Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 12/07/2025If Michael B Jordan ruins his career with some franchise bullshit I’m fighting everyone. 000
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Fitting that humanity will burn itself to cinders training AI chatbots how to prey on vulnerable lonely men. I wish it was aliens. 000
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 13/05/2025A new ‘Bacon Brothers Band’ is born every day. and Isn’t Stamos a Budget Beach Boy now? Why am I pretending anything matters 010
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 13/05/2025“There’s no organ within organized religion for metabolizing revelation. Mystical insights must be labeled as heresy to preserve the integrity of doctrine, lest epistemological chaos ensue.” @krkwood.bsky.social hammering it all home on this one 🙌🏽 131
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 12/05/2025He would certainly NOT be very ‘Neato Torpedo’… To say the least. 010
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Listen to the crowd lose any shred of hope they had that they could return to reality unchanged. #Meshuggah #Lethargica #ElderGodTier 000
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 13/04/2025Dachshunds are called ‘Wiener Dogs’ not because of how they look, but how they act. 010
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 09/04/2025While I’d love to know the time and case to use Whom vs. Who… But some of y’all can’t even figure out that paying for freight makes things more expensive. 010
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 09/04/2025Can we just make everything from China infinitely expensive and just shut the fuck up for 15 minutes. These children. Fucking SHUT UP. Ultimate 5D chess. Temu is regular price. Wow. Incredible. 000
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 06/04/2025I’m starting to really love being in this space again. I feel like I’ve been remodeling it for a decade, it’s had its high points and low points… but it’s getting back to being a place I want to be and live and breathe for the first time in a long time. 010
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 05/04/2025@clppng.bsky.social ‘s ‘Dodger’ is the best piece of music that will drop this year. If you have a counter point it better be glued to a fist or I won’t accept it. 1121
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 03/04/2025I LOVE THE CHARACTER DESIGN YOU TAKE THAT BACK! Their little Akira faces… 🥰 110
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Don’t forget! April Blizzards Bring May Wizards! 🧙🏽♂️ 🔮 🪄 010
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 02/04/2025My desk is right in front of a window. You won’t have to leave your car to throw a brick through my face. 000
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 02/04/2025I’m just straight up fucking livid winter wont just die and fuck off forever. I know the planet collapsing is bad, but I will never miss the cold. 110
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 01/04/2025John Mayer can’t play a single Decapitated riff and that’s why he’s wack as fuck. 010
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 30/03/2025I feel the same, delicate balance of evil corp bankrolling creatives who actually get to do whatever they want. RIP 1899 and The Franchise (among millions of other). 000
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Glad to see some things aren’t changing turbulently with the times 010
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 28/03/2025Fuck… they let Mumford and his annoying ass kids back out. 010
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 26/03/2025What’s the most famous ‘Local Band’ of all time? A) Red Hot Chili Peppers B) Drowning Pool C) Both 000
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 26/03/2025I don’t care that about having a credit score, I care about the small Gremlins infesting the Appalachian Cave Systems. 000
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Gonna have to disagree with this… No one is vandalizing their own tesla to prove a point*. We’re talking about people crashing a cookout and dumping all of Someone Else’s Bud Light into their pool. *Obviously Erykah Badu is the world’s dumbest counter example, to be clear. 010
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 25/03/2025I decided to put my money where my mouth is and do everything I could to stop using my phone. Some successful ideas, some bombs… but getting a wallet for my Field Notes and a legitimately nice pen (Lamy Safari) were the big Hits. For real. 040
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Country songs about taking drunks girls home playing at grocery stores and gas station pumps and people wonder why white men are so fucking warped. It’s because Dr Suess painted someone wrong 100 years ago, obviously. 000
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 24/03/2025I kinda lost steam in the Star Wars times bit, I had such unwarranted optimism for it, but hey… That’s showbiz for ya. 010
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 20/03/2025If I lived in Lords Of The Ring times I’d be a Bard named Guitaragorn HMU if you want a cool name 000
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 20/03/2025Also if I lived in Star Wars Times as a Professional Basket Ball Player I’d go by: Muggsy Bogues He honestly just nailed it with that one ngl… 000
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 20/03/2025I’m glad that the least poser thing I have ever done was buy an HM-2 for $45. 010
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 19/03/2025If I was a Hockey Player in Star Wars my name would be Juke Skywalker HMU 000
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 19/03/2025If I was in Star Wars my name would be Friendo Calrissian HMU 000
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Everyone still with the ‘Got’em!’ like it has EVER mattered 010
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 12/03/2025I have updated my resume (bio) to reflect my mastery in the fields of Moronics. 010
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 11/03/2025I really hoped there would be a time we could hold a conversation that wasn’t entirely contextualized by how fucking batshit and unprecedented everything is, but… man, 2015 really was a decade ago 010
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 11/03/2025Damn, dude. I feel this in my bones as we quickly lose many of our treasured “3rd Places” Private Equity and Fascism have finally passed fever pitch into mass tear downs of every sector of culture. 020
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 09/03/2025It feels like everyone needs to be on the road, but no one has anywhere to be. Go home. 000
Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 06/03/2025I accidentally opened Facebook and now my house smells like shit. 020
