they'll provide! 😍 #burlesky www.facebook.com/share/p/1Ct9... 000
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I was of the understanding that the boys coming back to town was a bad thing, and you should run, hide out on holy ground, and try to send them back to hell. 000
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Could be worse. 0160
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026WIth alt text: And from the joke-teller's perspective, his opinion, that rape is nbd, rape is funny in fact, is affirmed. If he's already a rapist? 100% of men have communicated to him that this is fine. Look at Trump. He bragged about sexual assault, and people defended "locker room talk". 0113
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Gonna be a lot of farmland for the billionaires to buy. RETVRN! /s (Don't worry, farmers for Trump! There will be plenty of low-paying jobs for you and your 'native born' kids, working what used to be your land at starvation wages with no future to hope for bc the GOP killed education too.) 190
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Ironic that the party insistent on defining who is allowed to be a woman and declaring that there are clear, discrete sex differences that should define roles and access just confused the entire Iowa women's basketball team with the Atlanta men's basketball team. I mean.... 000
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 29/09/2026They didn't do Patrick Stewart any favors either. 070
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That episode with Picard in the altogether would have featured very buff Alf instead. 380
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Preserving this perfect like tally for posterity, because i am twelve. 130
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Did this make the Mayor more or less evil? 050
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Some intrepid journalist needs to interview a few former university mascots.... 030
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Imagine being this guy's spouse. "Honey, Rahm's coming over to talk about his political appearance for a few hours, and then i thought we could have five minutes of tepid, mediocre sex." (I tried to find out if he was married, but got to this accursed bio and bailed.) 4270
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Confirmed through extensive research: 0112
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Don't worry, I put it back. 040
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Up until this question, I would have said I'd be very likely to accept results. But the bit where they only asked about Hinson, and a few thousand votes, in a state where Miller Meeks won by all of 6, makes me wonder what the GOP is up to. (OC, maybe this survey is a Dem op.) 020
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026As Iowa Dems throw trans people under the bus, it's interesting to see how random surveys are addressing what apparently is a top issue: 140
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026"People disagree with my position that they're expendable to keep me feeling safe? It MUST be Russian bots!" 160
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In commemoration, the base has been renamed to more accurately reflect its purpose and Denmark's commitment to on-going relations. 011
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Oh no 1243
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I mean... 0190
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Hey now. Words hurt. And he was just starting to come out of his shell... 170
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026You know where there aren't smothering blankets, felonious geese with crowbars, or burn barrels exuding toxic smoke? 160
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My thought process: 093
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026No joke. Stay Puft in a suit. Hell, they're even wearing the same colors. Side by side, it's uncanny. 2262
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The drink I'd need: 000
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026More like Beaker without hair: 000
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I love this for us. 120
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026LOL, "Charlie Dem" applies in so many, many situations. 020
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I was watching a very odd Anthony Perkins movie and rabbit holed down his Wikipedia page, ending up here: It's a weird, weirdly interconnected world. 000
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026It's so sad when they finally leave the safe, soft, blanket-free nest! 090
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Remember the good ol' days, when our presidents looked presidential? And it's not a matter of size... Pritzker pulls off polished too. And he's a Chicagoan! (compliment) 220
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I am very curious to know what is going on at "Churc". 100
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026I dunno, that may work in their favor... (It won't. The secret ingredient isn't hair or lack of it, it's character.) 120
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Rs with your home river: 010
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026What Trump dreams about during all those mid-meeting "power naps": 091
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 09/09/2026LitHound Gang. 060
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I wish bluesky had a poll option. Random question: Which is the best Gabriel? 100
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 06/09/2026There are, which makes the slop extra annoying, because first off the natural world is actually marvelous and doesn't need embellishment, and second, it makes the wonders out there seem less real, and less worth preserving. Look at this goofy guy! Is it a real bird or AI slop? 231
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026Kinda seems like "retro" is the wrong adjective here to convey why this topic is trending.... 020
Ms "I Want To Eat Your Brain" ugh, no, not YOURS, gross! 🤢 @brainmist.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Ahaha you know it. Oh, and it is, of course, humid. Not as humid as it will be tonight. But humid. 010