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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

#worldcup so I’ve learned we are the Disney World of the world, through social media. The only way to heal the way the world sees us is to 8647 and lean into it.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

What color’s your 3rd world Bugatti? Does it remind you that You’re equal to Pakistani punjabis?

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

In squalor, Say your wallowing yet, Direct genocide in polished collared baguettes.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Used to celebrate Saturn like I’m following Set, Now I’m calling your bets, Hollow your threats.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Carnival Style Funnel Cakes. But my brain read it as: Funeral Style Carnal Cakes.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Honky skin red on the neck, I gotta fight autocorrect to get the Alabama slang almost correct

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

George Carlin and Bill Hicks were right about everything.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Y’all remember when “cancel culture” was called being blackballed and people in Hollywood were the biggest proponents during the red scare? Ronald W Reagan fed names to the FBI for being communists. Most weren’t communists.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

Confession: I have a visceral reaction to reading non-USA people referring any sandwich on a bun as a burger. If it’s not ground protein, it doesn’t mimic a hamburg steak, the namesake. It’s not the goddamn bun that makes a burger. I guess a cowless person in a hat is a cowboy.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

Carnival Style Funnel Cakes. But my brain read it as: Funeral Style Carnal Cakes.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 17/05/2026

Marty Jannetty’s leg was reportedly amputated today as a result of ongoing health issues.

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Action Bronson ft. Wiz Khalifa - The Rockers

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

It finally happened. Rolling Loud is South Park’s tween wave episode for me now. I have no idea but I guess I should start strumming a geetar and filling up my britches at the bowling alley. #southpark #rollingloud

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

If I was SpongeBob my therapist would be named C. Kelp. #jokes

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

“Let me use my flashlight to light my other flashlight.” Get real

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

You know how torches are ambient? Flashlights are directed. Get better, UK.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

No that thing with a circuit and bulb with zero fire is a torch, just because it helps us kinda see.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

In America, the word Torch implies ease of setting a fire. Like in Dungeons and Dragons. In England they name things by historic use, not mechanism. Why not call it a hand lamp? Stick lantern?

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

“I do not consort with those of the robot race” -Early Cuyler, Appalachian Mud Squid

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

Our president doesn’t want you to act your age, not your shoe size.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 17/04/2026

I believe but cannot prove Prince was a CIA asset. #fakeconspiracytheory

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

I’m sure they didn’t use Black Panther and Captain Marvel as hopes for military recruitment oh wait

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

There has never been a greater argument for isolationism than current politics. All foreign money out of politics. lobbying is trouble

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

We should all return to golden rule. And also make sure we enact the golden rule on others. Do unto others what has been done to you. I think Tool had a song about it.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Yo South Korea makes some dope shit. They traded us crazy cheesy French fry corn dogs and the hottest ramen ever for spam and cheese burgers. “Sushi burrito” is fucking kimbap! Fuck you Wasabi Juan.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I miss Smedley Butler. He said only people who fight wars should be allowed to decide to go to war. Can we bring him back?

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chuppl @chuppl.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

See you in 2 days😉

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Writing a new bluegrass tune called “Quitters Win” It’s fucking great so far

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

So the man who bought and ran a website for people to share naked photos of themselves just died. There are very few pictures of him. #ceo #cia

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

@chuppl.bsky.social I’m dying of thirst for a new chuppl investigation! My YouTube algo is dry.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Those who vote for war must fight on the front lines. No more sending the poor kids for your war. If they don’t want it, they shouldn’t be forced in.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

“Glazing” as a term literally means “buttering up” if you’re up on your Mel Brooks vernacular.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

George Carlin is the Bob Ross of stand-up comedy and I refuse to elaborate.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Saying “democrats are overwhelmingly in the #Epstein Files” is an odd way to say #Zionists infiltrated #corporate anti-racism.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

Same way as a person cheating and getting pregnant but claiming god did it.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

New idea Apply the same rules for proposed voting laws to all bartenders and gas station workers for alcohol sales. We will see drunk republicans change their minds fast #fightfire

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

It’s easy to say what you believe when you’re poor. That’s why you should not support companies who don’t align with your values.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

One of those new musicians has been dead for years

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

The anti Israeli cooperation group. Hope this helps

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

It would be crazy if we found out yarmulkes were only invented to cover bald spots and vanity just got out of hand.

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

Ever wonder how many hijackers didn’t plan to do it until they had to deal with Airports?

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

What did the underage girls Ghandi laid with have to say about this? Forgot to ask?

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