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@braidedlimbs.bsky.social
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🧙🏽 Merlin for Hire 🔮 🆗 Master in the field of Moronics 🆒

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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Maybe the announcement is Connor’s Wedding!
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
If Michael B Jordan ruins his career with some franchise bullshit I’m fighting everyone.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 03/07/2025
Dave ‘Kardashian’ Grohl Dave ‘Lohl’ More like…
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 26/06/2025
Fitting that humanity will burn itself to cinders training AI chatbots how to prey on vulnerable lonely men. I wish it was aliens.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 13/05/2025
“There’s no organ within organized religion for metabolizing revelation. Mystical insights must be labeled as heresy to preserve the integrity of doctrine, lest epistemological chaos ensue.” @krkwood.bsky.social hammering it all home on this one 🙌🏽
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Listen to the crowd lose any shred of hope they had that they could return to reality unchanged. #Meshuggah #Lethargica #ElderGodTier
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Frank like smelling the flowers
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
Dachshunds are called ‘Wiener Dogs’ not because of how they look, but how they act.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
While I’d love to know the time and case to use Whom vs. Who… But some of y’all can’t even figure out that paying for freight makes things more expensive.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
Can we just make everything from China infinitely expensive and just shut the fuck up for 15 minutes. These children. Fucking SHUT UP. Ultimate 5D chess. Temu is regular price. Wow. Incredible.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
I’m starting to really love being in this space again. I feel like I’ve been remodeling it for a decade, it’s had its high points and low points… but it’s getting back to being a place I want to be and live and breathe for the first time in a long time.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
@clppng.bsky.social ‘s ‘Dodger’ is the best piece of music that will drop this year. If you have a counter point it better be glued to a fist or I won’t accept it.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Don’t forget! April Blizzards Bring May Wizards! 🧙🏽‍♂️ 🔮 🪄
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
My desk is right in front of a window. You won’t have to leave your car to throw a brick through my face.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
I’m just straight up fucking livid winter wont just die and fuck off forever. I know the planet collapsing is bad, but I will never miss the cold.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 01/04/2025
John Mayer can’t play a single Decapitated riff and that’s why he’s wack as fuck.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
The Studio is good but needs to be pantsed.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Fuck… they let Mumford and his annoying ass kids back out.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
I saw the news by mistake again today.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
What’s the most famous ‘Local Band’ of all time? A) Red Hot Chili Peppers B) Drowning Pool C) Both
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
I don’t care that about having a credit score, I care about the small Gremlins infesting the Appalachian Cave Systems.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
Fuck It.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
I decided to put my money where my mouth is and do everything I could to stop using my phone. Some successful ideas, some bombs… but getting a wallet for my Field Notes and a legitimately nice pen (Lamy Safari) were the big Hits. For real.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Country songs about taking drunks girls home playing at grocery stores and gas station pumps and people wonder why white men are so fucking warped. It’s because Dr Suess painted someone wrong 100 years ago, obviously.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
The little paw... He’s the sweetest.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 24/03/2025
I kinda lost steam in the Star Wars times bit, I had such unwarranted optimism for it, but hey… That’s showbiz for ya.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
If I lived in Lords Of The Ring times I’d be a Bard named Guitaragorn HMU if you want a cool name
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Also if I lived in Star Wars Times as a Professional Basket Ball Player I’d go by: Muggsy Bogues He honestly just nailed it with that one ngl…
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
I’m glad that the least poser thing I have ever done was buy an HM-2 for $45.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
If I was a Hockey Player in Star Wars my name would be Juke Skywalker HMU
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
If I was in Star Wars my name would be Friendo Calrissian HMU
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
I have updated my resume (bio) to reflect my mastery in the fields of Moronics.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 11/03/2025
I really hoped there would be a time we could hold a conversation that wasn’t entirely contextualized by how fucking batshit and unprecedented everything is, but… man, 2015 really was a decade ago
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 09/03/2025
It feels like everyone needs to be on the road, but no one has anywhere to be. Go home.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
I accidentally opened Facebook and now my house smells like shit.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Defeater really decided to become the most important band on the road today. #FuckNazis
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Carved from the softest stone. I’ve been missing this guy a lot lately.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Defeater really made giving a shit the coolest thing of all time again.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
My band sounds like if Panic At the Disco had a Waluigi. Does this interest you? Y/N
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Dude eats naps for breakfast.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Got a new badge for my armaments.
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Bruno J. Navarro @brunojnavarro.bsky.social · 23/02/2025
seen in newark, new jersey 🔥
poster on a utility pole with a gray silhouette of a threatening figure, arms raised wearing a maga cap with a shadow of a similar figure wearing a nazi helmet behind them and the words

WE BEAT 'EM BEFORE …

WE’LL BEAT 'EM AGAIN!
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 24/02/2025
Why is everything a Web-App now? Who decided this was good? No, I would not like to save this model number as a password or use 4 finger hot-keys. That isn’t a shortcut if I need to input a Mortal Kombat Fatality to switch functions.
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God @thegodshow.com · 21/02/2025
Reminder: Zelenskyy refused to leave Kyiv as bombs fell. Donold hid in a bunker from protesters with cardboard signs.
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Barf Party @braidedlimbs.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
Who thought this was a ‘good’ idea?
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