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Jeepus Creepus

@brainlessgeorge.bsky.social
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NSFW/21+ bluegrass musician, hip hop head, stand up comedy fan, Cornbread Comrade ⚒️

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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
#worldcup so I’ve learned we are the Disney World of the world, through social media. The only way to heal the way the world sees us is to 8647 and lean into it.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Carnival Style Funnel Cakes. But my brain read it as: Funeral Style Carnal Cakes.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Honky skin red on the neck, I gotta fight autocorrect to get the Alabama slang almost correct
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
George Carlin and Bill Hicks were right about everything.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Y’all remember when “cancel culture” was called being blackballed and people in Hollywood were the biggest proponents during the red scare? Ronald W Reagan fed names to the FBI for being communists. Most weren’t communists.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Confession: I have a visceral reaction to reading non-USA people referring any sandwich on a bun as a burger. If it’s not ground protein, it doesn’t mimic a hamburg steak, the namesake. It’s not the goddamn bun that makes a burger. I guess a cowless person in a hat is a cowboy.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Carnival Style Funnel Cakes. But my brain read it as: Funeral Style Carnal Cakes.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
Marty Jannetty’s leg was reportedly amputated today as a result of ongoing health issues.
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Action Bronson ft. Wiz Khalifa - The Rockers
YouTube video by Fanblast
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
It finally happened. Rolling Loud is South Park’s tween wave episode for me now. I have no idea but I guess I should start strumming a geetar and filling up my britches at the bowling alley. #southpark #rollingloud
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
If I was SpongeBob my therapist would be named C. Kelp. #jokes
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
In America, the word Torch implies ease of setting a fire. Like in Dungeons and Dragons. In England they name things by historic use, not mechanism. Why not call it a hand lamp? Stick lantern?
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
“I do not consort with those of the robot race” -Early Cuyler, Appalachian Mud Squid
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Our president doesn’t want you to act your age, not your shoe size.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
I believe but cannot prove Prince was a CIA asset. #fakeconspiracytheory
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
I’m sure they didn’t use Black Panther and Captain Marvel as hopes for military recruitment oh wait
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
There has never been a greater argument for isolationism than current politics. All foreign money out of politics. lobbying is trouble
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
We should all return to golden rule. And also make sure we enact the golden rule on others. Do unto others what has been done to you. I think Tool had a song about it.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
@chuppl.bsky.social oh we are back
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Yo South Korea makes some dope shit. They traded us crazy cheesy French fry corn dogs and the hottest ramen ever for spam and cheese burgers. “Sushi burrito” is fucking kimbap! Fuck you Wasabi Juan.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I miss Smedley Butler. He said only people who fight wars should be allowed to decide to go to war. Can we bring him back?
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chuppl @chuppl.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
See you in 2 days😉
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Writing a new bluegrass tune called “Quitters Win” It’s fucking great so far
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
So the man who bought and ran a website for people to share naked photos of themselves just died. There are very few pictures of him. #ceo #cia
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
@chuppl.bsky.social I’m dying of thirst for a new chuppl investigation! My YouTube algo is dry.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Those who vote for war must fight on the front lines. No more sending the poor kids for your war. If they don’t want it, they shouldn’t be forced in.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Big Yahu’s son lives in Florida
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
“Glazing” as a term literally means “buttering up” if you’re up on your Mel Brooks vernacular.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
George Carlin is the Bob Ross of stand-up comedy and I refuse to elaborate.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
I love Jeff Buckley
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Jeff Buckley - Dream Brother (from Live in Chicago)
YouTube video by jeffbuckleyVEVO
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Saying “democrats are overwhelmingly in the #Epstein Files” is an odd way to say #Zionists infiltrated #corporate anti-racism.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
New idea Apply the same rules for proposed voting laws to all bartenders and gas station workers for alcohol sales. We will see drunk republicans change their minds fast #fightfire
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
It’s easy to say what you believe when you’re poor. That’s why you should not support companies who don’t align with your values.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Okay… #restaurant #doordash
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
One of those new musicians has been dead for years
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
It would be crazy if we found out yarmulkes were only invented to cover bald spots and vanity just got out of hand.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Ever wonder how many hijackers didn’t plan to do it until they had to deal with Airports?
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
@jamestalarico.bsky.social @crockett.house.gov which one of y’all is against war in Iran. Be loud.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
I’m not voting for anyone who accepts AIPAC money. :) I pray they say that makes me violent against the I in AIPAC
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Wonder why Gal Gadot will never speak out against the war or Donald Trump. Not because of her beauty pageant work for an ethnostate. Surely not
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Y’all rich fucks do know we don’t care, right? Just kill us all. It ain’t saving you either
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
I think we can all agree now that #BROCKHAMPTON was the most cringe shit smoked up by the #CIA rap and hip hop division since #suicideboys or Vanilla ICE.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
With a straight face some old white person will say autism didn’t exist in their day while showing us a model train themed basement. A basement empire, if you will, fueled by autism
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Remember if #aipac candidates win, America loses
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 23/02/2026
Remember when the machine told us we would have innovation but forgot to mention the lowest possible contract bidder part of privatization? That last bit was fucking real and supposedly unexpected. We either correct this or over-regulate.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
Smedley Butler Now THAT is the very model of a modern Major General! #warisaracket #businessplot #thiel
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
#Draper X #Aquino #conspiracy brand eyebrow wax? I’m sure these people are both seen positively and weren’t involved with terrible things. Definitely weren’t accused of anything crazy.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Still willingly chilling with Woody at different predator’s house in 2013. Jeff already got his sweetheart deal in Florida by then. Woody had already married his daughterwife and invited you. No excuse to even be there but thank you for the info Lewis.
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
youtu.be/d3qkRdLWNec?...
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Lewis Black Visited Jeffrey Epstein's House | We Might Be Drunk
YouTube video by We Might Be Drunk - Clips
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Jeepus Creepus @brainlessgeorge.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
Lewis Black hanging out with Woody Allen at Epstein’s is upsetting, even if he told us about it before, it made it real to read it.
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